Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 61, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 March 1910 — Wit of the Youngsters [ARTICLE]

Wit of the Youngsters

Papa—Mamma says you were boy to-day, so here’s a penny. Little Fred —Make it two. papa, an’ I’ll be gooder to-morrow. Little Lola met an old gentleman who informed her that he was 90 years old. “Well,” said Lola, “when people get that old 1 suppose living becomes a habit." “Elmer,” said a mother to her strenuous little son, “I’m awfully tired of the noise you make.” “And I’m getting awfully ..tired of the noise you make in trying to stop the noise I make, mamma,” rejoined the noisy chap.