Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 January 1910 — The Return. [ARTICLE]

The Return.

When Johnnie went away to school He rigidly conformed to rule. At first he Joined a college frat. And lost an arm and leg in that / . And then he made the Delta Phis. Who gouged out one of Johnnie’s eyes. A “rush" that launched the college year Deprived him of a useful ear. He was so good, and glad to please, That Johnnie made toe team with ease. He left a hand at Cleveland, o.— A kneecap at St. Louis, Mo.; i « | His Btemnm cracked at BaltimoreInterred his nose at Portland, Ore.; At every contest, win or yield. He left a portion on the field, J Thus gradually he was bereft Till little of the boy was left. We got his baggage home by rail— The rest of Johnnie came by mall. —Buffalo News i dii&tZ