Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 72, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 March 1910 — .Notice to Alumni. [ARTICLE]

.Notice to Alumni.

There will be a meeting of the members of the Alumni Association at the Library Auditorium, Friday evening, April 1, 1910, 7 P. M. The purpose of the meeting is to make arrangements for the annual banquet. The President. An exchange tells that a good story was heard the other day of a father and mother who were trying to find names for their twih babies who, by the way, were girls. It was decided that the father must name them. After casting about and finding no names that exactly suited him, he determined to end the strain on his mind and named them Kate and Duplicate. In the course of time another pair of twin babies came and they were boya. This was the husband’s opportunity to get even, and he wanted his wife to christen the boys. Imagine his -feelings when the mother one day told him she had named them Pete and feepeat. But when the third pair came the father grew frightened and named them Mas and Climax.