Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 73, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 March 1910 — Doctor's Fault. [ARTICLE]

Doctor's Fault.

Judge—l am led to understand you stole the watch of the doctor who had just written a prescription for you at the free dispensary. What have you to say to this charge? Prisoner —Well, your honor, I found myself In a desperate quandary. His prescription said "a spoonful every hour,” and I had no timepiece.—Fl legends Blatter. The Reliable Dish. Now, let our hopes anew be fired, The frugal mind this comfort gleans:' No wicked trust has yet conspired To raise the cost of pork and beana —Washington Star.