Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 January 1910 — The Return. [ARTICLE]

The Return.

When Johnnie went away to school He rigidly conformed to rule. At first he joined a college frat. And lost an arm and leg in that. »• " .-'s i Vw'-' v And then he made the Delta Phis, Who gouged out one of Johnnie’s eyes. A “rush” that launched the college year Deprived him of a useful ear. i' CT” v. He was so good, and glad to please, That Johnnie made the team with ease. He left a hand at Cleveland. O.— A kneecap at St. Louis, Mo.; His sternum cracked at Baltimore— * Interred his nose at Portland, Ore.; At every contest, win or yield. He left a portion on the field, Thus gradually he was bereft TUI little of the boy was left. We got his baggage home by rail— The rest of Johnnie came by malL —Buffalo News.