Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 64, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 March 1910 — His Best White Waistcoat. [ARTICLE]

His Best White Waistcoat.

He put green ink in his fountain pen, And now he’s the maddest man in town; He screwed the pen together, and then— Put it in his pocket upside down. —Chicago Tribune.