Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 March 1910 — Page 3

can you PttM. tou miWI tK»T Htajs‘rt!l | V|U. KU MV" UVER STOMACH AW»MLJ m GOdpuSSHTDt WITH MUNYONS IAXAnwTSAWrpAW PULS I 10 vtIvSTN A yoX ”c J M« nyon’* Pnw Paw Pill* coax the liver Into activity by gentle methode. They do not scour, gripe or weaken. They are a tonic to the stomach, liver and nerves; invigorate Instead of weaken. They enrich the blood and enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that is put into it. These pills contain no calomel; they are soothing, healing and stimulating. For sale by all druggists In 10c and 25c sizes. If you need medical advice, write Munyon’s Doctors. They will advise to the best of their ability absolutely free of Charge. MUN. YON’S, B3d and Jefferson Sts.. PhlU adelphin, Pa. Munyon’s Cold Remedy cures a cold in •ne day.. Price 25c. Munyon’s Rheumatism Remedy relieves in a few hours and cures in a few days. Price 25c. In Concentric, Layers. ‘1 suppose,” said the member of the investigating committee, “you are reaching now for the men higher up.” "No, sir,” answered the detective, “I am digging for the men furthest in.” Deafness Cannot be Cured by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness, is caused by an Inflamed condition of the mu*lnlnK of th « Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is inflamed you have a rumbling •ound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed. Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condltion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. ' We will give One Hundred Dollars sot any case of Deafness (caused by Catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. _ F. J- CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists. 75c. . . Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation Soldiers in the Russian army are to carry compasses with luminous needles. IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ANYTHING better for sideache, backaches or stitches than ferry Davit’ /Vink filer. Get the large sice. It Is the cheapest. At all druggists, 25c, 86c and 60c bottles. Casus Belli. Bad Dick was finding the new boy next door unaccountably peaceable. “You’re mamma’s pet, ain’t yuh?” he ■aid. “Yep. That’s me,” answered the new boy. * "Don’t dast to go 'way from home ’thout askin’ her, do yuh?” “Nope.” “If I was to tell yuh I could swaller a big red apple ’thout chawin' it you’d think I was lyin’, wouldn’t yuh?” "O, I don’t know.” “Well, I kin, durn ye! Take that!" (Biff!’ —Chicago Tribune,

WESTERN CANADA Senator Dolliver, of lowa, uyii” £Ths stream of emigrants from the United States Canada will continue." Dolliver recently paid a visit to Western Canada. MajUMnßm .' l gayst "There Is a I land huneerin the hearts ■■ ■ K 9 I the removal of so many ■ It* M I lowa farmers to Canada. IW nmASnS I ZA*Za^llfl. aro *° i oa >“ 1 £ n ,*!P d *» lowa contributed largeRJWiiyaß ~ ly to the 70.000 Amerft■g * Ea a 7 can farmers who made Canada rs^MrTVtwltheir home during 1900. Field crip returns alone LfiT a »• 1 diwln«year added tothe wealth rvyySd of me country upwards of LM&gR $170,000,000.00 Grain growing. mixed farm Ift MM. tag, cattle raising and dairyin* VrC !< « ♦ 1 are ail profitable. lYeeHomefTrnfl mn < ?U < L-LfJRU 100 acre pre-emptions at 03.00 per acre within certain areas. Schools andchurchss in every I T settlement.climate unexcelled, Fcyyif '.'l Forparticnlaraastolocatlon, low r A wS&N Sattlers’ railway rates and descrip. L w 1 «’• tton. Witte to*Bup’t o/ tlon. Ottawa. Canada, or to ths following Canadian Gov't Agsets. cTJ. Broughton. Room <l9, Marchants’ Loan and Trust Bldg. Chicago. Ilh: B. T. Holmes. Ut Jackson Bt.. St. k*aul. Minn.: M. V. Molnnes. 17t Jefferson Ave.. Detroit, Mich.; Goo. A. Hull, ISO Third St.. Milwaukee, Win: W. H. Rogers, M floor. Traction-Terminal Bldg.. Indianapolis. Ind. (Useaddress nearest you.) Please say whore yen saw this advertisement. AGENTS Good n^of h prs2dlcai a Houe«S!o!dSpec2t PATENTS UFUFL mi ta WHIT WS.MSBSS ga.- tejsi-ffi&sass Have yen read ZSSPT.S, T»e By >. Mn.nii is tk, wshatar <Bir7 jGSg “X-TBOMPSOrSEYEfIIER

ST. LOUIS’ CO-OPERATIVE CLUB.

Trade* or All Kind* Taught Gratis la Thia Church School. The Rev. Elihu F. Harris, pastor of the Clifton Heights Christian Church, was busysin overalls Wednesday packing tip the effects of'the Robertson Printing Company preparatory to transferring them to the basement of his church, the St. Louis Republic says. There the plant will be set up and used as one of the educational branches of the Society of Applied Christianity, of which Dr. Harris is national superintendent. For more than a year the society has conducted a night school in the church basement, tekching several scores of pupils various trades and along general educational lines. The idea, according to Dr. Harris, is entirely co-operative, the' students being admitted to the classes free of charge to the members of the society. From this fund a sick benefit is set aside, the ' remainder going to maintain the night school.

The Instructors are members of the congregation, who serve without remuneration. Dr. Harris came here from Colorado, wjiere he organized sixteen chapters of the society. That at the Clifton Heights church is the only one east of Colorado.

"We 'frork entirely in a spirit of brotherly love,” Dr. Harris said. “There are thousands of young people who wish to advance themselves, but lack the opportunity. Our desire is to furnish the opportunity. We have received no endowments and keep the work going ourselves. There is very little expense attached, as our instructors are men and women who do the work through a Christian and charitable spirit. In the community of Clifton Heights there are hundreds of boys and gfrls who work in the downtown stores and have no opportunity to learn. We find that these people flock to our school as soon as they hear about it.

“We are going to start a class In stenography soon. We expect to keep the printing plant going by the work of our apprentices. These apprentices will, of course, receive no pay until they develop themselves into workmen of value. Most of our printing will be done, at night.” Dr. Harris is not afraid of work or dirt The dust and dirt on his overalls showed his determination.

PLEASURE TO BE PAID FOR.

How Wise Mother Directed Little •I Daughter’a Steps. She was a very little maiden and she thought that Willy Smith, whom she met at a party, was the very nicest boy she had ever seen. “Mummy,” she told her mother the morning after the party, “I want to write every day to Willy Smith; I said 1 would.” "All right, dearie,” was the cheerful reply. A very inky letter went off that day to Willy Smith. But the nest day, when the small damsel had finished writing her missive, she looked up at her mother. “Must I pay two pennies every time I write to Willy Smith?" she asked, plaintively. “Why, of course, darling,” said the mother. “But if I pay two pennies every day to write to Willy Smith, I won’t have any pennies of my own.” “No, that is true.” "Mummy,” in a pleading voice, “won’t you give me two pennies for my letter?" “No, dear, I don’t care to write to Willy Smith. Why should I spend my pennies on him?” '“Then,” with a sigh. "I think I won’t •write any more to Willy Smith. I’d rather have my pennies.”’ The modern parent seems to be adopting Herbert Spencer’s advice — to leave the children to be taught by the penalties that life inflicts.

Lest We Forget.

"Where is that new fountain pen I gave you at Christmas?” asked the manager. “Locked up in the safe, sir,” replied the clerk. “But I’ll want you to date some letters for me next week.” ' “I know it. That’s the reasod I’ve locked up the pen. A pen is too uncertain at the beginning of a new year. I’ve had a 1910 rubber stamp made.”— Yonkers Statesman.

An Easy Graft.

Kinchin Kelly (who has sized up the novel’s title) —Ah, me boy, you’ve got a manly look. Would yer do a favor fer Lightnin’ Luke, the prince o’ detectives?

Tim (the messenger, joyously)Wouldn’t I, though! Kinchili Kelly—Sh, that’s me! I fergot ter put change in me disguise, so 'if yer’ll lend me er quarter I’ll leave $5 around ter th’ office fer yer termarrer.

New Year's Consolation.

Wise —Here it is New ’Year’s and you haven’t bought that winter hat for me yet. Husband —Yee, but think how much shorter waiting for your Easter bonnet will seem.—Brooklyn Citizen.

Intercollegiate.

"Not that I love Smith less, but that I love Bryn Mawr,” said the junior as he invited a Philadelphia girl to the prom.—Amherst Four Leaf Clover.

Don’t worry if you are crowded ,off the sidewalk; there’s more room in the middle of the street.

SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY

Chinese schools and students have grown rapidly in the last decade. Babylon’s inhabitants frequented libraries seventeen centuries before Christ.

Under the new law for buildings in New York city the number of dark rooms in tenements have been reduced from 250,000 to 101,117. “Let there be light,” is the motto of the board of inspection. Of the 1,467 foreigners at the colleges of the United States, 460 hail from North America, 458 from Asia, 318 from Europe, only 154 from South America, 64 from - Australia and 18 from Africa.

The United States has more (22,244,446) dairy cows than any other country in the world; more horses, 23,000,532; mort mules, 4,056,399; more swine, 57,976,361, and (except British India) more cattle, 73,246,573. In a Belfast breach of promise case the man, a farmer, won. He agreed to marry a spinster if she could raise JSOO. She was able to get together only S3OO, so the farmer called it off, despite the fact thR he had ordered the clergyman to be on hand to marry ihem. The judge said that the promise to marry was conditional, and the condition had not been fulfilled. Robert Wynne, the former United States consul-general in London, intends to resume newspaper work in the British capital. Before Mr. Wynne became postmaster-general of the United States he had a long and brilliant journalistic career, being also president of the Gridiron Club at Washington. He is intimately acquainted at first hand with London and its celebrities.

There is an old superstition that if a spider settles on one’s clothes it Is a sign that he will shortly receive money. “When a spider is found upon our clothes,” •says an old writer, “we used \to say, some money Is coming toward us. The moral is this: Such who imitate the industry of that contemptible creature may, by God’s blessing, weave themselves into wealth and procure a plentiful estate.” To get rock for the Morena dam in southern California, one of the biggest blasting operations on record has just been successfully carried out. Describing the feat, the Engineering Record says -that a tunnel 125 feet long was first driven into the face of the granite. In this chamber was placed 38.950 pounds of powder and dynamite. This was exploded by electric fuses and dislodged 120,000 cubic 'yards of rock.

Blue books have a reputation for typographical accuracy almost equal to that of the famous Clarefidon Press, which is said to offer a guinea reward for the detection of a single printer’s error in the editions of the Holy Scriptures. A “cancel” note just received from the king’s printers shows the pfemarkable anxiety to insure correctness. It Informs us that in a chart attached to the “Army Medical Report of 1908” there is a misplaced dot. Can this example of minute corrigenda be beaten? —London Chronicle.

In Belgium a prisoner has turned the old trick and escaped through the prison window hospital. The prince of rogues weighed 300 pounds and found himself too large to pass through his cell window, so he played sick and “soldiered” around until they put him into the prison hospital. He ate nothing to speak of for fifty days, and became so thin that he easily squeezed' through a window of the “chronic” ward, having at odd times sawn through the bars. Once through the window friends below helped him to the ground and took him in an auto.

The cutting blowpipe, of which so many surprising things have been reported, has recently been Improved in France in a way to render it more generally useful. Two inflammable gases must be employed. One is required to keep the metal at a high teipperature. The other is oxygen to concentrate action by oxidation along the line ot the cut. For heating, either i.oal Jks, acetylene or hydrogen is-employed. but as there is sometimes difficulty in procuring a supply of those gases the new blowpipe is arranged to use instead the ordinary gasoline employed by motorists.

The charge that bees are destructive to the fruit on the tree is not borne out by the facts. Their tongues are formed exclusively for the extraction of sweet juices, and their mandibles are unable to pierce the skin of a fruit. Grapes have been taken intact from the interior of a hive' in which they had been allowed to remain four days. A grape which had been smeared with honey was licked clean, but was not injured. The bees inserted their tongues in pinholes' made In the skin of a grape, and extracted some of the juice, but they were unable to enlarge the holes.

Writing' about the family of King Albert of Belgium, a Berlin correspondent says: “Little Prince Leopold is making rapid progress as a violinist. He displays no phenomenal talent The music teacher, has a painstaking and intelligent assistant in Queen Elizabeth, who is an accomplished violinist A picture which was recently taken shows the queen in a skirt and a white shirtwaist, with not the smallest ornament visible, standing in a plainly furnished room, violin in hand, teaching the little prince. It is the kind of picture which wll go fat toward winning the respect and estem ot the people."

Peep Into the Future.

1 Tn the slow process of the ages a new type of urban man had been evolved. In addition to the usual equipment of visual organs he Jiad an eye on each ■ide of his head and one on the back part of the same. 'j" - r .—- “But what does he need of all . of ’em ?” asked the stranger from the far Interior. "He has to have them,” explained the resident, ‘so he can start across the street at the corner of State and Madison and reach the other side alive.”— Chicago Tribune.

WHEN YOUR BACK ACHES SUSPECT THE KIDNEYS.

Backache is kidney ache, in most cases. The kidneys ache and throb

, with dull pain because there is inflam- | mation within. You can’t be rid of the ache until you cure the cause —the kidI neys. Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kidneys. J. M. Wright, 107 W. State st., Huntington, Ind., suffered for 15 months with pain in the hips and back, felt worn out and was annoyed with irregular action of the kidneys. “Doan’s Kidney Pills cured me so thoroughly that the trouble never came

back,” says Mr. Wright Remember the name—Doan’s. Sold by an dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.

How to Keep Baby’s Skin Clear.

Few parents realize how many estimable lives have been embittered and social and business success prevented by serious skin affections which so often result from the neglect of minor eruptions in infancy and childhood. With but a little care and the use of the proper emollients, baby’s skin and hair may be preserved, purified and beautified, minor eruptions prevented from becoming chronic and torturing, disfiguring rashes, itchings. irritations and chafings dispelled. To this end, nothing is so pure, so sweet, so speedily effective as the constant use of Cuticura Soap, assisted, when necesaary. by Cuticura Ointment Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., sole proprietors, for their Tree 32-page Cuticura Book, teUing all about the care and treatment of the skin.

As Evinced.

Grocer—Well, Mr. Dorkins, how are you. feeling over this idea of boycotting all meat products? Customer Perfectly reckless, Briggs; perfectly reckless. Give me four pounds of dried codfish.—Chicago Tribune.

This Will Interest Mothers.

Mother Gray’s Sweet Powder* for Children, cure Feverishness, Headache, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders. Regulate the Bowels and Destroy Worms. They break up colds In 24 hours. Pleasant to take ■nd harmless as milk. They never fail. At all Druggists, 25c. Sample mailed FREE. Address, S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.

Money No Object.

“I don’t care anything about it myself, for I’m no judge of such things,” said Mr. Gaswell, “but my wife wants me to buy a rare old violin, and she says they come high. Got any?” “We certainly have,” responded the dealer. “Here’s one in this showcase, genuine Stradivarius, that you can have for $3,000.” - , "She said she thought they came higher than that. Haven’t you some that are a little—er—straddyvariouser than this one?”—Chicago Tribune.

CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signatur e of

Probably More than That.

For the first time in his life the Rev. Dr. Fourthly was looking through a microscope at a drop of drinking water. "‘My soul, be on thy guard! Ten thousand foes arise!’” he muttered, in horror.—Chicago Tribune.

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE lIAV Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablet*. Druggists refund money it it tails to cute. K W GROVE’S signature is on each ls>x 25c. The British government has organized 6. special department at the national physical laboratory for investigations in aerial construction and navigation. • . Mfr*- Sooranra Snnr for Children jeetaing; softens thy gums, redness inflammation. a£ Infs pain, cures wind oolio. 26 sen ta a bottle.

Vi I• Z I

Patriotism Thei stomach is a larger factor la “ life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” than most people are aware. Patriotism «« B 7‘th»tandhunger but not dyspepsia. The confirmed dyspeptic u fit for treason, stratagem* and spoils.” The man w “®.t oe * to *he front for his country with a weak stomach will be a weak soldier and a fault finder. A sound stomach makes for good citizenship as well as for health and happiness. Diseases of the stomach end other organs of digestion and nutrition are promptly and permanently cured by the nwr of Dr. Preßees GOLDEN KEDICNL DraCOVEKY. It balldr up tba bodv vritb aoand flaab aod uUi marcle. The dealer who offers a substitute for the ** Discovery ” ia only seeking to make the little more profit realized on the sale of less meritorious preparations. Dr. Pieroe’s Common Sense Medical Adviser is sent frtt on receipt of stamps to pay expense of mailing sa/y. Send 21 one-eent stamps for the paper covered book, or 31 stamps for the cloth bound- Address World's Dispensary Medical Association, R. V. Pieroe, M. D.» President, Buffalo, N. Y.

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES

JOf Rheumatic As we get older the blood becomes sluggish, the muscles and joints stiffen and aches and pains take hold easier. Sloan’s Liniment quickens the blood, limbers up the muscles and joints and stops any pain or ache with astonishing promptness. > Proof that it is Best for Rheumatism, Mr *- Danlkl H. Diehl, of Mann’s Choice, R.F.D., No. i Pa writes T . ? e , a , se ® end me » battle of Sloan’s Liniment for rheumatism and stiff joint*. It is the best remedy I ever knew for I can’t do without it.” 1 Also for Stiff Joints. ..T I J LTON Wheeler, 2100 Morris Ave., Birmingham, Ala., writes I am glad to say that Sloan’s Liniment has done me more good for stiff joints than anything I have ever tried?’ * Sloan’s Liniment X is the qickest hnd best remedy for Rheumatism, Sciatica, Toothache, Sprains, Bruises I SwL, and Insect Stings. Price 25c., 50c., and SI.OO at All Dealers. - I I Send for Sloan’s Free Book on Horses. Address I ■ DR. EARL S. SLOAN, BOSTON, MASS. The Right Way -rsIn all Cases of DISTEMPER, PINKEYE, INFLUENZA COLDS, ETC. , r Of all Horses, Brood Mares, Colts, Stallions, is to “SPOHN THEM” On their tongues or in the teed put Spohn's Liquid Compound. Give the remedy to all of them. It acts rm the blood and glands. It routs the disease vKM by l ulling the disease germs. It wards off the -wHSBWHPMSwBWjr Wk trouble no matter how they are “exposed.” A I.soluteiv free from anything injurious. A child L an safely take it. 50 cents and «1.00; *5.00 and *lO CO the dozen. Sold by drurgists, harness dealers, or •ent, express paid, by the manufacturer*. My kMhJ Special Agent* Wanted Fl SPOHN MEDICAL Chemists and Bacteriologist* GOSHEN, IND., U.S. A.

With Some Exceptions.

“Grandma, do you think birds go to heaven?” "I see no reason to doubt it, dear. I sometimes think, though, that parrots go to the other place.” Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets first put iip 40 years ago. They regulate and invigorate, stomach, liver and .bowels. Sugar-coated tiny granules. The three wealthiest nations: United States, $116,000,000,000; Great Britain and Ireland, $62,200,000,000; France, $42,800,000,000.

PILES CURED IN 6 TO $4 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6to 14 days or money refunded. 50c. A man has just been arrested in Chicago who has been making his living d>y writing sacred' songs and stealing horses. « .a- „ ALLEN’S LUNG BALSAM Js the old reliable cough remedy. Found in every drug storeand In practically every home. Formic by all druggists, 2&c, 50c and al.OObottlesT The importation of precious stones into India amounts annually to about $4,900,000.

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