Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 January 1910 — The Return. [ARTICLE]

The Return.

When Johnnie went away to school He rigidly conformed to rule. At first he joined a college fret. And lost an arm and leg in that. And then he made the Delta Phis, Who gouged out one of Johnnie’s eyes. A “rush” that launched the cotyege year Deprived him of a useful ear. -V He was so good, and glad to please. That Johnnie made the team with ease. He left a hand at Cleveland, O.— A kneecap at St. Louis, Mo.; His sternum cracked at Baltimore— Interred his nose at Portland, Ore.; At every contest, win or yield. He left a portion on the field. Thus gradually he was bereft ' Till little of the boy was left We got his baggage home by rail— Tha rest of Johnnie came by piatL —Buffalo News.