Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 59, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 March 1910 — Page 3

[RE3OLVED THPT WHEN THE HMbhw Mun yon’s Paw Paw Pill* ‘coax tA Uver Into activity by gentle methods. They do not scour, gripe or weaken. They are a tontc to the/ stomachy liver and nerves; invigorate Instead of weaken. They enrich the blood and enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that Is put into it These pills contain no calomel; they are soothing, healing and stimulating. For sale by all druggists In 10c and 2BC sizes. If you need medical advice, write Slunyon’s Doctoni. They will advise to the best of their ability absolutely free ft Charge. M UNYON’S, 53d and Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. Munyon's Cold Remedy cures a cpld In One day. Price 25c. Munyon’s Rheumatism Remedy relieves in a few hours and cores In a few days. Price 26c.

WESTERN CANADA What U. Hill, the Great Railroad Magnate, •aye About Ite Wheat-Producing Poweri "The srentemt need of thle country [United States] In another Renerotion or two will be the protiding of homes for its sufficient for tfem. The ■ TKIiIPEKN I d “l a ot our prominonco I ffl .1 O 1 I OB a wheat exporting ■ 111 f» . I country are gone. Can--11 Jrvl p’ A I *<la i» to be the great 1 J wheat oountry." t y',lllVr. 1 n l/idH ThisgrentrailroadmagI iff *4 ft nate ia taking advantage I * i I lngtothe wheat fields ■■MBHRI9I oC.Weatern Canada. I r VAI Upwards pf 128 million Bushels of Wheat f-PW were harvested In 1900. Average naBM -iJ of the three provinces of Alberta. Ag{ i | Saskatchewan nnd Manitoba will be SB"?, upwards of 23 buahela per acre. Free homesteads of 160 acres, idij and adjoin! na pre-emptions or KS’SBzlMilHl l6o cures (at |3 per acre), are to <^SH7/ritrl be ha<l ln the choicest districts. /yiafrJ Schools convenient, climate I •JU lexcellent, soil the very best, UJ 11 AJs* • | railways close at band, buildJUI 1 VAkjsJ |lng lumber cheap, fuel easy to ■M 1 |cet and reasonable In price, 09 water easily procured; mixed SHS 4 hwßfarmlnr a success. Write as to Urn 4 ■ bast place for settlement, settlers' H Ms of™ Vkl on application), and other informs to Bnp’t of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or to the followlug Canadian Qov’t Agent; & J. Broughton, Room lit. Merchants’ Loan and Trust Building. Chicago, 111, Pteaee say where you saw this advertisement. The Army of Constipation la Growing SmoHor Eton; Pay. CARTER'S LITTLE UVER PILLS are fd|*msibie —they ££ I MALL PILL. SMALL DOSE, SMALL PUCK Gonnino Ml heat Signature KmE M For Draakcnnegt, Opium, eelev-"" W wmw T tke Tobaceo Habit tad Neuraithenia. c-r (nsUA THE NEELEY SflT Kurc INSTITUTE, CtoftwHsl. Dwight. lUe VETERINARY COURSE AT HOME <h4 aaa year and upwards can bo mad o taking oar Veterinary Course at home during spare lime: taughttnsimplest English: Diploma granted, port tl one obtelnod for suooeesfu 1 students; oost within reeoh Of ell; satisfaction guaranteed: particulars free. Oetarie Tsisriaary Cerrsspeadeaee Beheel, Dept. 10, Leedea, Ceaada DIV IP C PAY cuwco 1 m 1 L air d rill? IVd**CKOSB rUa sad Flslala Cars. REA CO., DIPT. 85, MINNEAPOLIS, MINI. IfiFHTS Wanted by reltabTe manufacturer, man to sell ■utn i a on commission basis, oomplete electric light plant, consisting dynamo, gasoline engine, switchboard and storage battery, giving day and night servloe, WO.OO. American B. Co., 1186 Fulton St., Chicago ABOUT TOBACCO Instructive reading. Bend 81.00 for copy and agentr terms, to the bloeua Publishing Company, Toledo, Okie of fertile Farm Land* In the Judith Basin, Mont., g EA s. Camera and Fountain Pan Free ™nmr*4*S^i2gm high-grade Poet Cards for us at 100 package. Complete outfit With each camera. Kaslera Specialty Co., Souderton.Pa WTIMTFn Lady or Gentleman of fair eduoa* ™ AtlV I LU tion to travel for firm of large capital. Salary 01.072 per year, payable weekly. Expenses advanced. Address Geo. Clows, Philadelphia, Pa., DepLß Cumberland Raspberry A Strawberry White Rose Depilatory or arms without Irritation. A sgttgMnroasfc TPVAC Clair Coast Lands for ala A ratal I LAH3 brings our literature. Writ, today. Bank nt furnish an. Dltr.ll a Boyara, tnimmfi T.xss HOUSEKEEPERS £ss' ■££-££ free. FHna A Company, Bex ft. Cleveland. «Ue 20 lew Easter Cards ART COMPANY, MO w" «l.t Place. CBIOACHD ' 8. X. U. No. 10—1910 BROWN'S Bronchial Troches* A convenient and sffactive remedy ter Coughs and Hoarseness. Invaluable in Bronchial and I jmgTreutdes and to Shagen and Speakers foe clearing the voice. Entirely free from opiates or any harmful tngrsdtoat Price, 25 cants, 60 cents and 01.00 put faux.

GOOD SHORT STORIES

The teacher had been telling the class about the rhinoceros family. "Now, name some things,” said she, “that are very dangerous to get near to, and that have horns.” “Automobiles!” replied little Jennie Jones, promptly. Two ladies, previously unacquainted, were conversing at a reception. After a few conventional remarks the younger exclaimed: “I cannot think what has upset that tall blonde man over there. He was so attentive a little while ago, but he won’t look at me now.” “Perhaps,” said the other, “he saw me come in. He’s my husband!” John Smith had worked for the corporation for forty-odd years, and decided to quit. The company, in Consideration of his long and faithful service, arranged to give him a monetary recognition. The superintendent of the works, a German and an extra good mechanic, was asked to present It. He was advised to ÜBe a little sentiment In making the presentation speech, and this is the way he did it: ’’John, you haff work 'for tlje company over forty yehrs?” “Yes.” “You are going to quit?” “Yes.” “Veil! They are so glad of It they asked me to hand yob this hundred dollars:”

A religious worker was visiting a Southern penitentiary, Vhen one prisoner in some way took his fancy. „ This prisoner was. a negro, who evinced a religious fervor as deep as it was gratifying to the caller. “Of what were you accused?” the prisoner was asked. “Dey says I took a watch,” answered the negro. “I made a good fight. I a dandy lawyer, an’ he done prove an alibi wif ten witnesses. Den my lawyer he shore made a strong speech to de jury. But it wa’n’t no use, sar; I gets ten years.” “I don’t see why you were not acquitted,” said the religious worker. “Well, sah,” explained . the prisoner, “dere was shore one weak spot ’bout my defense —dey found watch In my pocket.”' Lord Charles Beresford Is devoid ol any suspicion of “side” or nonsense. At the close of one of Lord Charles’ meetings at York, at the time he was wooing that constituency, a solemn and sedate old clergyman who had been seated on the platform came up to the candidate and said, with much grayity: “Allow me, Lord Charles, the" pleasure of shaking hands with you. I had the honor of being confirmed, many years ago, by your respeetdd uncle, the primate of all" Ireland.” Lord Charles Instantly shouted In stentorian tones to his brother, who was near the door at the other end df the hall: “Bill! Bill! Here’s a parson who says he was confirmed by old Uncle John; come up here and have a talk with him!” 1 When the bishop of Truro, Dr. Gott, was dean of Worcester, his absentmindedness was so notorious that he earned for himself the sobriquet of “Dean For-gott.” On one occasion he had Invited some friends to dine with him; on their arrival a short time before the dinner hour he suggested that In the Interval of waiting his friends would perhaps like to walk through the grounds. After spending about a quarter of an hour in admiring the flowers, shrubs and greenhouses, they suddenly came upon a door In the garden wall. “Ah!” said the dean to his astonished guests, “this will be a much nearer way for you to go home than by going back to the front.” And, all unconscious of his invitation, he opened the door and bowed them out.

Consequencees of the Comma.

In his court King Charles was standing on his head a golden crown And his royal brow was wrinkled in a most portentous frown Fifty courtiers entered walking on their hands were Jewels bright «. Set in rings of gold and silver what s rare and splendid sight y Four and twenty noble ladles proud and fair and ten feet long Were their trains that flowed behind them borne by pages stout and strong In a bower of fragrant roses the musicians now compete Blowing trumpets with their noses they Inhale the fragrance sweet •% *,. ■ VT See the Queen how sad and tearful as the King cuts oft her head One bright tress of hair at parting and •he wishes she was deadJ —The Scrapbook-

Hark Twain and Mrs. Browning.

An impressive discrepancy is revealed by a comparison of prices paid for valuable books at the recent sale of the library of Louis J. Haber. Otie hundred and fifty dollars was paid for Mark Twain’s original manuscript, signed, of ‘The Invalid’s Story,” while the original manuscript, also signed, of Elizabeth Barrett Brownings' four-teen-stanza po«m, "Only a Curl,” was ■old for SIOO. —Harper's.

Encouraging Him.

"Anyhow " said the fiery young orator, “when I have anything: to say about the Infamous trusts I don’t mlnde my words." »' “No, you don't!” spoke the old camps.igner; “and when you. have learned how to talk without mumbling: them you’ll do nicely for a .beginner.” All things that no one else wants come to those who wait -77—r 5-^-

Distinctly Bad Form.

“Bryonia,” impetuously began the young man, “I have come to aay something to you this evening, and I am going to, say ltl You shall not put me off any longer. It is no Joke to trifle with the feelings of an earnest man who knows what he wants. Every time I try to be serious you change the subject It isn’t fair to me, BryQnia, and I am not going to. stand it any more. You’ll have to listen to me this *tlme. I am determined——” “Orlando,she Interrupted-, smothering a yawn,* “you are doing too much thundering in your Tribune.

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PATENTS * ■ RRJP Osin ■ W sat refereuces. Beat results. Fra. Semples to Agents. Flneetantlaeptletolletllne. Big » 100 commission. Demonstrations get orders. Permanent business. U-BE-KO, SBOI SullWan, St. lends. So Lightning Rods Write for prices to TV. It. Jordan, Veep River,leva Ewr-Ready Mending Tissui SoSSSSSfioS oSZ loguefree. X. K. Porter a Co., llllMin., Varga, I{.l>

Will Pay Vou xRN in Gold ;i| To Name Our New Corn iKira Shakespeare says there is nothing in a name, but John A. Salzer says A * GOOD NAME IS WORTH A FORTUNE. He backs up his statement by offering you $500.00 in gold to name his wonderful, jhfTmIWSSwM mSm long-kemeled com, pictured in life size at the left on this page. As WlfrnllUwA A Prominent Agricultural Expert, on seeing this nTf I T IST KD nACI Cl 11 X/isiw corn > exclaimed: iff I Ijljltfllj 1/ iJ^i/IhawSLl VMJH Salzer. you have startled the Agricultural TLu. , . V Mf 3 ■ World in discovering remarkable breed of grass th ° I k Indeed - 11 Id the most remarkable corn ever seen wn the ground is WVm But not * bushel of It Is for sale. For there is produce from #wo to four I Hroa vllnn not one-tenth enough in existence to fill the tremen- SsnSJniMflErßri crops of hay the first sea- * mmiijl)pmm dous orders that will pour in when this new corn IfTfiffMHMMS son, yielding all the way 'ul— V * eoes on 1116 market. LjNS3pQnBBQM from 10 to 15 tons per Xgfff Y|ft|#l M I Next year may have enough to* sell. Right acr f- ft 1® prodigiously ygS ■ now the best anybody can do is to obtain a sample Wfiinm Prolific. P package—enough to grow 44 bushel of seed for 1911. It requires 20 lbs. seed / r ‘ A H H You are mighty welcome to a sample. Please send per acre. IA Mviy ■ WmgOm 8c in stamps* to fay mailing charges. Price: Balzer’s Supe- * V fW KtIRiBrTNJ f ;/ 'M The thing that puzzles us is, WHAT ARE WE mSHInDSIfIH! * 3 o ®' 100 lb # > *5.50. V mil GOING TO NAME OUR NAMELESS CORN? 831201-8 20th Century, ■ M r - Salzer will not be content-with anything but 20 lbs., $2.25; 50 Ibß. jar iJHB a slashing, smashing good name. So he offers SSOO WtSSitmSMiSr'TrXm $5.00; 100 lbs., $8.50. ivv * YaFs&tlE m 'ln gold to the seed-buyer who hits upon the most We commend omr 20th I We want you, reader, to help us out. Name this est > we believe, on earth. yn mg l^^isial ■ corn, won’t you? It does not cost a penny to use __ ____ _ the corn-naming coupon below. Fill it out, send A¥, tv A¥, IT A It to-night and be' a candidate for the SSOO cash -Cm.ff.Jff. cm ■IMIWH nrTTtTI mC! Largest growers of Clover, Timothy and Grasses, f VaM Wm\ mmm- ¥ Hr, JlllllirnY Oats, Barley and Potatoes in America. \vit M\)UIW//W /A vl HiK! _ra_ - EX-GOV. HOARD, OF WISCONSIN, from 30 ** g =^N We are fortunate in securing three of the most Dcres sown to Salzer’s 20th Century Alfalfa, har- v yWj capable and prominent men in Wisconsin to sit as vested within 24 weeks after seeding $2500 worth V Wnaj/STtf ■ Judges in our big corn-naming contest. They are , magnificent hay, or at the rate of $83.33 per acre. \VJft \«sg Prof. R. A. Moore, Wisconsin State Agricultural J Salzer s Alfalfa Clover will produce a crop on VSA. Xlf MM InHH College; Hon. J. J. Esch, Congressman from Wiscon- fa ™ in America where timothy will grow. It is yZfIJUM[mW/Mmn E Bin; Hon. Robt. Calvert, U. 8. Customs, La Crosse. fama< i for Its stubborn hardiness and prodigal vigor. IBMsZM I These eminent men will weigh carefully the P l lce !>,v 2 £ h F,*nA Ur J , «A^ ure o^fo^ —“ ow 20 lbß ‘ /[jvf name you suggest, and, if It is most suitable, you F er A ‘ 20 lbs ” 100 lb8 > $22.00. k\lW ' will get the SSOO prize. No mdtter who you are or a rr/\nn where you live, you will be given a fair, square ¥*¥ ¥ I A I € J w IbmDM Fill out the free corn-naming coupon with pencil 100,000 Bus. Pedigree Seed Potatoes. , A nrsm 1 InHH or pen as you please, but be sure to give your com- Largest Growers Seed Potatoes In America, yieldP lete home address. lng from 150 to 600 bushels per acre for each and a (adl//YrJIHH//^N ■ wlH' f* 1 9 . 9 every acre you plant Price range from $2.00 to $4.00 ’Vi IHyN tAfjtffWJm ’yJm I//M Salzer s Catalogue Ho «.. ..oh o» aft It's the most original seed book published, and with State Agricultural Colleges as the John A. SalI ffl iH 1» gladly mailed to intending purchasers free; or zer Heed Co. This great Seed House specializes In ■'WVHr Ft lff irf*^3Pft ' remit 100 and get lots of remarkable farm seed the pedigreed varieties of seed that are brought /JjIJ { Hlyl|/l samples, Including Billion $ Grass, Alfalfa, Speltz, forth by State Colleges of Wisconsin, lowa, Minne- //{II \ |V/lfi I etc., worth a little farm to get a start with, or send sota, the Dakotas and all other Agricultural Colleges /// / VrrVi 'l3e\atrj

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In Agony with Eczema.

"No tongue can tell how 1 iuffered for five years with Itching and bleeding eczema, until I was cured by the Cdtloura Remedies, afnd I am so grateful I want the world to know, for what helped me will help others. My body and face were covered wiyi sores. One day It would seem to be better, and then break out again with the most terrible pain and itching. I have been sick several times, but never in my life did I experience such awful suffering as with this eczema. 1 bad made up my mind that death was near at hand, and I longed for that time when I would be at rest. I had tried many different doctors and medicines without success, and my mother brought me the Cuticura Remedies, insisting that I try them. I began to feel better after the first bath with Cuticura Soap, and one application of Cuticura Ointment “I continued with the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura- Ointment, and have taken four bottles of Cuticura Resolvent, and consider myself welL This was nine years ago and I have had no return of the trouble since. Any person having any doubt about this wonderful cure by the Cuticura Remedies can write to my address. Mrs. Altie Etson, 93 Inn Road, Battle Creek. Mich., Oct. 16, 1909.”

PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.

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Genero us Free Offer to Aĺ Rheumatism Sufferers.

Every rheumatism sufferer should •end his name to the Samaritan Medicine Co. of St. Louis, Mo., for a liberal treatment oftheircelebratedrheumatism cure. Two kinds; both free. Your request creates no obligation; no future demand will be made. Simply ask for it now, ■as the offer is limited, and Judge for yourself. Lewis’ Single Binder gives the smoker what he wants, a rich, mellow-tast-ing cigar.

ALLEN’S LUNG BALSAM

has boon used successfully for years for deep-seated coughs, colds and bronchitis. Every bod 7 shpqM know about it. It is simple, safe and sore.

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AGENTS S Jl\^tTn n d‘fonX ,U M.S

FREE Corn-Naming Coupon JOHN A. SALZER SEED CO. 18® South Bth 8. La CroiM, Wls. , Gentlemen: — -Please send me your Free 1910 Seed Catalogue. Whose Seed * 1 Have You Used? r 1 . ■ -■■■■" ~■■ —— *- 1 '' ■ - . t for your new corn I sussesl this »»■»« - • ♦ * - , ■ fc ’ vren, „ _ » Would you be willing I — to try Salter's Seeds? [, _ „ > • Do you wish a sample packet es the ftre " ”• P—■ ■- ■■■ —— —which we offer you 1500 to name?. (If you do he sure to enefoae 80 to pay mailing charges, - . However, you need not have sample to name lv. F. D. - State the corn. —- —-- - . ■

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