Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 71, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 March 1910 — Now They Never Speak. [ARTICLE]

Now They Never Speak.

A coolness growing out of the following conversation has sprung out between Jones and Smith: “I had a splendid time last night,” sadi Jones. “1 spent the evening at a little social gathering at the Goodman mansion.” “Are the Goodma'ns nice people?” queried Smith. “Well, I should say so. They are very aristocratic. To get into their circle one milst have either a great deal of money or a great deal of genius.” “You don’t tell me so! And you say you were there?” “Yes.” "You were invited, were you?” "Of course.” "And to be Invited a man has to have plenty of money or a great deal of genius?” "Precisely.” “Well, Jones, I am very glad to hear you have become rich all of a sifflden. Lend me £5.” —London Answers.