Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 January 1910 — Sad Winnings. [ARTICLE]

Sad Winnings.

Maude —What's the matter, Mabel T Mabel (sobbing)—l had a bet with Fred on the’election. If I loet, I was to marry him. Maude —There, there, dear. Fred will not take advantage of the bet to force you to marry him. Mabel (Bohbtng)—That’s not It I I won. —Baltimore American.

When a man anj hi* wife are walttnc on a porch for the door to open, the man alwaya M ys to hla wife, "Now. don't let's ttay late.” How nice and isy a thing is when ron hear some o* tell about ft and , bow difficult It afterwards turns out I to be. 'f, 1