Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 January 1910 — The Return. [ARTICLE]

The Return.

When Johnnie went away to school He rigidly conformed to rule. At first he joined a college frat. And lost an arm and-leg in that And then he made the Delta Phis, Who gouged out one of Jofygpie’s eyes. A “rush” that launched the r college year Deprived him of a useful, ear. T: :t ~ ST'"'.' ' He was so good, and glad to please, That Johnnie made the team with ease. He left a hand at Cleveland, O.— A kneecap at St Louis, Mo.; i His sternum cracked at Baltimore— Interred his nose at Portland, Ore.; At every contest, win or yield. He left a portion on the field, Thus gradually he was bereft ’ Till little of the boy was left We got bis baggage home by rail— The rest of Johnnie came by mail. —Buffalo News.