Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 February 1910 — Page 3

BREAKS A COLD IN A DAY

Aa« Caret Any Coach Thai la Care. ble—Noted Physician's Form ala. Thlß 1b said to be the most effective remedy for coughs and colds known to science. “Two ounces Glycerlfle, half ounce Concentrated Pine; put these Into half a pint of good whisky and use in doses of teaspoonful to a tablespoonful every four hours. Snake bottle well each time.” Any druggist has these Ingredients in stock or will quickly get them from his wholesale house. The Concentrated Pine is a special pine product and comes only in half ounce vials each enclosed in an air-tight case. But be sure 1t is labeled “Concentrated.” This formula cured hundreds here last winter.

Was Ready to Make Good.

Some time ago a crowd of Bowery sports went over to Philadelphia to see a prize fight, says Everybody’s. One “wise guy” who, among other things, is something of a pickpocket, was so sure of the result that tie was willing to bet on it. “The Kid’s goin’ t’ win. It’s a pipe,” he told a friend. The friend expressed doubts. “Sure he’ll win,” the pickpocket persisted. “I’ll bet you a gold watch he wins.” Still the friend doubted. f> “Why,” exclaimed the pickpocket, “I’m willin’ to bet you a good gold watch be wins! Y’ know what I’ll do? Come through the train with me now, an’ y’ can pick out any old watch y’ like.” *

The Real Victim.

Mrs. Kawler—lsn’t the cost of living frightful these days? Mrs. Renntur—indeed it is. It’s so hard to save enough out of it to pay the still greater cost of moving!—Chicago Tribune.

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Epidemic of Itch in Weish Village.

“In Dowlais, South Wales, about fifteen years ago, families were stricken wholesale by a disease known as the Itch. Believe me, It Is the most terrible disease of Its kind that I know'bf, aa it itches all through your body and makes your life an inferno. Sleep is out of the question and you feel as if a million mosquitoes were attacking you .at the same time. I knew jl dozen families that were sb affected. "The doctors did their best, fiut their remedies were of no avail whatever. Then the families tried a druggist, who was noted far and wide for his remarkable cures. People came to him from all parts of the country for treatment, but his medicine made matters still worse; as a last resort they were advised by a friend to use the CuticUra Remedies. I am glad to tell you that after a few days’ treatment with Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Resolvent, the effect was wonderful and the result was a perfect cure in all cases. “I may add that my three brokers, three sisters, myself and all our fam ilies have been users of the Cuticura Remedies for fifteen years. Thomas rfugh, 1650 West Huron St., Chicago, 111., June 29, 1909.”

A Soldier’s Begninnings.

We were visiting at Sandringham. Sir Evelyn Wood, who is very deaf, crept up as near as he could to the musicians, and in one of the pauses he said to me, “Are you fond of music?” I answered, “Yes.” *’Do you play anything?” I said, “No.” “Well,” he went on, “I am so fond of it that, would you believe it, I began to practice scales at twenty-four. But one day my sister came up and put her hand on my shoulder and said, ‘My dear boy, y°P had better give that up,’ and so I did,” He also told me that he began life as a sailor, then went to the bar and finally entered the army. The only profession he had not tried was the churcft, and his enemies say he would have tried that, only he did not know what church to choose.—“ Life of Sir William Broadbent.”

Waistcoats for Dogs.

Fancy cold weather waistcoats for pet dogs, made by experienced tailors, is the announcement that meets the eye in a London west-end shop. These waistcoats are made in all the latest colors and of the finest materials. The? are braided and beautifully finished, and must take hours to manufacture. Charms in the shape of mirrors, tiny brushes with the dog’s monogram on the back, and silver,, beads are other novelties advertised for dog wear.

Distemper

In all its forms, among all ages of horses and dogs, cured and others in the same stable prevented from having the disease with Spohn’s Distemper Cure. Every bott;le guaranteed. Over 500,000 bottles sold last year. $.50 and SI.OO. Good druggists, or send to manufacturers. Agents wanted. Write for free book. Spohn Med.' Co., Spec, Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.

In at the Windup.

Gabrlel was about to blow his trumpet. “Stop!” uttered a commanding voice. “What for?” demanded Gabriel. “Who are you?” "I am G. Bernard Shaw.” responded the voice. “I merely wish to protest against your following the absurd custom of playing ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ on such occasions as this. You can go ahead now.”—Chicago Tribune.

CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought

Another Form of It.

Visitor—Come here, my dear; whosi pretty little girl are you? Housemaid—’Sh, Mrs. Jlmes! Th< courts ’aven’t decided yet.

TO CURB A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablet.. r ? ,und money if it falls to cure. E. W. LKOVE’S signature is on each box. 25c. , There are three women among the' nominees foi; the next Norwegian Parliament. One was chosen by the Liberals and two by the Socialists.

K_. P* v l s / PAINKITXRB ttckn!!J*th!£j? wlthoul d « lo 7 »hen sore chest and ucKiing throat warn you that an annorlmt oold threatens. At all drugglitsln 26c,340and bottles. A Chinese rescued from drowning is compelled to support his rescuer for thfe rest of his life. . Mrs. Winslow's Soomm S-rmur for nhlMiaa SSiUSS 1 . SsESSF StfSS The average weight of the heart Is from nine to eleven ounces.

SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY

The palm tree’s life Is 250 years. Nearly 316,000 marriages took place in France last year. In a series of telephonic experiments a German scientist has made magnets, alternating current transformers, and even dynamos talk without the use'of vibrating plates or membranes. Aerial navigation as a Commercial enterprise is bringing with it the solution of various problems by the German engineers. Gne is perfecting for the new company a system of a complete network of signal lights for guidance on the night tripß. For fogs there will be signals by bell and siren. The United States capitol receives its annual bath a short time before Congress convenes, the.toilet articles used consisting of about 2,500 feet of hose in the expert hands of one company of the fire department. Powerful streams of water at high pressure remove dust, spider webs, insects of all kinds, birds nests and other foreign substances from the many crevices. The Archaeological Society has made five excavations around the walls of the amphitheater in King Arthur’s round-table field in Monmouthshire, England, and the searchers found the main entrance, the sand which formed the bed of the arena, and a corner stone. From inscriptions- oil this stone they trace the date of the theater back to 110 A. D., or 1,800 years.—Popular Mechanics. A close study of the water supply for the operation of the locks under present plans shows that the available amount of water on the isthmus is not sufllcient to paaintain, at all times, in the cabal, the forty feet of depth stipulated for by the law. In dry years the modern Dreadnought of the navy, the large carriers of freight and the army transports will not be able to use the canal.—Julio F. Sorzano, in Van Norden Magazine. The University of Pennsylvania was the first academic institution in America to have a professor of German. Even from the earliest days of the college the institution had a professor of modern languages which included German, and this professorship was occupied by Professor Creamer, who was himself of German descent. In 1780 a closer connection was formed between the University of Pennsylvania and the Germans by establishing the German institute.

Sow a large white sponge full of rice, oats or wheat . Then place it for a week or ten days in a shallow dish, and, as the sponge will absorb the moisture, the seeds will begin to sprout before many days. When this has fairly taken place, the sponge may he suspended by means of cords from a hook in the top of the window where a little sun will enter. It will thus become a living mass of green, requiring only a little occasional moisture.— Suburban Life for January. A record was established by the fish commission in the distribution of fish and fish eggs for propagation and hatching -purposes during the fiscal year 1909, when the output aggregated $.117,131,911. This is 240,000,000 more fish and eggs than were distributed during the previous year. Whitefish and several varieties of perch and flatfish were used in greatest numbers. Vast quantities of the fry of the cod and the lobster also went out. Altogether the commission the eggs, fry, flngerlings, yearlings and adults of almost forty kinds of fish. The most luxurious prison in the world is in Japan, about fifteen miles from Tokio. In the midst of gardens, where flourish medlars and cherry trees, where are seen ornamental ponds with water lilies, arises the palatial prison. The cells are spacious and airy. The lighting throughout is by electricity, and the apartments are furnished luxuriously. Bathrooms with marble baths, hot and cold water beihg laid on; dressing rooms and-reading rooms—nothing seems to be wanted to make the sojourn in this prison pleasant. In fact, It seems an Ideal country residence.

In Ireland spiders are largely concerned In the cure of ague; In many localities the sufferer is advised to swallow a living spider. This ought to make one shake nearly as bad as the ague, and no doubt the better way would be to put a large black spider In a box and Wave it to perish, as Is the vogue in Somerset and some of the nearby counties. A lingering faith In this old world superstition must have been alive until quite recently, for the making of spider web pills is not an uncommon industry In New England, and Longfellow tells of a popular cure for the fever “by wearing a spider-hung around one's neck X& tnutshell.” —Chicago Tribune. Alaska contains the only first-class bituminous and anthracite coal oh the Paciflic coast; from the Behring River district railroads can be built to the sea, not more than 110 miles long, over perfectly level country; and, according to a published statement bj Alfred H. Brooks, head of the govern* ment’s geological survey work In AlasRar there are elx bllUoiLtpnß of it in both fields—more than one and a "Salttimes all the coal that has ever been taken out of Pennsylvania. Two-thirds, ~of~tlrtg ~faas-been-flled.. upon by claimants —that is, as much coal as has so far come from the mines of Pennsylvania Mr. Brooks estimates to be worth a dollar a ton as It lies; that Ib, he estimates the coal In the two iMd* at six billion dollars.— McClure’n

A Disappointment.

"Uncle Jed,” asked his neighbor, "how is your boy getting along at college?” » “First rate,” answered Uncle Jed. “He hasn’t cost me a cent. He’s working his way through! he’s winning ail the class honors, and they’ve promised him a professorship of some kind." “Great Scott!” gasped his neighbor, “Is that all he is doing? With that big husky frame of his I supposed he’d be playing center by this time!”—Chicago Tribune.

WHY PEOPLE SUFFER.

Too often the kidneys are the cause and the sufferer is not aware of it. 81ck kidneys bring backache and side

pains, lameness and stiffness, dizziness, headaches, tired feeling, urinary troubles. Doan’s Kidney Pills cure the cause. Nathan R. Hill, Stryker, Ohio, says: "Kidney troubles pulled me down until I was skin and bone. I

NATHAN HILL.

could not work and finally took to bed. Doctors said I had gravel and advised an operation. The. secretions were painful and sometimes almost stopped. Doan’s Kidney Pills brought relief and finally, a cure.” Remember the name—Doan’s. For sale by all dealers. 50 ‘cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.

Consolation.

First lobster—My children were caught on the shore this morning and taken up to that fashionable hoel. Second'lobster—That’s too bad, but there’s one consolation. First lobster—And that is? Second lobster—They will get into the best sociefy.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.

TO CURE RHEUMATISM.

Prescription That Cured Hundred* - Since Published Here. “One ounce Syrup of Sarsaparilla Compound; one ounce Toris Compound; add these to a hattf pint of good whisky. Take a tablespoonful before each meal and at bed time; shake the bottle well each time.” Any druggist has these ingredients or will quickly get them from his wholesale house. Good results are felt from this treatment after the first few doses, but it should be continued until cured. This also acts as a system builder, eventually restoring strength and vitality.

Side Lights on History.

Peter the Great had started in to learn the ship carpenter’s trade. "I would have shipped as a sailor before the mast,” he explained, “only 1 don’t like the idea of being called ‘old salt Peter.’ ” Warning the jackies that "shiver my timbers!” would be considered lese majesty and punished as such, he proceeded to chase the shavings along the work bench.—Chicago Tribune.

Deafness Cannot be Cured

vh a PPh c atlons, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure deafness, and that la by constitutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an Inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is Inflamed yon have a rumbling n r < J° r imperfect hearing, and when it Is entirely closed Deafness fs the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its' normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine *? ut °/., ten are caused by Catarrh, whl. h Is nothing hut an Inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused bv Catarrh) cT,r» be , cur , ed h l llaU ' s Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. s £ CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation

Its Location.

It s too early to look for the comet ,With the naked eye, Johnny,” said Mrs. Lapsling. “If you had a telescope, though, you’d .find It, I think, somewhere In the consolation of the Cantharides.”

This Will Interest Mothers.

Mother Gray’s Sweet Powders for Children, cure Feverishness, Headache, Bad fctomach, Teething Disorders, Regulate the Bowels and Destroy Worms. They break UP colds In 24 hours. Pleasant to take, a^ d TV armless as m,lk - THe v never fail. At all Druggists, 25c. Sample mailed FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.

Queer Custom.

Comanche Pete—Yeh, pard, I knowed lm. He died with hts boots on. Foreign Tourist— Deah me! How very singular! Is thßt one of your—aw fads out here?

Tome of the World.

A series of 50 post cards in colors will be mailed to any address upon receipt of 15 cents In coin or stamps. Address The Evening Wisconsin Co.. Milwaukee. VVis. An in\ estigation of the boy workers of London revealed that the newsboys were the most healthy, and those employed by the bakers the least so. * r ® not to blame beoanse you suffer from Rheumatism or Neuralgia, but you lf Y° u do not try Hamlins Wizard OU. It quickly aoo’hes and allays all pam, soreness and inflammation 11 18 estimated that England .annual-' ly Consumes the milk of five million cows.

I* 1L fc S Ct/RflD IN qYu y 4 it a vis. PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed torureanv case pi Itching. Blind. Bin-ding or Protiudma rtleatn 6to H days or money irfunded VV

Natural Selection.

The cat had eaten the canary.. “Qne of us had to go.” she said, “and the bird can he spared better than I can.” Even in • the evolution of music, as we see, the tendency is Inexorably toyard the survlvaL_ofthe - '

Free to Our Readers.

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A NEW TOWN EVERY WEEK.

And a New School Every School Day. The Above caption about represents the growth of Central Canada. The statement was made not long sihee by a railroad man who claimed to have made the remarkable discovery that such was the case. There is not a district of a fair amount of settlement in any of the three Provinces of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta, but has its school, and the railways have stations every seven or eight miles apart, around which group the towns, some large and somq small, but each important to its own district. Schools are largely maintained by public funds an;) the expense of tuition is but a nominal sum. The final returns of the grain production for Central Canada for 1909 are now in, and the figures show that the value of the crops to the farmers of that country is about 1195,000,000, as compared with 1120,000,000 last year. American farmers or those who have gone from the United States, will participate largely in these splendid and these comprise those who have gone from nearly every state in the Union. One of the many proofs that might be put forward showing the immense wealth that comes to the farmers of Central Canada is seen in tke sum that has been spent during the past two or three months by the farmers who have for the time being ceased worrying over the reaper and the thresher, and are taking to enjoying themselves for two or three months. It is said that 50,000 people of these Western Provinces spent the holiday season visiting their old homes. Most of these passengers paid forty and some forty-five dollars for the round trip. Some went to Great Britain, some to the Continent, others to their old homes in Eastern Canada, and many thousands went to visit their friends in the States. The amount paid alone in transportation would be upwards of two million dollars. Some make the trip every year. It need not be asked, “Can they afford itV” With crops yielding them a profit of 's2o to $25 per acre, and some having as much as twelve hundred or more acres, the question is answered. The Canadian government agents at different points in the States, report that they have interviewed a great many of those who are now visiting friends in the different States, and th,ey all express themselves as well satisfied, and promise to take some of their friends back with them. There ib still a lot of free homestead land in splendid districts, and other lands can be pn* chased at a reasonable price from railway and land companies^

California’s petroleum output has been steadily increasing for several years, in 1908 reaching the record figure of 44,864,742 barrels. Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugarcoated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels and cure constipation. The world’s postal business is increasing at the rate of 7 per cent per annum. 7. TOR DEEP-SKATED COLDS and cooes*, #*/«« tljunq Balsam core* when All other remedle* laII. This old reliable medicine hAS been cold lor over 40 year*. 2£>c, 60c, SI.OO bottle*. All dealer*? London annually makes use of 4,000,000,000 umbrellas, one-fourth of which are imported.

The shooting, tearing pains of neuralgia are caused by excitement of the nerves. Sciatica is also a nerye pain. Sloan’s Liniment, a soothing external application, stops neuralgia pains at once, quiets the nerves, relieves that feeling of numbness which is often a warning of paralysis, and by its tonic effect on the nervous and muscular tissues, gives permanent as well as immediate relief. One Application Relieved the Pain. “ 1 * lady who was a great sufferer from neuralgia to ment. After one application the pain left her end she *».« not been troubled with It since.” ■ Sloan’s _ Liniment fit is the best remedy for Rheumatism, Stiff 1 fa/ I Joints and Sprains and all Pains. \At All Druggist*. Price 25c., 50c. nnd SI.OO. 1 rßH—i I Sloan’s Treatise on the Hone sent Free. Addreee I DR. EARL S. SLOAN, BOSTON, MASS. Lm'

tj 'v* Ti I Mnnyon’i Paw Paw nils coax tba liver into activity by gentle method*. They do not scour, gripe or weaken. They are a tonic to the stomach, liver aa4l nerves; invigorate instead of weaken. They enrich the blood and enable tha stomach to get all the nourishment front food that is put into it. These pills contain no calomel; they are soothing, heating and stimulating. For sale by all druggists in 10c and 25c sizes. If you need medical advice, write Munyon’s Doctor*. 'They will advise to the best of their ability absolutely free of Charge. MUIVYON'S, 53d and Jefferson St*., Phil, hdelphla, Pa. Munyon’s Cold Remedy cures a cold tm One day. Price 25c. Munyon’s Rheumatism Remedy relieves in# a few hours tad cures In a few days. Price 26c.

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