Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 January 1910 — Chicken Pie Dinner. [ARTICLE]

Chicken Pie Dinner.

The ladies of the Christian church Will serve a chicken pie dinner at the church Thursday evening of this week. The price of the dinner will be 25 cents. Serving will begin at 5:3j0 o’clock. T 6 feel strong, have good appetite and digestion, sleep soundly and enjoy life, use Burdock Blood Bitters, the great system tonic and builder.

Are you bashful and afraid to ask your lady friend if she loves you? If you are, take her to Philadelphia and have her tested on a Phthymograph. first aid to the, bash'ul man. Take her op an unsuspecting visit to the laborer tory of the psychological clinic of the University of Pennsylvania, have her place her hand in the machine and then step into an adjoining room and await developments. While she is thusly standing some one will pronounce

your name to her and if she loves you the machine will register a faint line with an upward inclination because of her emotions when some one softly calls you Reginald or Adolphus or whatever your name is. If she loves ybu not the line will incline downward and she will need some more wooing in order to create the proper emotions of affection which the machine registers. The machine has been tried and is pronounced an entire success.