Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 January 1910 — Hamlet to Date. [ARTICLE]

Hamlet to Date.

Cleveland Plain Dealer. To beef, or not to beef? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler In the human corporation to suffer the stings and gnawings of unrequited appetite, or by taking pledge against the food price boosters end them. To sniff, to taste, to chew, to gorge! —steak, chop, roast, tongue, ribs, wieners—perhaps to dreaSh Aye, there’s the grub! For in that dream what visions may come—l2-cent hamburger, 10-cent tenderloin, 8-cent liver—to harrow up our starved imaginations! Ah, 'tis the price that makes cowards of us all, inclining us rather to accept the vegetarian menu, e’en though in dreams we rouse such indigestive pangs as sleep may conjure from the baseless fabric of a phantom ham!