Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 January 1910 — Wit of the Youngsters [ARTICLE]

Wit of the Youngsters

Small Eva saw a man wtth onjy one arm. Remembering her expedience with one of her dolls, Eva said; “Oh, mamma, look at that poor man! The sawdust has all run out of one of his arms.” “tfbw, Johnny,” said the teacher of the juvenile class to a small pupil, “anonymous means without a name. Can you give me an example?” “Yes, ma’am,” answered Johnny, promptly. “The baby that arrived at our house yesterday is anonymous." The minister had preached on the text: "Why halt ye between two opinions?” and upon little Cora’s return home from church her grandmother askld what the text was. “1 don’t remember exactly,” answered Cora, “but it was something- about a hawk between two pigeons.”