Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 79, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 April 1910 — Wit of the Youngsters [ARTICLE]

Wit of the Youngsters

Grocer—Well, little girl, what can I do for you? Little Girl—Mamma says to send her a box of condemned lye. Hearing her papa and mamma speaking of celebrating their wedding anniversary, little 4-year-old Dorothy said: “Mamma, haw long have we been married to papa?” After being kissed by her grandmother, little Elsie was seen to rub her cheek vigorously. “Surely,” said her mother, “you are not wiping away grandma’s kiss?” “No, indeed,” replied Elsie. “I am rubbing it in."