Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 82, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 April 1910 — Keeping Up Appearances. [ARTICLE]

Keeping Up Appearances.

Husband (suddenly waking up at dead of night)—What in the world was that noise? Wfife (calmly)—lt’s all right, dear. The guests of the Moneybags’ ball are just coming home, and I slipped down and gave our front door a slam, so the neighbors would think we Were there. —New York Journal.