Evansville Journal, Volume 18, Evansville, Vanderburgh County, 21 November 1867 — Page 3

THE EVANSVILLE DAILY JOURNAL: THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 21. 1867.

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I R ON 'S7!QM'9 Xo. 97 MAlV'STBEET,1' Just opposite the Court-House, " EVANSVILLE, IND H. C. WOODROW, DEALER IN .- . . Merchant, Bar, Hoop, and Sheet IRON. Plow Slabs, Plow Wings, Cast Steel, Anvils, Vises, Bellows, Horse Shoes, Horse Nails, Springs, Axlus, Bolts, Nuts,, Washers, Thimble-Skeins, Wagon Boxes, Piles, Hasps, Sletlges, Hammers. Parriers, Knives, Wood. Work, and all kinds of - - Blacksmiths' & Wagon-Makers' Stock Also. Agent for the sale of HOT-BLAST PIG IRON, ami -MAKTIS'S PATENT ROTATING DISC TW EE K IKON. , To Blacksmiths and Machinists. V THE NEW IRON STORE, No. 9 Main Street, AS JUST REfEIVEIt A LOT OF . MARTIN'S . ... ROTATING DISC TWEER IRONS The best Tweer Iron in the market. . Call and examine them. oc31dlra H. C. WOODROW. CHABLES BABCOCKft Co.. .IMPORTER AND DKAttR IH Coach & Sail tilery Hardware Springs, Axles, Wood ' Work, Damask Harness, Enameled Patent Leather Pad Skins, Skirtings, fcc, 4c. No. S Main Street. Evansville, Jaly 2, 18i6. , jelO EtETTICilEIi, KELLOGG & Co. " (Successors to Wells, Kellogsc & Co.) ' IMPORTERS AND JOBBERS OF 13 First Street, 1 ' SfGN OF THE V BIG- PADLOCK. AXES, AXES, AXES, AXES, . AXES, AXES, TABLE CUTLERY, TABLE CUTLERY, TABLE CUTLERY POCKET CUTLERY, POCKET CUTLERY, POCKET CUTLERY, Trace Chains, Trace Oliains, Trace Chains, Planters' IToes, Planters' Hoes, Planters' lloes, Mechanics' Tools, Mechanics' Tools, Mechanics' Tools, BUILDERS' HARDWARE, BUILDERS' HARDWARE, BUILDERS' HARDWARE, COTTON A.D WOOL. CARDS, CUTTO.V ASDMOOLCAKBS. COTTON AAiDWOOL. I'AKBS, BEST RUBBER BELTING BEST RUBBER BELTING. BEST RUBBER BELTING, Mill and Cross-Cat Saws, Mill and Cross-Cut Saws, Mill and Cross-cut Saws. CAS II buyers will find it to "their advantage to examine our stock before purchasing elsewhere. At the Old 'Stand, 13 First 8' v BffiTTICHEB, KELLOGG & CO. LIQUORS. J.' Gamble. (Successor to Sonntag 4 Gamble), WHOLESALE DEALER IN Foreign ''and " Domestic ' Li guars, Cigars and Tobacco, IVo. O Boiith ITlrt t. ; EYAXSVIUE, IXDIAXA, WHDRE WILL ALWAYS Bl' found on hand ah assorted stock 0( imported Brandies, Foreign and Domeetlo Winew, and pore old copper Wliiskys, 8cotrli and English Ales. Especial attent inn will be eiven to the sqpdI vine of famliies for domestic use warranted pure and .... .. t ! 1, , . - m. I . n 1 'a rH pbi-juxl Tonic Bitters. Tbe tride kudI'.kU on ijueitti lci ws. r mate' 27 lly tr. "A.

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.! : . .s .Maniffacturing Co. fa.-. 4 FOUNDED i. . - -i OYER A QUARTER OF A CENTURY. - P. W. G ATES, President Majmfactnre Portable and Stationary Steam Engines and Boilers, ; , . . Sngar Cane JSIilla, ' ; Evaporators, ' ' ' Rock Breakers, " " ; 1 Stamp Mills,' r Mining Machinery, Gard'sPateot Brick' Machines. - -Lathes, Planers, Drills, ; Screw Cutters, Hay and Cotton Presses. Saw Mills, Flour Mills, MmFurni&hing.; 1 ; Office, 48 Canal Street, CHICAGO. SEND FOR CIRCULARS. Thos. Chalmers, S jperlntendent. D. K. Fraser, Assistant Supei-latendent Ralph Gates, Secretary and Treasurer. W. L. Chase, General Agent, New York. ' i abbs & Bro . Agents, Lake Superior. novl2d2m- , CUHISTIAX KBATZ, (Formerly, of Kratz A Heilnian, " City ..i J.j.i r ouuury, ) SOBTHWESTEB5 " AGBJGDLTDRAL' IMPLEMENT, ,' GENERAL MACHINERY DEPOT, ', . Manufacturers' Agency, FIRST STREET, between Elm and Pine, . Opposite the EvaiuviUe Cotton Mills, ' EVAJSTSYIIXE, Ikd. N.B. All machinery sold will be repaired at the shortest notice. - 4 Foundry and Machine Works. Corner Elm and Second Streets. Manufacturer " of Hand ' fdoablel and Power CORN-SHELL ERS; and Shellers PUMPS of all descriptions for sale, and pot up, if desired, in any part of our city. WILLIAM HEELMAN Successor to Kratz & Heilm CITY .TFOUfIS2111 Manufacturer and Builder of PORTABLE A.ND STATION ART STEAM ENGINES ANDs BOILERS, SAW AND GRIST. MILL MACHINERY, Thr8sMsg Maehinas, Cotton and Tobacco Presae CIRCULAR SA W MILLS, 4C, SkC., EVANSVILLE, IND. Hhkkt Iron and Copper Wobk made to order on short notloe. IRON AND BRASS CASTING of every description. Dealers in Steam Oauses. Onm Beltliu. Fire Bricks. Wrought Iron Pir, Koiud Cloths, 4c, at manufacturers' prieea. REPAIRING done at short.notice. apr2S MECHANICS' FURNITURE FACTOR!. F. KARGES & CO., ImrthSt. St Canal Basin, near Pigeon Creek. MASUrACTCKEKS T. . And Wholesale and Retail Dealers in .' FURNITURE, CHAIRS, Etc. Salesroom, First Street, "bet. Pine and Leet, outn Biae. Evanstiixh:, Jan." Orders of all kinds will receive prompt attention. Turninir Work of evervdeserlDtion done to order at short notice. nov9-3m FREDERICK GEILv Dealer in , , r . PI A NO S, MEL OD EO Nf and all kinds of Musical Instrument Instruction Books, Sheet Music, . Ouitar and Violin Strings, Ac, &c. North Side Third Street, , Between Sycamore and Vine, i , Evansville, Ind. A rranfa fs-r kful v nrn v Mm ad Cbickering A Son'nt Gold Medal riu'w; umimraaun mm laaot, and J Prinee Brother's MeloUeon and Organs.; J

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i; HUMOROUS. "I'D Lave, you to know,, majarn, that my uucle was a bauister of the law." "A fig for your banister,'" retorted Mrs. Partington, turain.f up her nose, ''haven't i" a' couvia a i$ a corridor ia the Davy." , ' ; It is related of twofold Sootcli m-n-isters, that the oae asked tha-other if he was not sorely tempted at times to go fishing on Sunday sfteroooa. " Oh, moD," replied his fellow-laborer, " I'm never tempted lang I just gang."' ,! : An ingenious mechanic lias applied for a patent on a maehine to pop. the 3uestion. .It. will . enable the most iffident of young men to pop off with courage" and certainty, their ''life, liberty, and the (further) pursuit' of

happiness." ' ' r ' .PiHLOSopiipRS have speculated as to whether men become beasts after their death; but let tis 1 reflect; how often they make beasts of themselves before it! ' , ' " What's that a picture on?" said a countryman in a print store, to the proprietor, who was turning over some engravings..' "That, sir, ' said the dealer, " is Joshua commandins the sun to stand still." " Du tell! 'Well, which is Josh., and which is his son?" . A ladv called at a store, recently, and inquired-of a young clerk for crewel, ,,.,4ot willing to appear ignorant,, nor exactly comprehending her, he handed down a regular twisted "cowskin." "Why," said .the lady, " that is not what I want." " Well.! replied the boy. " that is the crudest thing I know of-".. ... An exquisite divine put tha finish-: ing,"fouch to a marriage ceremony,' when he concluded by saying . " I nro-' nounce you nusoand ana lady. ' A GREAT thinker has said that "earo tism is an infirmity that perpetually grows upon a man, till at last ne cant not bear to think f anything but himself, nor even 1 to suppose that others do. : oujhe wise man latea tne roiiowing view , of . the ' economy question: V hen you see a man. spending; two or three dollars a week foolishly, the chances are. five to. one . that; he ' will live long enough to know how many cents there, are in a dollar; if he don't ho is -pretty sure to bequeath mat privilege to his widow. ' Nothing like Jove and hunger to drive a man mad or make him hannv. Next to a feast upon a seventeen year oia pair or nps under tuejarrane vines. by moonlight, .is a foray upon a platler of cold beans after ti?hiog all day lor sucsers. . j.ne one mis the poetic heart, and the other ah'empty stomach. . : . . . . Regulated affections are as neces-r sary as regulated morals, and when a mind has ueen spent and frittered for years on . a number of objects, there must come a period when it will not respond to any feeling; and will remain inert and colorless, without aim or hofte, having satiated itself on the, most unwholesome diet which the world could prepare-for it. ' Teach a child that there is harm'in everything, however innocent, and as soon as it discovers the cheat, it won't see sin in aaything. That's the reason deacons' sons turn out well, and preachers' daughters are married through a window. " , , A noted politician was recently eaught by a friend in the act of perusing the Scriptures. Upon asking him what particular portion of the good book he had selected for examination, he replied, " I am reading the story about the loaves and. fishes." Jones complained of a bad smell about the Post Office, and asked Brown what it could be. Brown didn't know, but suggested that it might be caused by the " dead letters.1' A YOUNa lady being eneaeed to be married, and getting sick of the bar gain, applied to a friend to help her to untie the knot before it was too late. " O, certainly," he replied. '" It's very easy to untie it now while it's a beau." A FOUR-TEAR old, who was visiting at one of her aunt's, and bavins a verv gay time with a little girl who was there, when coming into the room where her aunt was, she said: "Oh. we do have such splashes of laughing. ' Dad," said an incipient legislator to his indulgent parent, who had gratified him with a visit to the gal leries ot the capitoi, . say. do you see any row eoinc on? I don t." " No." said the astonished father, " of course not. Why , do you ask? " " 'Cause the man in the big desk says ' the jeyes have it,' and just now he said the nose, had it; so, I, thought there was some fun down there some'ers! " ; No more pearl powders or blanching 'creams for the fair faces of the ladies. Fashion has issued a decree ordering bronze complexions and black hair," Nothing else will now pass muster in la&t society. , A REVENGEFUL individual swore he would have revenge on a man who had offended him. " By jove," said he, "I'll buy lib little boj-s each a tin horn.". , , ; , . A man told a beggar boy he had 1 better "ask "for manners than money. To which the boy replied that he had asked for what the man seemed to have the most of. - 1 - An Eastern,, editor asks his sub scribers to pay up, -that he may play

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Prentice says: "We won't believe that , ttj kiss a pretty girl is so delicious, ti'.l vre have it from her own

lips. A wife asked her husband if drugzit.- kept dye-tuffs fur sale. lie re plied, " Most druggists keep little else out die-stuns. ct rt oweet oimplicitt. As a weary traveler was wending his way through the far West region of the country. he discovered a young maiden seated i iu iiuui ui a smau log-nouse. - xie rode up in front of the cabin and ask ed the girl for a drink of water, He drank it, and she biDg the first wo man he had seen for several 'davSi: of fered her a dime for a kiss. 5 The young maiuen accepted tne oner,v ana 're ceived Jaota the: kiss , and . the dime. The traveler was about to resume his journey, but 'the girl,' never" before having seen a dime, asked: ""What am I to do with the dime?", You may use it in any way you wish," he replied, "it is yours." ''If that is case, said she, 1 11 give you back tne dime and take another kiss. A Little Dissertation on Kiss ing. The first oddity that comes into my way, is a remark by1 some one that 1 kisses are like creation because they j are made ot nothing, and thev are very good a very sensible remark,' by' the way and the next is a definition of a "buss." iuu: oush, io Kissj reDQsSi.to kiss again j pluribus, to kiss , without, re gard to sex;, eillybuss, to kiss the hand instead of the lip; blunderbuss,. to kis3 thelwrong person; iomnibuss. io kiss an me persons: in tne room; erebusi to kiss in the dark.i . Evidently the. .country girl who came to " town" had these definitions in her:head: Her "cousin, : a ' fine handsome young fellow, was to escort her a mile or, two, and not wishing to walk, remarked : . , , " Mary, let's take a 4 bus9.'"' xuc mary, Diusumg to the' eye brows, drew pack, and with wounded modcstyJ replied: , ,. - ; , ..... . "O! (George i;not right here in the street! . , . . STOVE WORKS. C O O KI N G ST O V RECEIVED FIRST. PBEHI3IS At Indiana State Fair and S. W, Indiana iiBi,rict r air, over Aioany, xroy, Buffalo, and Cincinnati tetoyes. . Encourage Home Enterprise Tbe "Fame" has all the modern imSrovements tteservoir, warming Closet, roller (over coals instead of blaze), and Oven double the sise of ordinary (so called) The highest testimonials received dally irom mis city, as well as from all points where they have been introduced. The "Fame" is sold br none bnt onr authorized Agents, and at Che Foundry of KCEI.KEK, BLOUNT dc COM it , . Manufacturers and Patentees. ' Thomas Bcanttin Ation, Evansville, Ind. John Scamlin, Evansville, Ind.- , Choate ft Co.,; Memphis, Tenn. . ,. Jenkins 4 Co.. Henderson, Ky. ' '' S. H. Barnard, Henderson, Ky. ' , Beerwart, Orth ft Co., Cairo, IIU We also have, of our-own manufacture. Cooking and Heating Stoves, ' Hollow-Ware, " '. - ? -Sugar-Ketths, , ' Dog Irons, &c-&c;, which we are selling as Jow any Foundry ; RCELKER, BLOUNT & CO., 162 and m Mala Street, ocl5 d2m ' ' EvAsravili. lin. Excelsior Stove Works. BLOIKEB, TILL9IA3T & Co (Successors to H. E. Blemker), TMT ASI FAtTCBEHS of the fine and JLIJtm-- i heavy . - EXCSLSIOR STOVE, the most famous durable now made, and the CHARTER STOVE, and the good and cheap Armada, Stonewall, Kentucky, TENNESSEE, and PALMETTO STOVES, and a great variety of HE A TING stoves, ail or the latest and most ap proved pKiLerus. - Also. Llzbt and Smooth Conntrr HollnwWftrn Mk-illckttt anil T.l.lu CVvnna a - .1 T.M. ' ' " ' " " V.VU. BUU 44IUQ. Dog-Irons, Dinner Pots, Tea-Kettles : and particular attention paid to the manufac ture 01 .nouse- w on CAST-IROX FROJfTS, GRATES. icM tc. Also ; Tluware ; :; 1 and Dealers ih' Tinners" Stock. ; If desired; Cooking Stoves warranted for twelve mourns. i Orders solicited where. . . : r before' purchasing elseFoundery, cornerSixth Street? and Canal. store and bampie Room at No. 14 Second - , ireet, xx. a., tsiemker's old stand. BLEMKER, TILLMAN fc CO. - may29, :. ' ? . ' L. PIERSON, Dealer irr STOVES, L .; And Manuracturer of TIN, COPPER, an SHEET-IKON VARE, .-' ... Wholesale and Retail, Cor. First and Vine Streets, ' l F.vaxsvii.lk, In Tin Roofing done on short nntir-B. All work promptly executed in the best manner, uraers solicited. - (nich3Ud3m 7 DR. T. C. VAOUYS. : ; 7 .Special attention aivea to Surgery. ' , All cnses of a surgical character, is Private Diseases, Affections of the Eye, tc., Hrill receive rational treatment 1 ! v -Office T MAIN STREET t ovld6w l- v.. ..ft,,,- -, .... .

DItY .GOODS.

C A. S-i JL HO USE. Patronize the New, First-Class Dry1 . CJoodn Store MILLER fc I1RI3TK3HEYE11 1 3To. XortfrJ First Street. WE HAVE - X O O LD OQ !) bought at high prices, but iiu .'; 'i? !.! ; ' t I ' V . - j; J . -i . ! ...rEntrre.New Stock, The larger portion of which ctiM sold as CHJSAP.Ai? THKY VERE JB,EiKfc; Tf U: r The stock, consists of . -. DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, '' ; ; v carpets, .. ' ..V. . yOILCLOTIIS, T , , ; ,v WINDO WrBLINDS. ; r DAMASKS, CORNICES: And eyerything kept in a No, Store. ' Also, a Tarae stock: of 1 Dry Goods -f : GFurs, Bought the 1st of August, 5 per cent. lower luejr can oe Dougm lor to-day. .Examine onr goods and prices. .No trouble to show gooi U3. No. T First Street. se7 dtf COMMISSION CAJEU&. BKW. HUBBS. K. W. PATBICK. P. D. J VIIT3 j t! E HUBBS, PATRICK &f CO., Forwarding ce Commission MERCHAXXS, i And WHARFBOAT PROPBIETOKS , AGENTS E. & C. and PEX.V. RAILROADS. and General Agents Star Ualon Wat .aal dtl EvX-svilk, Ird. THOS. C. SMITII & CO., ' PRODUCE AND ' COMMISSION MERCHANTS ' J Dealers in Flour; Hay, Corn, Oats, Graa Settdx j and. PBOD0CK OENEKAL.lt, no. 5 soitii water street, , Evansville, id. ah orders promptly filled. fjanaa dt FOSTER BROTHERS, vuiciuuau, yjmo. FOSTER, GWYN 4. Memphis, Tetu FOSTER, COPELAND & 0 Cotton, Tobacco, AND GENERAL OOMMISSIOl MERCHANTS, I 39 Water Street, . NEW YORK. I Consignments solicited. Advances mad on property in store, or credita given os dius lading. -;. . - - n .: wri: Refer to I. ; . Geo. W. Rathbone. Km.. President Svaiw Vine National Rank. Hon. John H. Hopkins. President First NaRichard Raleigh, Esq., Pres't Mar Chan U iionai Kanit. t-vansvuie. National nank, iuvansvuae. mayio atr ' HOWES & BURBANK,':.. CommlHslon 3Xexolia,iitia, . No., 276 rHOST STREET, Casti advances made on consignments. may2d3m ... ' , : , - ClothesrWrlners.! rruis CHEAPEST, BEST, SIMJ. PliEST. and MOST DURA B LF Iho market the rflT.HY KRflH i --r. , WRINGER, made at Waterbury, Vermont. Price at fetail, f7 each. . ; Event Wrinaer t.i TVmrmniA fn w. jom. faction, and if after a trial the purchaser is not satisfied, we will refund the money. VICKER i BROS., Agentt for Vanderburgh County-, ! l' ! - 3.5 t !;,:-,; v ureaa .razaar," a wain it;

BOOTS AND SHOES.

NEW; BOOT & SHOE HOUSE. It ! t ! . , ; ,iy holes ale 133 RACE" STREET, i ;j 1.; .. . i . , j , , , , - , . C'iuciuurtU, Ohio Have now in store the JjARitKS'" and CHEAPEST Stock of m "of anyHduse in Cincinnati. Having boughljiux Gooda .. when there jtaa ' Iull,in: the market Ve.fjj pjepared to sell at less prices thlinr ahy ofJ- our neighbors.- We ara going to sell. No man can get put of their .'oV'wftKolit ' Goods' '"if low ' IfeUl it'Jifil-rf'i l..n i; ft.' prices wiii lodacejisf purchane. . Call ana see us. 1 BEAD !& RAY. '.it im : ft i-.- ; ;a,j - . Successors 1 RJpMORO AN 4 CO. sepl6 ., i , . . LAW CARDS. i'.' B. L. i. GUJtiy, ATTORNEY AT; LAW, MORGANTOWN, KY.,. - Will practice in the counties of Rntinr Warren, Muhleuburgy Ohio, and McLean. Promut attentlonjfiven to tlm r-nlli of claims. .References Wheeler &;Riggs, Hollinrworth 4 Bro Chas. Babcock & Co. faDW CHARLES L. WEDDING, Attorney ii Counselor at Law, ROCKPORT, IND., J. F. WELBOBN, ATTORNEY ATLAW AND NOTARY 'PUBLIC Office on tbe corner of Main and Third Streets, In Walker's new building. jew jsvANsvim, iin. N. B. BLACK, ATTORNEY & COUNSELOR at LAW MARION, : Crittenden County, Kentucky. ap!7 wtf WM. KEAVIS, XT. S. Claim Ajgrent. Also, REAL ESTATE and COLLECTIXa Office on Main street, between Third and Fourth. No. toM (oyer Keller's Oan Stoe,. E vans viile, Ind. eplS'tt john jt CKEBS. CHAtJNCEY S. CONGES CREBS.& CONGER. Attoruej -at-I.aw, Car ml, Illinois. Will practice law in all the Conrtj nf .vi. wards. White, Wayne, Hamilton. Saline. and Gallatin Counties, in the State of Illin l Li uol 4n tx Si! ii nwmsn 4f a v- . "firj . ". ..reuuuiciuowuri. xieier to G. Magliee, James K. Minor, Stock well 4 Co., Colonel T. W. Stone, with I. 4 D. Heiman. Gen. VV. Harrow, Mu Vernon.. xnayz-l dim ; '" Best of Insurance. THB ' OBERWRifERS' AGEXtT, . . : -. . OF.NEW VOBK,. j JS A COHBISATIOV OF FOIR OP tbe Ktvougest and best mauageil In surance t ouipanies in New York, with aggregate CASH ASSKTSof A3 JI7(l.4:lii offering i.-l.he publie the best of insurance. iu mur i ouipaijies, UUtier UJNti 1-Ul.lUl, against Loss bv Kire or the Pwl'.s of Inland NaviifiUio:i..'Bu ONE-SET OF PAPERS is orequirud to prove a Joss, and all los-es are liberally adjusted and promptly paid" .. . - W. J. LO WRY & IU, Agents. oraana - " ' .. S.1 Will' E. GI1.IIEKT A CO.. . No. 81 Nokth FiftST Stbeft. Vili be pleaFed to see all their old custom ers, and as many new one as will favor them with a call. A full a.-ssortment of Grocsries. etc., 'always on hand, and for sale at the lowest market prices, i "Agents tor !stallrd MU1 (Alabama) Colt on Yarns, at mauufaclurers prices. Tv tciU gire unedal imlncemrnts f pU Chat buying for CASH. ;. -i; .r , - j -. j oejj "

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