Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 February 1910 — Misconstrued [ARTICLE]

Misconstrued

’’lt’s a lovely morning,” ventured the young man who had bought a necktie. The girl waiting on him did not deny it. —• “Most becoming way you have of dressing your hair.” / ••Sir!” - “How do you manage to keep your hands so beautifully white? I should think that in handling goods” •Take your necktie and skip,” said the girl. “I had the floor manager lead a fresh guy out by the ear yesterday.” ‘That was all rot I read about paying attention to the tired shop girl at this season,” mutteted the customer as he hurriedly withdrew.—-Philadelphia Ledger. - When a rogue gives a man an even break, he regards himself as very virtuous. i The inan who always thinks he la always all right, is nearly always all wrong.