Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 January 1910 — Airship Etiquette. [ARTICLE]

Airship Etiquette.

(With the advent of flying machines we note that several of our dearest friends are much disturbed by a lack of knowledge of*the little proprieties that govern that fine sport. For those persons we offer the following few suggestions which will be added to as the code is completed:) — I — If you drop your lady be sure of your bearings. No gentleman will drop a lady into Pittsburg. II — Remember that the motto of the Epworth League is “Look up” and DON’T SPIT. Epworth Leaguers are, as a rule, ifery finicky peopre. III — In falling, if you should pass an acquaintance aeroplaning with a stfange lady it is good form to raise your hat. IV — Never fall through a roof. People’s chambers are seldom fit to receive company without advance notice of their coming. V— Keep to the right.