Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 March 1910 — One Better. [ARTICLE]

One Better.

Wigwag—When are you going to pay me that $lO you owe me? Borrowell —My dear fellow, you can’t get blood out of a turnip. Wigwag—l know, but if I punch your head I can get blood out of a beat. —Philadelphia Record.