Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 January 1910 — Possible Use for Him. [ARTICLE]
Possible Use for Him.
“No, sir,” said the recruiting officer; “I'm sorry to say your boy won't do at all for the navy.” “Why not?" asked the lad’s father. "He’s cross eyed.” “Yes, I know that, but his eyes are crossed at such a peculiar angle that I thought you might be able to use him as a range finder.” —Chicago Tribune.
