Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 February 1910 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Jbt Qn«u Daughter—Pap the boarders are kickin’ 'bout the mosquitoes ’cause the advertisement said there wasn’t any. Farmer Wayback—Wall, that was the truth. Didn’t I advertise for boarders in March? , Hardly. j J j 1111 in Jones—Hello, Gassllne,-I’m looking for Jack Hardy. Have you run across him lately? Gassline (In auto)—My dear fellow, do you imagine I take time to stop to identify everybody I run across!

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