Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 81, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 April 1910 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

POINTED PARAGRAPH* Lqve Is blind,Tii(d self-love Is ho4e lessly so. It Ja the after eif§ht of exp4rlerice that counts. idle rumor is about as bully as a pesky house fly. Setae women's oiily ifilSrest in life is tor dress to kill. A ‘dead beat always g6ts more credit than' he deserves. Occasionally the taxidermist stuffs himself—at meal time. ‘A spinster’s face is sure to lfght up if she strikes a match. Never judge a man’s kicking ability by the size of his feet. Many a man is the moving picture of an unpaid tailor bill. After a promoter gets his hand in he becomes a financier,^ A bad imitation of wickedness is better than the real thing. Cupia jifenies all connection with ttfarriafees. The things you are going to do add nothing to your bank balance. Woman thinks she will be man’s superior when she gets her rights. ~ ~ ’ Five-cent tohsorfal parlors are responsible for a lot of bad scrSß^’- , Give a woman plenty of rope and she will hang—he. washing on it. And occasionally a man throws off trouble by getting on a bold front.

Some men would never practice self denial If they couldn’t uoast about it. Don’t hold your head so high that you can’t see* where your feet are going. . . > It gives us a terrific jolt every time we hear our friends praise our enemies. How one woman does enjoy seeing; another fall in love with the wrong man! Among the mam things in a city are those connected with the waterworks. A married man enjoys attending a wedding almost as much as he dees a funeral. Go ahead and do the be~t you can find don’t worry about the consequences. The wages of sin are promptly paid by women, but men try to repudiate the debt. Some snobbish people would rather be foolish than have sense of the common kind. * A woman knows that her new gown isn t a perfect fit when another woman tells her it is. It takes mere than paint and powder to alter the complexion of a woman’s thoughts. It is pleasant at this time of the year to hear the running comments of a babbling brook. Some girls are easily won and some struggle against it until they lose out entirely. About the only thing the something-for-nothing seeker gets is a lot of costly experience.

Fewer people would have axes to grind if they had to furnish the motive power to revolve .he grindstone. The Wall streei lamb who tries to become a bull or'a bear usually winds up by making a monkey of himself. Most of the people who want to get out of the matrimonial frying pan do so because they want to get in It again. When a young man gets engaged to a girl he should marry her within a week; otherwise she’s apt to change her mind.

The trouble is that when a man tries to forget a woman she won t let him. When a lazy man finally does get started—how he does work—for a few minutes! ~ Cuba has the. smallest spedies of humming bird in the world in the Princess Christian. It is a beautiful little thing, not quite 2% inches long and with a forked crimson gorget. People who kick at freight rates in this oou'ntry will rejoice to learn that shippers in Brazil get it harder than we do.. A man shipping potatoes from - San Paulo to Rio, a haul of 300 miles, Is fQ£C«d to pay 9132 a bag freight. A French scientist Says that he can Hue heroes out 'of cowards by performing a slight operation on ttriSir hwtOs. The Kansas City Star rises to remark that it may,.under these conditions, be possible to make statesmen out of congressmen. « 'fhe tftfld'ob Financial Ttliles has been h»V«iittghtihg the world’s output of Wine Und Baps that it is de&w wring. Id 1899 it was over four DUlion-galloDS.