Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 62, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 March 1910 — Page 3

Oae Glaring; Exception.

“to there anything the people of this country cannot do,” vociferated the orator, “if they unitedly say It shall be done?” "Yes,” spoke up the fustfy old person In the audience; "there’s one thing they can’t do.” “What is it, sir?” ■ “They can’t get the battleship Maine raised.”—Chicago Tribune.

WORTH KNOWING

Simple but Powerful Prescription for Rheumatism and Lame Backs. This was previously published here and cured hundreds, "Get one ounce of syrup of Sarsaparilla compound and one ounce Toris Compound. Then get half a pint of good whiskey and put the other two Ingredients into it. Take * tablespoonful of this mixture before each meal and at bed time. Shake the bottle each time.” Good effects are felt the first day. Any druggist has these ingredients on hand or will quickly get them from his wholesale house.

Giving Himself Away.

“You’re always complaining about your ‘ruinous taxes.’ I wish I had yonr taxes to pay.” “What for?” “Because then I’d have your property to pay ’em on.” (Snarling.) “That’s you, exactly! You’d like to have plenty of money to live on, without having to earn it yourself, as I have—er—that is— t ~’’ ;

Trial Kidney Remedy Free.

The proprietors of Doan’s Kidney Remedy offer in another part of this paper a free trial of their renowned specific for Kidney diseases. By cutting out the coupon in another column and sending it to Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y., a trial of the remedy will be sent without charge. This shows the confidence of the proprietors in the efficacy of the remedy, else they would not undergo this great expense.

In and Out.

Young Professor’s Wife—Lysander, you have explained to me several times how the overproduction of gold causes high prices, but somehow I can’t get it through my head. Young Professor—O, yes, you can; the passage from one ear to the other seems to be entirely unobstructed.

Generous Free Offer to All Rheumatism Sufferers.

Every rheumatism sufferer should send his name to the Samaritan Medicine Co. of St. Louis, Mo., for a liberal treatment of their celebrated rheumatism cure. Two kinds; both free. Your request creates no obligation; no future demand will be made. Simply ask for it now, as the offer is limited, and judge for yourself. A French army officer has Invented a small aeroplane that can be towed by a dirigible balloon to carry a searchlight to be thrown upon objects on the ground without disclosing the dirigible balloon’s whereabouts.

A. B. C. TEA

to a perfect Laxative and blood purifier. Larae packace 25c—all dealers. Japanese chopsticks are delivered *o the guests in a decorated envelope. The two sticks, already shaped from one tongue-like piece of wood, are broken apart by the guests. ConsttpSttoiT causes yd seriously aggravates many diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated granules. A cover for stationary washtubs that r.olls up has been patented by a Massachusetts man to prevent accidents due to solid tops falling upon persons’ heads. No use paying high prices for fence when Kitselman Bros., ask only 14% cents a rod up. See their ad in this paper and write today. A New York man who ate sixty buckheat cakes and two pounds of sausage said he would have done better if he had been hungry.

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablet*. Druggists refund money if it fails to cure. E. W. GROVE’S signature is on each bojc. 25c. The Eastern States, from Maine to Alabama, produced gold worth $259,143 and silver forth $35,070 last.year. Wholesale prices on fence—l 4% cents a rod up. Write today for Kitselman Bros.' free Catalogue. See their ad in this paper. The wholesale price of a male canary is about 70 cents in Germany, while a female costs only 17 cents.

BREAKUP THAT COUGH

with Allen a Lung Balaam, the popular family remedy. It cures where other remedial fall. All dealera 25c. 50c. fl .00 bottles. Eight times as mtich energy is expended in walking upstairs as on the level. Mrs. Winslow*! Boomnta Snvr for Children Warn I n»i softens the gums, reduces Inflammation, al* Uys pads, cues wind colic. 36 sente a bottle.

Ho Man is Stronger Than His Stomach & Shui A strong mon is strong all over. No man can be strong who is suffering from weak stomach with its consequent indigestion, or from some other disease nHa tHHuk of the stomach end its associated organs, which im- Mi pairs digestion and nutrition. For when the stomach ; is weak or diseased there is a loss of the nutrition contained in food, which is the source of all physical strength. When a man “doesn’t feel just right,’* when he doesn’t sleep well, has an uncomfortable th® stomach after eating, is languid, nervous, irritable and despond. •«, he. is losing thp nutrition needed to make strength Sncft a man shoa/d tw Dr. JMerc&a Golden Medical Dlacorery. It caret dlaaarwa of the atnanach and other orOane of dlOeatloa and nutrition, it enMchea the hlood. farUoratea the liver, atroadthena the htdaeya, aoartahea the aervea, aad ao GIVES UE2U.TB END BTEEKGTM TO THE W HOLE BODY. _ ■ ooe P‘ • nostrum as a substitute tor this nonalcoholic medicine OF known coMfosmoN, not even though the urgent dealer may thereby make a little bigger profit. Ingredients printed on wrapper.

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES

CONVINCING PROOF OF THE VIRTUE OF Lydia EL Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound What is the use of procrastinating in the face of such evidence as the following letters represent? If you are a sick woman or know one who is, what sensible reason have you for not giving Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound a trial ? For 30 years we have been publishing such testimonial letters as these—thousands of them -a-they are genuine and honest, too, every one of them.

Mrs.,S. J. Barber says: 0 “I think Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is the best medicine in the world for women—and I feel it my duty to let others know the good it has done for me. Three years ago I had s tumor which the doctor said would have to be removed by an operation or I could not live more than a year, or two, at most. I wrote Mrs. Pintham, at Lynn, Mass., for advice, and took 14 bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and today the tumor is gone and I am a perfectly well woman. I hope my testimonial will be of benefit to oth- — Mrß, 8- J* Barber, Scott, Mrs. E. F. Hayes says: ' 7' “I was under the doctor’s treatment fora fibroid tumor. I suffered • (Hz-' with pain, sore- ’ ■ n 9 ss > bloating, and coul< i not . ' \ >C. ‘ walk or stand on • my feet any of time. I wrote to Mrs. ( Pinkham for advice ’fol'owed her Idirections and took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. To-day I am a well womad, the tumor was expelled and my whole system strengthened. I advise all women who are afflicted with tumors or female troubles to try Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound.” Mrs. E. F. Hayes, 1890 Washington St, Boston, Mass.

For 30 years Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for female ills. No sick woman does justice to ((// herself who will not try this famous medicine. S I Wa \ f Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and 1 1 1 7 I has thousands of cures to its credit. II 1 / II Mrs. Pinkham inxdtes all sick women \o\ /)) ■Mr to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health free of charge. (?J 1!S Address Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.

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Mrs. George May says: ' ’'it'No one knows ‘ what I have sufered from female troubles, N&w neuralgia pains, hSraaSSt 'T>y&- a.nd backache. <. doctor said K could not give / L’•' ‘ ms anything to cure it. Through advice of a //&/ friend I began w! / to use -Lydia E. » ' t * iPinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and the pain soon disappeared. 1 continued its use and am now in perfect health. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound has been a God-send to me as I believe I should have been in my grave if it had not been for Mrs. Pinkham’s advice and Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound/’ —Mrs. George May, 86 4th Ave., Paterson, N. J. Mrs. W. K. Housh says: 0 “I have been completely cured of a severe female trouble by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and want to recommend it to all suffering women.” Mrs. W. K. Housh, 7 Eastview Ave., Cincinnati, Ohio. Because your case is a difficult one, doctors having done you no good, do not continue to suffer without giving Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound a trial. It surely has cured many cases of female ills, such as inflammation, ulceration,displacements,'fibroid tumors, irregularities,periodic pains,backache,etc.

Mother's milk will supply the baby laxative enough, if she takes a candy Cascaret. , And the laxative will be natural, ! gentle, vegetable—just what hahy | needs. Try one and youTl know why millions of mothers use them. Vest-pocket bos, 10 cents—at drui-stores. People now nse a million boxes monthly. 850 GALL*JP es ' l "*w Colic JaundlceorßlllotreneMf Constipation. lles.Yellow v n nWeakness. Blues. Dull. Tired. Distressed Feeling. Loss of Energy, Boron era or Fullness i Over Liver. Stomach Distresses, Coated Tonguel All or ' ,n dlcatean urgent need for our '«”> about IL UnUetOM* Remedy Cnmpauy, D«pt. z, lit Dearborn St., Chicago, IB WANTED 'gSfiaiK -as Artssian well. Will double in valuein 1911 miim 1 WlD, ‘ 'y henln cultivation the land Is worth 975 to 1100 an acre, because 11 produces more of any kind of Legitimate Gold Mining Pays Enormous Profits That is why capitalists are nearly Invest Ing In It. ’ hiJvZ m? Te *?>? » tortun ** from a small Investment I Ln. J are making good. Additional capital *lll make them pay enormously, affording small Investora the chance of a lifetime. Two-cent stamp brings particulars. LOCK BOX Na. 4«0, Pittsburg, 1 ET DET ET »«▼» ANP UIRLS. a beautiful f Doll or Air Rifle I "Keep a Warm Spot In Your Heart For love song with dreamy waits. Chorus mailed for lie I stamps. Ad.A4saaAg.ltM,4Mirrt.a4aMps>.,Hilsbsrg,l% RepresentaliveWanted?^^*^™*' b L£“ *'• , Bend »* once for full particulars. V. 8. Partaerehlp Realty Ca., Tapeka, Kaaaaa TEXAS Coast Laada for sale, a poetal FOR SALE ???* WORTH DAKOTA GRAIII W. L. *CURQKMEB, I LrviNG*ToST m'oNTAN A Ever-Ready Mending Tissue ES loguetree. LKl*r«er*C*., 1414 MAts., commission. Demonstrations gat ordaia. nent business. 11-BE-KO, Mat wuj, ■- N. U. No. 11—1910 IN WRITINI TO AOVtUTISEOS. ,Imm «• set fill to • nasties yea saw the UvsTtisencsi I* this ssssl

SMART OLD MAN.

Turned Butter Buck Into Ap»lea by Stirring; It Juat Rluht. “Speaking of natural born fools,” observed the man in the mackintosh, “reminds me”—— “la this going to be a bit of personal experience?” Interrupted the man who had his feet on the table. “Reminds me of old Lickladder, who used”to drive the stage between Ripley and Mount Sterling, away back in the ’so’s. Somebody once told him that when you make apple butter you can make it back into apples again if it isn’t good, provided you go at it right.” “I seem to have heard that story before,” said the man who was smoking the rank cigar. ’ “Yes, but you never heard of old Lickladder. The peculiar thing about him is that he believed it. He lived by himself in a little old log cabin down on the banks of Crooked Creek. Did all his own cooking. I happened in on him once when he was ’> old were you then?” queried the man with the white spot in his mustache. “Doesn’t make, any difference how old I was then or how old I am now. I’m talking about old Lickladder. I dropped in once, as I was saying, and found him stirring something in a big brass kettle. I asked him what he was doing. He said he had made a lot of apple butter, but It didn’t suit him, and he was making it back into apples.” “Yes, that’s the same story,” said the man with the green goggles. “My grandfather used to tell me he read it in the Prairie Telegraph when he was a boy.” “Your grandfather never read anything in the Prairie Telegraph about old Lickladder. Permit me to'mention the fact again, gentlemen, that this chapter of history refers principally to him. I said: “ ‘You gullible old fool, haven’t you sense enough to know you can’t do that?’ “He stopped stirring, and he says to me: ‘“Look here, I don’t want you to talk that away to mg. You’re disturbin’ the count.’ “ ‘What count?’ I said. “Then he took the kettle off the fire for a minute or two, and he says: “ ‘You reckon I don’t know what I’m doin’, but I do. When you make apple butter the right way is to stir it from right to left all the time an’ count the number of times you stir till you git it all done. You mustn’t make any mistake about it, either. When it’s dons you stop stirrin’ and take it off the fire. Then you taste it. If you don’t use it, put it back on the fire, stir it from left to right jist the exac’ number of times you stirred it from right to left, and it’s apples again.’ “ ‘And you believe that?’ I said. “ ‘That’s right,’ he said.” "People didn’t say ‘That’s right’ In those days,” objected the man with the frazzled trousers. I “Old Lickladder did. He put that kettle back on the fire and began stirring and counting again. I sat down and watched him. He kept it up for three-quarters of an hour, and you may believe me or not, gentlemen, but with my own eyes 1 saw that apple butter turn back into apples again, all nicely quartered, and they were swimming around In two gallons of sweet cider he had put in that brass kettle tof boll ’em In.” j The man in the mackintosh ceased talking. | Profound silence reigned in the group for the next five minutes.—New 1 York Evening Sun.

A Warning.

That Boston Bluebeard pinched his Wife And in a room did jam her, Because—oh, what an awful crime!— She sometimes used bad grammar. Now. maidens dear, before you wed A man who might begin whacks, Be sure that you are posted well On prosody and syntax. —New York Journal.

Can’t Own His Mouth.

The Matron—l understand you have been speaking disapprovingly of the marriage state? The Bachelor—Perhaps I have. “Well, I don’t think a bachelor has anything to say.” "That’s the trouble. I don’t think a married man has, either.”—Yonkers Statesman.

A Chance of Expression.

“Now,” said the wily camel of tradition, who, having received pehnlsslon to put the end of his nose under the tent, had gone all the way and ousted the owner, “I am all In.” “You are mistaken,” said the dispossessed one. “I am."—Baltimore Amerlean.

Misunderstood.

Walter—And how did you find that chop, sir? Fat Customer—l really don’t know how I happened to! It was pretty imall, now, wasn’t It?—Yonkers statesman.

Handed Dowa.

"Yes, I have a rich brother." "Does that do you any particular good?” t v"Oh, yes; I get all his old suspenders.”—Louisville Courier-Journal. W

Few Dentists in Greece.

In Greece, outside of Athens, the barber performs the functions bf tne dentist to the extent bf pulling teeth. Athens is the only place where dental work of any other kind is done. A man isn’t necessarily a cynic lie* cause he tells you an iinpleaaa.nt tmfh • 3- -■■ , Yr - - j

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A Little Too Hasty. In the scramble that followed a premature discharge of dynamite in a building-lot, says a writer in the New. York Sun, a stout man lost a scarf-pin. After he began to search for it he noticed another man poking round in the • dust and debris. He immediately grew suspicious, and at last spoke. “I do not wish to give offense,” he said, “but I must ask you to refrain from assisting me in this search. I appreciate your willingness to help, but as a means of self-protection I long ago made it a rule never to allow strangers to assist me in a search for a lost article.” “Oh, very well,” said the stranger. “You have no objection to my looking oh, I suppose?” He sat down on the curbstone and watched the stout man sift dust and overturn stones. After twenty minutes of painful stooping the stout man found a scarf-pin. “But it is not my pin,” he said, dejectedly.*. “No, it’s mine,” said the other man. “I heard it strike somewhere hereabouts. That was what I set out to look for, but when I saw how anxious you were for the job I let you go ahead. Your own scarf-pin, if you want to know, is sticking to the flap of your left coat pocket"

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