Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 January 1910 — Page 3

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WAGNER’S STORMY BEGINNING.

i . Coinfort Came to Composer from Patronage of Had Monarch. “A fugitive for debt and fefußed a job in a chorus, a despised and abhorred and unheard composer, a political exile, then a stormy crusader against the widest and wildest campaign of abuse and ridicule in the history of art, then the most successful composer that ever lived, and finally again, a political exile because he had become so powerful that he was called the pope of music;—this is a scenario of the life of Waiter,” says Rupert Hiighes in Smith’s. “Though he chose music as his career and music is ordinarily the most aloof from reaJlty of all the arts, he brought it into intimate contact with nearly every phase of human activity. Through his music he invaded the drama, fiction, poetry, mythology, religion, legend, history, politics, revolution, finance, architecture, painting. “In the last article we followed Wagner’s life to the peak he reached with his overpoweringly beautiful romance, “Tristan and Isolde.” This opera was composed when Wagner was 46, but he was 61 before it was produced. “Mean While when his financial af 1 - fairs were in most desperate straits and he had borrowed nearly all that men like Liszt could scrape up to lend him, he was visited by one of those fairy-story happenings that brighten real life once or twice a century. The king of Bavaria, Ludwig 11., a madman with streaks of genius, became interested in -his music and sent for him. So obscure was Wagner that the messenger was six months in finding him, and had almost despaired when he discovered him in Stuttgart and informed him that he had been put upon the pension list with a yearly stipend of about SSOO. In Wagner’s words;“‘My creditors were quieted and I could go on with my work.’ ”

MUST BELIEVE IT.

Every Reader Will Concede the Truth of This Statement. One who suffers with backache or any form of kidney trouble wants I cure, not merely temporary benefit

Rev. Maxwell S. Rowland, of Toms River, N. J., makes a statement in this connection that is w o rth attention. Says he: “I was suddenly taken with an attack of kidney trouble, bad severe pains in my back and loins and was generally run down. Doctors were not helping me so I began using Doan’s Kidney Pills. They brought me prompt relief,

and as I continued taking them the pains in my back disappeared and the kidneys were restored to normal condition.” . Remember the name —Doan’s. Sold by ail dealers. 50 cents a box. Fos-ter-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.

Revised Mythology.

Jason had found the golden fleece. “It Isn’t like discovering the north pole,” he said. “I’ve got to sake It back with me.” Still, even when he returned with It, there were doubters who declared that It was neither all wool nor a yard wide. —Chicago Tribune. .d 1 1 1 i'etttt’n Eye Salve fop Over 100 Year* has been need for congested and inflamed eyes, removes film or scum over the eyes. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo X. Y.

By Night.

Hard Featured Woman—So you had money once, had you? May I ask you how you made your first thousand dollars? TufTold Knutt (wiping his eye with his coat sleeve) —Ma’am, I drempt It' Hamlins Wiiard Oil is over lifty years old and. like an old friend, It can be depended upon just as surely as the family doctor who may be miles away. Louisville Is named after Louis XVI of France. Mrs. Winslow's Soorsnra Srmor for Ohlldrow Soothing; ooftoiM the rums, rodoeoo lu Sum motion, oh Lro polo, curoo wind soils, fc oonu s botSlo.

GOOD SHORT STORIES

An elderly farmer up in Maine lost his wife, and his nephew was taking the old man back to the empty farmhouse. “Well,” said the old man after a long silence, “forty-six years. 1 suppose she was a geod wife to me She was a good cook and a good housekeeper, and she kept me well redd up, but, do yon know,” hh added, "I never liked her.” President Hadley is never without « ready and witty remark. Yale’s Sunday service* are addressed by prominent clergymen of many denominations and irdm many cities. When these visiting preachers occasionally ask President Hadley how long they shall speak he invariably replies: "There is no limit, sir, upon the time you may preach; but there is a Yale tradition that no souls are saved after the first twenty minutes.” A charming girl of 18, the daughter of a Western publisher and quite a Society queen in her own city, had been brought to Washington by her father, and at one of the White House receptions was presented to President Roosevelt. As her small hand disappeared within the hearty grasp of the President the maiden looked up at him and smiling sweetly said: “I’m awfblly glad to meqt you, Mr. Roosevelt. I’ve often heard father speak of you.”

A young country chap once got a Job in a city grocery. He was very cautious in his new berth—they had told him at home that the city people would try to josh him because he was green. He kept a sharp lookout accordingly for joshers. A sober old maid entered the grocery one morning. “I want some bird seed, please," she said. The new clerk sneered and answered scornfully: “No, ye don’t, lady. Ye can’t josh me. Birds grows from eggs, not seeds.” Mexicans have a nice, delicate way of saying even unpleasant things. A young Mexican lady, talking with a prisoner in the penitentiary, politely asked: "How long do you expect to be away from home?” A lawyer in Mexico writes, politely, of a certain seiior: "I have written to Senor about the documents, and 1 am awaiting his reply. He has not answered, -although there has been plenty of time. I hear he is in jail, and that, of course, handicaps him tc some extent.” A newly elected senator from the West was on his way to Washington He was thinking great things, wheD the conductor came into the car with his characteristic “Have yonr ticket! ready.” The senator began to fumble in one pocket, then another. When the conductor came to him he was still looking for the ticket. “Did yoi have it when you got on V inquired the conductor, somewhat impatiently “Of course I did. This isn’t my flrsl trip.” "Then you couldn’t have lost it” Couldn’t have lost itT” replied the Irate politlclal. “I lost a bast drum once.” The commercial traveler had beei summoned as a witness, and th< counsel for the defense was cross-ex-amining him, and eliciting many interesting details as to “exes.,” etc. “You travel for Jobson, Hobson, Slob son A Co., don’t you?” said the law yer. “Yes, air.” "How long have yot been in thoir employ r* “About ten yeare.” “And you have been traveling all that time, have you?” “Well no, sir," confessed the nothing-bub the-truthful witness, making a hasty mental calculation, “not actually trav eling. I have put in about four yearr of that time waiting at railway sta tlons."

Really No Puzzle at All.

“It makes us tired.’ wrote the edito; of the Hickory Ridge Missourian “wheu we see some city newspaper wondering why It la that a woman al ways gets oft a street car the wrong way. There ain’t any mystery abou? tt at all. Our wife explained it to u» years ago, and she never rode on t street car but once in her life, whet ahe was visiting City. ▲ woman gets off a street car backward because she naturally gratf her skirts with her left hand. Thats constitutional with a woman. TheV she has to grab something with her right hand to hold on to, and that! the railing at the rear end of the car, so when she steps off she has to fact •he wrong way. You can’t break >omen of that habit unless you makt them get oft on the left side of th« street car. and If you did that it’s Just as likely os not they’d be contrary enough to grab their skirts with their right hands. But there ain’t nothing otrange about the way they get od now. Blamed If we don’t think some times that some of the stupidest men In the world are working on the big city papers.”—Chicago Tribune.

What Study fer Wisdom Teeth

•Yes. my boy graduated as an oculist and now he’s studying dentistry.” "What! Twd professions?” "Not exactly. You see. he Intends t< work exclusively on eye teeth.”—Bos ton Transcript. There ale som# women so auspk dous that when a guest kneels dows to say hs? prayer* they say she doer it to seo it there la any dust under 'ha bed. —'l 1 dfr I, As a rc>v, tbo lgtec a business mao coast down town In the morning, ths eurtter he goes h<tme for lunch.

GILA MONSTER OF MEXICO.

One Traveler Who Doesn't Believe That It* Bite Ie Fatal. The other day I came across a fine large Gila monster (heloderma snspectum) waddling along a dusty r trail, noosed It with a piece of string and carried it to camp. ’You want to be careful how you handle them things,” Sonora warned me, J. W. Schultz says In Forest and Stream. “Many a fellow has died by bein’ bit by ’eta.” I asked for particulars, names of the victims, dates and places of their untimely demise, duration and character of their suffering. ‘Well, I myself never seen any one bit by .’em,” he answered, “but I’ve heard of *enfi plenty. Any Mexican will tell you that their bite kills.” I used an old washtub for a pen for my lizards, and that, evening when Enders’ chickens went to roost I captured a lean ana. venerable rooster for an experimenk'l had in view. In the morning, grkspipg the bird by the legs, I thrust it time and again head first against the head of the monster, but the latter onjy shrank back and sluggishly attempted to turn tail to the attacks. I goaded it with a stick, even switched it with a willow cutting, but nothing I did aroused ire. Finally 1 killed the heloderma, made an incision in the rooster’s thigh and inoculated it with the well mixed blood, saliva and fluid from the former’s mouth, throat and upper and lower jaw. “I’ll bet that rooster’ll be dead in an hour!” exclaimed Sonora, who was assisting in the experiment. “I don’t know about an hour, but I’ll bet he’ll be dead before night,” Old Timer offered. Three days, have elapsed and except for a slight lameness the rooster has shown no effect of the ordeal. At this moment he is scratching around at the head of his harem and crowing as nonchalantly as ever he did. I have concluded that the Gila monster has no poison glands. Portions of unewallowed food may and doubtless do ferment in its mouth at times, and thus a persbn bitten by one may be poisoned.

Didn’t Like Those Machines.

A little chap whs offered a chance to spend a week in the country, but refused. Coaxing, pleading, arguing, promising of untold wonders, alike brought from him nothing but the stubborn ultimatum, “No country for me!” “But why not?” some one asked, finally. “Because they have thrashin’ machines down there, an’ ‘it’s bad enough here, where it’s done by hand.” —Tit-Bits.

Probably Guilty.

“Sir!” thundered the prosecuting attorney, “you are evading my question.” . “Darn it,” answered the prisoner before the bar, “if you knew the facts in the case as well as I do, you wouldn’t blame me.”—Birmingham Age-Herald.

Fixed the Time.

■Kntcker—How long does your wife plan to be away? Bocker—Two trunks. —New York Sun. Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugarcoated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Do not gripe. Taking into consideration the proportionate weight, the wing of a bird is twenty times stronger than the arm of a man.

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What Ailed Daysey Mayme.

©aysey Mayme Appleton was reading a newspaper last night when suddenly she gave a scream and fell to the floor In a dead faint. N-ow, according to the looks and tradition Daysey Mayme fainted because she read the announcement of an old sweetheart’s marriage or death (and it would turn out afterward, according to the books and tradition, that he was a cousin of her old sweetheart by the same name). Rut real life Is so unlike the books and tradition. Upon being revived Daygey Mayme related that she saw hosiery advertised for 27 cents that she had paid 36 cents for the day before.—Atchison Globe.

Bald Men In Danger.

A lady In Clayton, NT. If., was caring for her hair when the tonic exploded, badly burning her and furnishing more excitement In the neighborhood than a croupy baby. The pure food people should look into this, for as long as explosive hair tonic is sold the bald man Is slttfng on a confined volcano.—Minneapolis Journal.

On the Safe Side.

First Cat—Why, Tom, you are singing out of range. Second Cat—Out of range of that man 'in the window yonder—-yes.— Montgomery Advertiser.

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