Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 January 1910 — Heights to Be Attained. [ARTICLE]

Heights to Be Attained.

A crotchety old farmer of Massachusetts had trouble with his neighbor, and as a result sought his coun-sel—ex-Congressman Samuel L. Powers. says Lippincott’s. “I want yeoy ter write him a letter an’ tell him this here foolishness hez got ter stop." he declared firmly. “I know what 1 want ter but I ain’t got the lamin' ter put It just right.” "What do you want to say?” Mr. Powers asked. "Wa-all. begin by tellln’ him thet he’s the darndest. lyln’est, thievin’est. low-downest skunk on airth— and then work up.”