Daily Wabash Express, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 8 September 1888 — Page 2

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THE MILLS BILL—FREE TRADE.

It Is cvlilcnt Iruiii the events ol the past few weeks that the progress towards free trade In tho United States has been much greater than was generally expected. However much the manufacturing Interests may deny It. the fact Is patent thai great progress has been made on the road toward absolute rree trade, and particularly has this been the case since the date of the delivery or the president's message. Our Iron and steel maiiulurturcrs look with very much Interest on the movement which Is now going on "on the OIIIT side,*' Tor trade there so ultimately Influences our own.—| London Iron and Coal Trades Review, July'27.1HH8.

The tai'in bill In the United States has passed the house of representatives by llil to ll'J Jvotes. The bulk of the people are beginning to set their hacks up at paying thro' the nose for their Iron and steel and other commodities. As It stands now the stales are decidedly going lor free trade, and this will be the Democratic cry at the next election. 1 London Iron Trade Circular, July lis, 1KMM.

The president feels compelled to characterize the attempt lo brand htm as a free trader as deception, but for all that the electoral oonlllet now In progress is a conflict between free trade and protection and nothing else.—| London News. July (I, 1SHM.

It Is certain that the arguments which President Cleveland urges are those which Cobden used to employ forty live years igo. and which any English free trailer would employ now.—| London Times, July 1NNH.

The Mills bill puts on the free list articles which last year paid duties amounting to nearly $'20,00(1,00(1. It Is theretorelplaln that It declares for:

Free trade In lumber, which we produce to the value of $ 00,000,l*K) annually. Free trade In wool, of which we produce over :IIM,I»UKHI pounds annually.

Free trade in salt, of which we produce nearly 40.iKKl.iXMl bushels annually. Free.trade In Max, hemp, jute ami other filers.

Free trade In potash, lime and brick. Free trade In meats, game ami poultry. Free trade In vegetables, peas and iieans. Free trade In marble and stone. Frit' trade in at least one hundred other articles produced In this country, most or which would be produced In sutllclent quantities for home consumption If properly protected.

I believe In tree trade us I believe in the Protestant religion. (Jrover Cleveland. All trade should be as free as possible.—Speaker Carlisle. 1 desire free trade, and 1 will not help to perfect any law that stands in the way of tree trade.— Roger Q. Mills.

The Democratic party is a free trade party or it Is nothing. The Deuuvrat who Is not a free trader should go elsewhere.--Henry Watterson.

Add to the tree list as many articles as possible. Reduce duties upon every dutiable article to the lowest point possible.— Secretary Falrchlld.

It would be a glorious consummation of tills dehate could we only have gentlemen on the other side Join In this invocation to paper and lo tyie. and to the hearts of honest men, to clear the way for British Colxleu free trade.—S. S. Cox.

Sir. Cleveland stands before the country a champion of Iree trade. Mr. Mills' sieeeh Is a manly, vigorous, and most effective free trade speech.— Henry (ieorge.

It »e did not require money to defray the expenses of government 1 would lie an absolute and uncompromising tree leader.—Congressman Hare.

KiiRiish Interest in the Kosult, The electioneering campaign in America ought to Ite most interesting to the English people for historical, political, philosophical and economic rejusons. The main question at issue Is English free trade against the continental system or protection. The Republic Is on trial. Hood, conservative government, under Cleveland, is op­

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JAMES M. SHACKELFORD, or Vanderlterg. THOMAS II. NELSON, ol Vigo.

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Is! District SILAS L. COFKEY, of Clay. '2l District--JOHN o. BERKSHIRE, of Jennings. Ith District-WALTER OLDS, of Whitley.

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CHARLES F. (JRIKKIN, of Lake.

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BRUCE CARR. or Orange.

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JULIUS A. LEMCKE, of Vandurhurg.

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IIAKVKY M. I,A FOLLETTE, or Boone.

HKI'OUTKIt OF HUI'KKMK COURT,

JOHN L. GRIFFITHS, or Marlon.

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posed by the rule and ruin party of Blaine, whose

nominated Harrison, and who would cer­

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be the secretary of state under a Harrison administration. Thus the American people are directly Involved In the contest through their lockets, which will be affected by the tariff, and their future, which would be seriously influenced by the restoration to power of such a lire-brand as

with his home-rule sympathies and antlCanadian policy. The American electlou is Infinitely more important to Englishmen than their own IntermU politics Just at tills Juncture, and they should observe every phase of the campaign closely and understanding^. It Is from this

of view that the copious dispatches to the Sunday Times are cabled. The result of the American election will help to decide many important Issues In fireat Britaln.-[London Sunday Times, July 15,1888.

WHAT HASRIS0N THINKS.

"I think our worklngmen will wake up to the fact that reduction lti their wages, which every candid advocate of free trade or revenue reform admits must come with the adoption of his theories—a reduction variously estimated at from 10 to iffi per cent.—is poorly compensated by the cheap coat he is promised. This bull-ln-the-Chlna-shop sort of work that our Democratic friends want to make of the tariff will not do."

In an address made in Chicago in March of this year he said: "I am one of those uninstructed political economists that have an impression that some things may be too cheap that lean not find myself in full sympathy with tills demand for cheaper coats, which seem to me necessarily to Involve a cheaper man and woman under the coat. I believe it Is true to-day. that we have many things In this country that are too cheap, because whenever It is proved that the man or woman who produces any article cannot get a decent living out of It, then it is too cheap."

"I would rather be William O'Brien In Tuilamorejail, a martyr of free speech, th in the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland in Dublin Castle. "I General Harrison, in 1877, at the Esmonde and O'Connor reception. Indianapolis.

The honest confession of Henry Watterson in the Forum is good for his soul if not for his party: "I should lie entitled to no respect or credit If I pretended that there is either a fair vote or count of the vast overflow of black voters In states where there is a negro majority, or that, in the nature of tilings at present, there can be. There was not when the ballot-box was guarded by federal bayonets. There Is not now."

While they are Baying that General Harrison is an aristocrat and that personally he is not in sympathy with the toilers of the country, these same toilers are calling on him to give evidence of their hearty good will. The miners who met in Indianapolis Thursday followed the example of the railroad men, and the men of all pursuits in life, in calling on the next president.

The Indianapolis Journal of yesterday very truthfully says: The speech or Secretary Vilas at Milwaukee was almost as disgraceful In tone as the one made by Senator Voorhees at Terre Haute. The latter not a Democratic paper In the country lias ever referred to, and It will not be long until every decent Democrat will lie equally ashamed of the vituperative harangue of the Wisconsin member of the cabinet, who was the author of the cowardly system of character assassination in the postolllce department.

One of the transparencies carried by a club of workingmen in the parade at Indianapolis Thursday night read: "Chandler is not an orator lie's an ironworker." Chandler is the Republican candidate for congressman against IJynum wrtio is a man, that while posing as the workingman's friend is in fact but a jawsmith. In the contest between these two men you have the whole story. One knows what work will accomplish when the workman is encouraged by the wise protective tariff laws. The other is full of theory, sound and—nothing.

The misuse of an "old Roman" by the Democratic party is an incident of the campaign that for cruelty surpasses all records. Judge Thurman has been an able man and ten or twelve years ago undoubtedly was the greatest living Democrat. He was called into use this year sole because of his name, not at all as a contingency for t'.o presidential ollico and the Democracy undertaking to parade him through the country are daily running the risk of committing murder. The New York sensation is merely a warning. If it is not heeded the party that is so cruel to humanity may look for an even more serious event.

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Intelligent compositor (on receiving an article headed "The Roman Campagna.")—"That's a dickens or away to spell campaigner."

Says a recent poet: "Upon the picket line we'll stand And guard each commander's weal." This however wont prevent lilm from paying some attention to saving Ills own bacon.

Judge (to prisoner charged with homicide)— "Have you anything to say In your defense'/" Prisoner—"Well, you see. I am a barber. The deceased came in, asked for a shave, got Into the chair, lighted a cigarette—" "That will iio. You are discharged."

"Biggins makes mo tired. I never saw such a crank oil homeopathy In my life." "is that so?" "Yes. You know lie has the hay fever every summer, and now he's going to marry a grass widow on account of It."

The following beattful bit of word painting occurs In "Aunt Sally's Boy Jack," a new American novel: "Drifting on the little lake In the peaceful calm of a summer night, she lay upon his arm, the rich mass of her nut-brown hair entangled In his vest buttons, her eyes upturned to the starry heavens."

Who can deny the coming literary supremacy of American after tills? Vest buttons! (ireat Scott!

I'll ESS COMMENT.

THK ISOTTl.K IN THK IKXfTI.KCi.

Omaha Bee. The Prohibitionists are out with startling statistics showing that New York has a saloon to every 400 people. Boston one for every S00, and Chicago one for every 250. They have entirely overlooked Kansas, however, where every man is Ills own saloonkeeper.

W11AT TliOnU.KS Mil. KVAHT3.

Courier-Journal. Since Mr. Morgan's treaty speeches there has been a settled gloom on the venerable contenance ol Mr. Kvarts. The knowledge that a Confederate brigadier can speak longer than the hitherto most lengthy patriot of the senate Is peculiarly depreslng to Mr. Kvarts.

THK MOllKST OHIO MAN.

Providence Journal. The ingenious gentleman from Ohio who put in the claim to have the government refund the money which he paid for a substitute during the war Is probably astonished at his own moderation in not asking lor the Interest.

STRAY INFORMATION.

The law requires evidence in a liquor case to be explicit in order that there may be a conviction, there are many loopholes through which defendants can avoid conviction. It is necessary to prove who sold the drinks, what was drank and who paid for them, besides other minute details of the violation of the law. There was novel testimony to be introduced in a recent whisky case. The charge was for selling to minors, and the prosecuting witness was about 18 or 19 years of age. He was positive in his statement of the various timeB he had bought intoxicating liquors at the saloon of the defendant. But as a mitigating circumstance it was expected to be shown that the youth had each time worn a false mustache in order to secure the drinks. With the mustache one wou'd not suspect his minority. The interesting case was Bet for trial this week, but did not take place owing to the boy's absence from the city. When liquor cases are allowed to be carried over from one term to the next it makes the possibility of a conviction that much less.

A good story is told on Dr. Haworth and Elijah Brookshire. The connty candidates had been accompanying Elijah to his meetings in this county, and each of them made a short talk at the conclusion of Brookshire's speech. Several of them had engagements in the city one night and informed Brookshire that they could not attend his meeting. Coronor Haworth, however, was free from any engagement. Turning to him Brookshire said, at the same time slapping the doctor on the shoulder: "Doc, I suppose we will have to go out and discuss the dead and stinking issues of the campaign to-night."

The .coroner was not to be outdone by any slam at the dignity of his ollice. He replied quickly, returning Brookshire's familiar slap on the shoulder: "Dennis, I'm with you."

The work done by the Terre Haute house company thus far can not be seen from the exterior. However, a great deal has been accomplished. The kitchen has been completed and is first class in every particular. The basement has been thoroughly overhauled and will be used asjsleeping apartments for the help, besides several large storage rooms. The small dining room has been completed and the furniture ordered. It is finished in birch and handsomely decorated. The main dining room will not bo ready for occupancy for some weeks to come. Work is now being done in the ollice. The elevator has been put in and will be in operation in a day or two.

There has been much complaint of the Democratic mail service in various sections of the country, and the press has ventilated many instances of inefliciency of the service. Complaints in this city have been heard quite often. Muny short delayB in mail have occurred and and nothing has been heard. Occasionally, however, there are extreme cases which are talked of and reach the press. Last evening Mr. W. A. Cox, the Main street shoe dealer, received a letter from Indianapolis. It was posted in that city on the 27th of last month, and only reached Mr. Cox last evening. It was addressed properly, the street and number being given.

PHETTY WOOD CARVERS.

Five Minnesota Young Women Help Their Father at His Trade. Out near the shore of Lake Minnetonka Peter Winnen carries on a farm, says the Pioneer Press. But he isn't altogether a farmer, being quite as much a wood carver. Peter has been particularly fortunate in his domestic affairs, and has nine daughters to aid and cheer liitu in life's decline. Seven of them are unmarried and live at homo, and five of them are likewise wood carvers. Peter raises all sorts of garden truck, and the thrifty maidens of his household help him take care of it. He is a natural wood carver, having inherited the talent. His father was a line cabinetmaker. When a boy he took to wood carving, and has given up his iirst love. For a good many years he was in the business, but finally, at his father's death, went back on the farm. There got to be a good deal of machine woodcarving, and some of it so handsome that it tool? the profit oil" the hand work. But now there has been a revulsion of popular taste, and hand work is all the rage. And so Peter Winnen again takes courage. There are all those useful daughters to help him, and he proposes hereafter to devote his attention to art. He turns off work with great rapidity—that is some work. .1 fe exhibited to a reporter a miniature book the size of a fly, on which he had put as much time as on the head of a deer carved full size. He is most pleased with the patronage that will allow him to devote the time and care demanded by fine art. Mr. Winnen's figures are very life-like. He will have a pavilion in the exposition this fall, the walls of which are constructed of carved granite. It is quite a unique structure. It will be crowded with the work of Mr? Winnen and his daughters. By the way, the daughters are very pleasant appearing young women, and any day one or more of them may be seen working away industriously on the artistic structure or some of its ornaments.

It seems by this that the school of wood-carving of tho State University will not have the lield entirely to itself. There has been a great deal of attention paid to wood-carving of late, and some of the specimend of this delightful art will be seen in the woman's department at the next exposition.

Hvrutlng Gould's Charges.

Ed Gould's principal stock in trade as a Democratic politician and stump speaker, is retailing the slanderous statement that General Harrison said that one dollar was good enough for any workingnmn at least, he has been instrumental in circulating this and kindred misstatements against the general. There are few who have credited even Gould with believing this, and now comes John Iv. Robinson, with an aflidavit to the effect that on the th of August Gould said in the presence of himself and others, "that a man with a particle of brains would not accuse General Harrison of making such a statement as that, 'a dollar a day was good enough wages for any workingman,' and that he (Gould) did not believe that Harrison ever said it, because a man would be a fool who would make such a statement, and General Harrison was not a fool." Mr. Robinson's affidavits is backed by similar

THE TERRE HAUTE EXPRESS, SATURDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 8,1883.

affidavit from Albert Hoffman, John A. Coulter, Silas H. Brattain, John R. Bellis and David E. Williams, all of whom were present at the time Gould made this statement to Robinson, and who affirm that Robinson is correct in reporting his admission. This should be sufficient to set this lie against Harrison forever at a rest in fact, very little of it has been heard since it was understood that Gould was standing as one c|f the godfathers to it.—[Indianapolis News.

MORE THAN' A STRAW.

The 1'eciilhir Significance In the Arkansas KIccMon. The following is from the Chicago Inter Ocean:

In 1881 the Democratic plurality in the stute of Arkansas was 40,330 in 1880 it was 30,580 in the election just held it is estimated to be 15,000, after ail the methods of "counting" and suppression known to the Bourbons of that state have been applied for its unlawful increase. For a time it was believed at Democratic headquarters that the state was lost to the brigadiers lately in command. It is not the Republican party, though it is the leaven of Republican principle, that has been reducing Democratic majorities in Arkansas, and that threatens to annihilate them. "The Wheel" is a secret society operating in some of the Southern states, much as the grangers once operated in the Middle states \u Arkansas its demands are: 1. Consolidation of the national and state elections, and rigid and severe laws for the protection of the purity of the ballot-box. 2. Protection to farm products. 3. State improvement by taxation. "The Wheel," being a secret society, decided to make no political nominations, but it addressed the Democratic convention of the state of Arkansas, requesting it to embody the demands enumerated in its platform. The convention politely refused to do so. The convention of the United Labor party did do so, and "The Wheel" supported the ticket and platform of that party with the eflect already noted.

Wherever organizations of farmers or laborers have formed, they have expressed themselves with great clearness upon the issues of purity in elections and protection to home industries. It has been thus in Iowa, Illinois, Tennessee, Missouri and Arkansas. The resistance of the Southern brigadiers to the demand for consolidation of state and notional elections is explained easily. They wish to keep state elections out of federal supervision they desire fraud and force to go unchecked. The desire of the farmers and laborers is very different they desire a full and free vote and a fair count. The indus trial forces cannot operate with freedom in the presence of electoral fraud. The plain,- common people, the citizens who work for a living, are desirouB of protection to home industries, and such increased demand for labor and of the food which labor requires as public improvements beget. The monopolists, whether they be the planters of the southern teir, with Roger Q. Mills at their head, or the coal barons of the north, with Scott, of Erie, at their head, and in favor of legislation that makes labor cheap, and the farm products which feed it cheaper.

THE "ARIZONA KICKER

It Kcuchcrt a Phenomenal Circulation and Attacks Some Old KnemlcH. The lop-eared monstrosity who claims to edit the Prairie Star has been so jealous of the phenomenal success of the Kicker that he" hasn't enjoyed his whisky for the last three months. In his last issue he claims that our circulation does not reach 150, and that we are carrying sixteen columns of dead ads. We hereby publish our affidavit that our circulation is 153 copies weekly, and constantly growing, and as for dead ads, that's our business. We have discovered that the people of this town can extract more comfort out of an ad than from a two-column sketch by Trollope, and it is our business to please the masses.

A reminder—Our birthday occurs next week, Friday—that being our thirty-fifth—and any little reminder sent in by the public will be warmly appreciated. We stand in need of shirts, socks, neckties, collars, etc., and it has been suggested that the ladies organize and contribute to a generous outfit.

Some of our friends declare that, in view of what the kicker has done for this locality, a purse of $1.0 should be presented to us by the men. We Bhould be thankful, of course, and more thnnk.ful if it was made 850. An editor should be modest, however, and we simply throw out these suggestions without any thought of being personal.

P. S.—We wear a No. 15 collar and the shirts should be .full in the back. More wind—Professor Rose, who hit this town last spring to get up a class in music, and who has been here on his uppers ever since, doesn't like our way of dealing with him. Because we suggested last week that he quit dead-beat-ing and pick up the pick or shovel he is around town calling us a fugitive from justice, and asking why the police don't do something.

Gently, professor, when we left Xenia, Ohio, the sherifV patted us on the back and lent us half a dollar. We are the only man in this town who doesn't turn pale when the stage comes in, and the only one who doesn't break for the sage brush when it is announced that the United States marshal is here. We ain't rich or pretty, but we are good, and the professor is barking up the wrong tree. We don't bear him any ill will, but the professor must retract his statements about us or we'll drop a line to Pinkerton asking if Yaller Jim, alias Professor Rose isn't wanted somewhere.—[Detroit Free Press.

The l'aragraphor.

Detroit Free Press: Convicts are the only persons who do not believe in their conviction.

Picayune: There should be anew set of commandments. All of the old ones htive been broken.

Pittsburg Chronicle: When a meter is out of order it is proably troubled with the gas-trick fever.

New York Evening Sun: A botanist denies that the checkberry is in any way related to the chess-nut.

Texas Sifting6: It was a colored man whose wife presented him with twins who gave up to "d:a pair."

Life: Down in Georgia the "Watch on the Rind" is applied to the person who guards a watermelon patch.

New York World: Ilokusai, a Japanese author, has published a new novel in ninety volumes. He is evidently writing for posterity.

Louisville Courier-Journal: The New York papers do not say whether the late Mr. Crowley was a tariff reformer or free trader. Probably he' never monkeyed with the tariff question.

Pittsburg Chronicle: Mr. Riley, the Chicago bookmaker who won SS,(XJ0 the

other day at Saratoga, is not Mr. Riley we speak of so highly, the poet, you know.

MOSQUITO PHILOSOPHY.

Reasons for Sleeping With the Legs Uncovered Instead of tbe HeaJ. There are gentle creatures, optimists all, of the most aggravating type, who carry their goodness of heart to such an obnoxious degree that they make excuses for the mosquito, and profess to believe not only that he serves some good purpose, but that his crimes are not altogether villainous, and that he is to b^ excused for even his most heinous offenses. They Bay it is his nature to be a curse and that he cannot help it, just as if that were any excuse.

Nobody,however,is to be blamed for trying to avoid the infliction of the proximity of mosquitoes, and numberless ways of doing this are recommended by those who haven't tried them. Oil of penny royal is claimed by numerous theorists to be a sovereign banisher, and some of the theorists actually believe that it would keep the winged pests away if they should try it. It is noticeable that nobody repeats this theory after having given it a practical trial.

It is believed that a solid cage or box of boiler iron, firmly riveted together, and anchored to a cement foundation fifteen feet underground, would be effectual in keeping mosquitos outside of the space inclosed, but as this has not been practically tried it is more than likely that the pestiferous little demons would find some way of getting inside the box if there were anybody there to bite.

One grand truth has been discovered, however, by aNew York Mail and Express reporter, while spending a few weeks in New Jersey, which he deems too important to the human race to conceal. It is not covered by patent. Any body can avail himself of it. It is this: The mosquito is more foud of the human leg than he is of the human head, neck or arms. herefore, it is quite practical to preserve the upper portion of the body free from bites, or at least comparatively free, and escape the awful buzz of the little fiend's songs, by going barelegged. This is not a practice which is commended for use in the daytinle, when one is engaged in ordinary avocations, but it is easy and comfortableexcepting for the legs—in the privacy of one's own chamber and in the still hours of the night. Draw the bed clothes up high, and, though you may be crippled, and probably will, yet you will preserve your facial beauty and your reason.

No one can explain why this is so, of course. If the mosquito were amenable to the laws of reason, and understandable by a mere human mind, he would not be a mosquito.

Cowardly Revenge.

One night last week some person or persons entered the stable of John Scruggs, near Blairsville, Union county, and killed a yoke of oxen and cut down a patch of tobacco near the stable. The same night Henry Ross, a neighbor of Scruggs', lost a steer and three hogs by their throats being cut, presumably by the same parties. Scruggs and Ross had been charged with being revenue informers and it is supposed for this reason their property was destroyed. The Blue Ridge Post says: "They are both good citizens and the sympathies of the best people of Union county are with them. They and their friends deny that they had anything to do with informing upon the violators of the internal revenue laws."—[Atlanta Constitution.

George Washington as a Dancer. The record of the father of our country for patriotism, piety, and fishing has passed into history, but if the following extract correctly describes his endurance in dancing he takee the cake. "We had a little dance at my headquarters a few evenings past. His excellency and Mrs. Greene danced upward of three hours without sitting down. Upon the whole we had a pretty little frisk."—General Greene to Colonel Wadsworth, dated Pluckemin, N. J., March 1!), 1770, Petersfield.—[Magazine of American History.

In Search of Information.

Mrs. D.—Who suggested cremation? Mr. D.—Cinderella, probably. Mrs. D.—^You think you're smart, don't you? I'm in earnest. What author treats of it?

Mr. D.—Hurns, maybe, or Dante, or you might consult Coke.—[The Cartoon.

A I'laiu-Manucrcd Man.

It is said that Canon Siddon, ono of the ablest men in the Church of England, has nevetr been made a bishop bocause on one occasion when he preached before the queen he addressed her majesty as plain "madam."

What Mrs. Grundy Says,

That the comic papers show that all the professional wits have not had a vacation.

That what are called "fashionable clergymen" are beginning to return from Europe.

That legal troubles over a drama are often manufactured for advertising purposes.

That the class of novels now popular are not the best to fall into young girls' hands.

That quiet trips to Canada to visit isolated relatives are occasionally in the fashion.

That women who dwell upon summer hotel scandals have not the right view of life.

That more than ever the coming season will ladies be known by their "quiet costumes."

That the wise business man never keeps in his employ clerks who are given to gambling.

That often the insufferable cad is the $8-clerk off on a fourteen days' vacation. That one rainy day at a summer hotel produces more mean gossip than a week of sunshine.

That there is some consolation to the poor that great riches often means an impaired mind.

That the most gushing eulogies now are of men departed, who were of no benefit to the world.

That a man who makes a fuss of the quality of his wine in public is most accustomed to cold water.

That a conceited man rarely fascinates a woman of any sense, and is an abomination unto all of his fellow-men.

That a man who will chase anise seed mounted on a horse may be the one to require a cannon to kill a mouse.

That it will soon be time for many families to decide whether the summer game has been worth the expense of a candle.

That occasionly it becomes quite an interesting, if not scientific, question, how long a steam yacht can run Bolely on credit.—[Mail and Express.

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She has eyes of deepest azure. Sunbeams nestle In her hair— Blown about her face Its masses,

A1I men will ner fair.

Dimples near her mouth lie covert. Laughter lurks In winsome way Klowers cateh her gown In i«isslng,

Begging her to stay.

DalnUIy she trips the meadow And the birds sing iasslng sweet AH the grass has grown the greener

There beneath her feet

And her voice is liquid music. Dropping gently, iiearl on pearl— Where's my hat? Just dt I'm comlngl—

Confound the music!— There goes the girl! —[Mabel Louise Fuller. Signal service—Flag talk at sea. The production of the 3,000,000 acres of cotton in Texas is 1,500,000 balss.

A 11,000 foot peak in tne rocky mountains (Colorado section) has been named Mt. Sheridan.

Professor Dodge, of the department of agriculture, estimates the spring wheat crop ut 179,000,000 bushels.

Colonel Edward G. W. Butler, the oldest ffraduate of West Point academy, died at St. Louis, Thursday, aged 89.

Bill Miller, a negro, of Ilopkinsville, Ky., who recently bit off the head of a snake, has been gathered to his fathers,

Sarah Bernhardt is quoted as telling a friend that she intends the scene of her own death to be something startling and striking.

A milk-white gopher snake seventeen feet six inches long, and having a part of his tail cut off at that, has just been slain in Glynn county, Ga.

Some people are inquiring why M. Pasteur does not devote his attention to studying yellow fever germs. It would be a useful field for scientists.

The Irish Catholic Benevolent union, at Columbus, O., Thursday, elected M. Glennan, of Norfolk, Va., president. The next convention will be held at Kingston, Canada.

The Society of the Army of the Tennessee, at Toledo, Thursday, re-elected General W. T. Sherman president, and selected Cincinnati as the place for next year's reunion.

Last Saturday evening, at New York, JameB Redpath, the author, editor and lecturer, was married to Mrs. Carrie Chorpening, who iB well known in Wash ington society.

During a storm August 3, in Behring Sea, five whaling vessels were wrecked Their crews, 109 in number, were landed Thursday morning at San Francisco by the revenue cutter Bear.

Copper is coming into fashion as a material for ornaments. Its peculiar color harmonizes perfectly with dark materials and complegions, and it is comparatively free from oxidation.

Pennsylvania has some girls worth having. In the buying season a gentleman during a short drive counted nine young women driving two-horse mowers and seventeen managing horse-rakes.

Perhaps with a view to savo his voice, Mr. Gladstone has quite recently acquired a habit of speaking rapidly— quite different from the measured tones in which he used to address an audience.

Sir Charles Russell, who just now is Englan's foremost counsel at the bar, charges three guineas a minute for the time he spends in court, and he never seems to be in much of a hurry, either.

A statistician who has been looking up the matter says that the seaside resorts have boasted this summer of twenty-eight women to a man. At many of the balls entire sets are danced by girls.

The longest straight stretch of mil way in the world is on the new Argentine Pacific railway, from Buenos Ayres to the foot of the Andes. For a distance of 211 miles the road is laid without a curve.

Rains in Georgia have resulted in Hoods, causing heavy damage. Cotton has been injured severely, the loss in bottom lands being placed at 50 per cent. Washouts on railways have delayed travel.

Less than fifty years ago there

After the crowd leaves the seashore hotels, the cottagers take full enjoyment of the last days of summer. Many prefer September to other months at the seashore, thinking of its fresh, cool air and comparative calm.

R. II. Stoddard, the poet, has a lock of hair supposed to have been cut from the head of Milton. It is alight brown or golden, and has been successively owned by Dr. Johnson, Leigh Hunt, George 11. Booker and others.

Charles G. Morgan, of Worcester, Mass., who separated from his wife twenty years ago and went South, all trace of him being loBt, returned Thursday, an old man of to establish claims to back pay in the army, and while there hunted up his wife.

Miss L. A. Churchill, the author of a book recently published in Boston, actually knows how to run a railroad. She is the private secretary of the superintendent of a New England railway, and has had much practical experience in the business.

The most popular preacher in Georgia just now is a young woman named Haskins, from Tennessee, who is conducting revival meetings in various parts of the Btate. She is 25 years old, of modesi and unassuming manners, and is an excellent pulpit orator.

While Harriet Beecher Stowe has enough of this world's goods to support her comfortably, she has nothing like the fortune she might have had if sho had not sold her copyright of "Uncle Tom's Cabin" for a song. Not having reserved the right of dramatization, tho long

succesB

of the story on tho stage

has brought her nothing. Now that they are discussing in England the question of marriage, the words of "Chinese" CJordon on the subject are appropriately recalled: "I think that, happen what will, a husband ought to take his wife and children wherever he goes, and trust God with the results the separation is unnatural, and shows how little we trust in God. It is not the climate, it is not the fever, but it is he who snaps the thread, for wise puposes of his own. Bridge the grave this side of it, and these very temporary separations will lose their sting."

A number of workmen on the Red river bridge at Arthur, Tex., ran bills amounting to $80 at the saloon of John Ghio, and then boarded a train to go to St. Louis. Ghio heard of their intention and got on the train, too, with his Bhotgun. At a watering tank two miles beyond the Texes line, he started through to collect his bills. The first man paid without a murmur, but the others jumped from 'the train and took to the woods with Ghio in pursuit, firing as he went. No one was hit, and the saloon-keeper wenthome impressed with the idea that the credit sytem is a failure.

TIME TABLE

Trains marked thus (P) denote Parlor Car attached. Trains marked tnus (S) denote Sleeping Cars attached dally. Trains marked thus (B) denote Bnffet Cars attached. Trains marked thus run dally. All other trains run dally Sunday* executed

VANDALIA LINE. T. H. 41. DIVISION. LKAVK TOR THK WKST.

No. 9Western Express (S) 1.42 a. m. No. 6 Mail Train* 10.18 a. in. No. 1 Kast Line »(PAV) 2.23 p. m. No. 7 Kast Stall UUH p. m.

LKAVK FOR THK KAST.

No. 12 Cincinnati Express *(3) l.Hd a. m. No. New York Express (S) 1.61 a. m. Nn. 4 Mall and Accommodation ".IB a. n. No. a) Atlantic Express '(i'AV) No. Kast Line* 2.UH p. m.

ARKIVX TOO* THK KAST.

No. 9 Western Kxpress (S) 1.SI a. m. No. 6 Mall Train* WU No. 1 Kast Line* (PJcV) lNo. S Hail and Accommodation 145 P. ui. No. 1 Kast Mall 11UW p. m.

ARRIVK TOO* THK WKST.

No. 12 Cincinnati Express*(S) 1.2(1 iu m. No. (i New York Express*(S) 142 a. m. No. 2U Atlantic Express»(l'fcV) 12.8/ p. m. So. Kast Line* ... 1.4H p. m.

T. H. L. DIVISION. LKAVK FOH THK NOKTII.

No. R2 South Bend Mall 6.1X1 a. m. No. 54 South Bend Kxpress 4.00 p. m. AHRIYK TOOM NORTH. No. fil Terre Hante Kxpress 12.00 noon No. Si) South Bend Mall 7.MI p. m.

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