Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 77, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 March 1910 — Ready to Bargain. [ARTICLE]

Ready to Bargain.

Suitor (to her father)—Sir, I love the very ground your daughter treads on. Father (grimly)—Well, young man. you ain’t the first party that’s had an attachment for it. Howsomever, If you love it well enough to come and help pay up the mortgage on It you can marry Sarah.—Exchange.