Daily Wabash Express, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 9 December 1882 — Page 2

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The national debt has been diminished $60,000,000 in five months.

Ex-Chief Burnett continues to amuse hiinsolf. lie is a "biger man" than all Terro Haute.

The report of business failures for the past week gives the number at 190, the largest number of any week in the year 1882.'

There iB a report from Washington that the house committee on'approprintions has been making inquiries atr the treasury department with a view of reducing the clerical force. The good work is going on apparently.,

The quidnuncs on the other side are not to be compared with thoseat Washington. The report which came last night about changes in the English cabinet is the first of the kind in months. We do things better on this side. i-.

That report of the temperature marking sixty-seven degress below zero, day before yesterday, at Winnipeg, Manitoba, is corrected this morning. It was only thirty degrees below. The exaggeration was excusable. We all do it on such occasions.

The loss by fiic in London night before last foots up $15,000,000. It did not roach in its confines beyond the business portion of the city, and in this respect there is room for congratulation, as if it had been in the residence quarter the suffering at this time of year would have been great. So with a Mark Tnploy spirit the Londoners can come un smiling.

Messrs. English and Winterbotham arc contesting the election of Peelle and Calkins on tho ground that tickets voted were headed "Democratic ticket" but instead of having the name of the Democratic candidate for congress they were printed with the name of the Republican candidate. Wo.merely riso to remark that Mr. John Lamb was elected by "just such tickets.

An Indianapolis correspondent this morning discusses the McDonald boom for the presidency. There are evidences that the McDonald forces have been very much elated since the election in this state. There are two things to bo borne in mind, however, in this connection. One is that the president will not be chosen for two years yet and the other is that McDodald will not be tho .one choseH,.,

The house yesterday defeated by a very large vote the bill giving to the officers and crew of the Monitor $200,000 in recognition of their services in the memorable contest with tho Merriuinc. Whatever merit may have been in the bill which had been hanging around the "doors of congress for a number of years, thero is one piece of legislation rcintrdinsr that contest which should not be delayed.

The Monitor was built by Erickson at his own expense and was on its way around to the Washington navy yard to be tested by the government when the Merrimac was found in Hampton roads dealing destruction right and left. The) Monitor was tested there and then. The verdict resulted in the use of such navel warfare to a great advantage. Mr. Erickson has not been paid cither for the Monitor 'or for tho invention. He is still living, but is old. His death should not antedate the proper recognition of his services. h. Phenomenal Faot in Politics. Chicago Inter-Ocean (Rep).

A follow about Washington talks all the lomleraftcr his head Is off. MK'

Acknowledging Merit.

ludiannpolis Journal. So^faras we have seen, the Terro Haute Kxpressseems to have grasped the transit of Venus iu tho most thorough and complete manner.

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Escaped froSTthe Monkey Cage Atlanta Constitution.

It has been discovered that the average cigarette smoker has a low forehead and thin legs.

Proper Length of a Coat-Sleeve.

A .woman's waist, to be beautiful, should measure twenty-seven to thirtyone Inches.

I Told You So.

Indianapolis Times. Now is a good time for Vennorand other weather quacks to revise their predictions on the basis of "I told you so."

Stopping legislation"

St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Father Anthony, of Rhode, Island, under great provocation, lias introduced a bill to prohibit the use of the capital for other than legitimate purposes. This bill ought to stop about half the legislation of an average session.

THE'MCDONALD BOOM.

What is Thonght in Indianapolis of Old "Saddle Bags."

Personal Gossip About Matters and Things at the State Capital.

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Special Correspondence of the Express.

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind., Dec. 7.—Joseph E. McDonald has gone to Washington with his beautiful wife to pass the winter season: Their headquarters will be at Willard's hotel where they will receive their friends with the cordiality that has made them loved by aho8t of acquaintances. Mr. McDonald is not what would be called in the common parlance of society, a lady's man, but this is not saying that he is not liked by the ladies or that he does not like them. I think he quite an impresser, which means genenerally a masher, for he succeeded in winning the affections of the most beautiful woman in America who js now his wife. This occurred but little more than a year ago, when, previous to that time for fifteen years, he*was a widower. It was often said, that McDonald had buried all his love with his first wife, who was the sweetheart of his school days, and would never marry again. But Washington life, while he was senator, showed him the absolute necessity of keeping open house occasionally, and to do that in a manner in keeping with the elegance of Washington society he had to have a wife to assist him. Mrs. Barnard was then in Washington and in the course of events she and Mr. McDonald met, and as the story goes, fell in love with each other. Then they got married, and after his term as senator had expired, came to Indiana to Jlive. Their home is on North Pennsylvania street in a homelike brick house that sets well back in a yard that has a variety of shrubbery, beautiful walks, fiower-beds, a fountain and several pieces of statuary. A more pleasant place to spend the evening is nowhere to be found in this city. Mr. McDonald is a good conversationalist upon a wide range of subjects that is sure to be agreeable tQ every gentleman present as well, as to be entertaining to the ladies. Mrs. McDonald is a- queenly person with a beautiful face and winning manners. Her welcome to her guests makes one happy for the evening and then her vivacious, charming talk is enough to turn a correspondent's head. Frank McDonald, the bright son of the ex-senator, is a rare genius. The person that passes an eveniug in company with him will never forget him or the occasion. He is an Artemus Ward and can tell more rich, funny stories in a single night than any man living. If you should ever meet the younger McDonald have him tell you the story of the Stuttering Man. nis sparkling wit and affable manner will great'y pleaso you.

"PRESIDENT M'DOXALD."

There has been a great deal of talk about McDonald being the next president, but until lately it has simply been talk. Last week, however, a conference of several leading Democrats of the north and west met at Chicago to discuss the availability of several prominent Democrats for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1SS4. Talmer, Morrison and Trumbull of Illinois, Field of California, and several other leading Democrats were considered, but it was concluded that McDonald was the man for the times and the man for whom they would work to secure the nomination. Several states were represented in the caucus and its action is of much importance. It is a proposition showing that he is being considered in every portion of the country, and that nis nomination for president is very probable. There will be no opposition to him by the Democrats in Indiana, as Hendricks is no longer to be considered a candidate for any office. His course as a leader is run, and I know there is no one more preferable to him as his successor than Joseph E. McDonald. If Hendricks is well enough he will present the name of MuDonald to the next Democratic na tional convention. I take it for granted that McDonald will be the next Democratic nominee for president, not. to say anything about his election. But should he become the next president his cabinet would doubtless contain some of the following persons: Secretray of state, Thomas A. Hendricks, of Indiana secretary of the treasury, August Belmont, of New York secretary of war, W. S. Rosecrans, of California postmaster general, John B. Gordon, of Georgia attorney general, E. W. Yilas, of Wisconsiu secretary of the navy, Eaton, of Connecticut secretary of the interior, Breckenridge, of Arkansas.

This would be a cabinet of strong men from different sections, and one satisfactory to the country. Hendricks, his friend, he would want at his near side Belmont, the rich banker and sound currency man with sensible views on the tariff, would be to his liking for the treasury. The appointment of Belmont would be recognizing the Germans, too, something that McDonald knows there's millions in. "Old Rosy," from California, would be the representative of the Union soldiers, and John B. Gordon, of Georgia, would be a positive recognition of the "other fellows." This would be carrying out the Democratic idea of being a friend "of the soldiers of the late war." Vilas, of Wisconsin, the great lawver of his state, is only excelled in eloquence by Big Bob, the infidel. Eaton, of* Connecticut, is a Yankee Democrat, with th^cunning of Martin Van Buren.and is a man of hard horse sense, as is proven by his record as Lrnited States

senator. Th&great asktobe repjresei and Breckenridge, of please every Democrat in that" section. What a fhiatqnr

I prophesy that if McDonald ever stands in need of a presidential cabi net tie will'consult this list, and to convince you. of this, dear reader,,please cut this out and paste it in your hat. It may be the means of you getting the real worth of your hat between now.and March, 1885.

I PERSONAL MENTION.

The general talk about town is that Bynum will be the next speaker. Secretary of State Hawn has gone to Kansas on a business" trip for a few days.

W. F. A. Bernhammer wants to be the secretary of the senate, and wants it bad.

Dave Gooding, the nickle-plated tongued orator of Hancock county, was at the state office to-day

Representative. A. S., Helms, of Greene county, was in. the city to-day. He is the only editor elected to the next house.

Parker H. Matson, who was drowned in Cleveland, Ohio, Saturday, was a brother of Congressman Matson, of Greencasele.

It is reported that Major George W. Friedley', of Bedford, will not accept his appointment as register of the land office at Heiena, Montana.

The new attorney general, Hord, has appointed! for his deputies, Will Hord, of Shelbyville, Joe. Fawning and Dora Johnson, of this city.

The metropolitan police bill will be one of the first measures that the Democratic general assembly will take up. The boys are red hot for it.

There is little or no doubt that Dick Huncheon, of Laporte, will be the next doorkeeper of the senate. He has filled the position for five terms.

Mr. Sheerin, clerk of the supreme court has for his deputies Herman Habicli and Miss Mary'Peacock, and secretary of state elect, Myers, has announced that D. A. Crittenberger, oi Anderson, will bo his chief deputy.

Lieutenant Governor Hanna has become a law' partner of Congressman Peelle here. He will keep his residence at Greencastle however. Governor Hanna is the attorney for the 1'ipton county Coinackers and Wells, indicted for murder,

The "kickers," or bolting. Republicans of Greencastle, are opposing Postmaster Langsdale for re-appointment, but the Republican county central committee and the city committee and city officers, besides about 900 citizens there, are supporting them. Langsdale is one of the most valuable Republicans in Indiana.

Miss Venus had a proper regard for the modesty of Indianapolitans and kept herself concealed all day yesterday. There is always a fine constellation of Venuses to be seen at' the Zoo each evening between 9 and 12 o'clock, and without smoked glass either. They are kept in the green-room.

Sheriff Adams will retire from office Saturday night at midnight and Iiess will take hold at once. Lemon the contestant of Hess for the place is losing his grip in the contest and it begins to appear to the Democrats that he has no cause to of contest. Adams will go into the contract business with John A Whitsit a brother of Reprej sentative Whitsit.

If James B. Patten, of Sullivan, does not want to enter the race for the speakership, then Charles T. Atken, also of Sullivan county^ should come forward as a candidate. He made a host of friends during the last session of the legislature, and his fearless, manly course in regard to the submission of the amendments would be to his advantage in the contest. He is a gentleman of ability and dignity, and would rank high as an efficient speaker. -If the Terre Haute Democrat man doesn't like Akin and_Patten, he should try running for circuit judge once.

Judge Viehe and H. A. Faulke of Yincennes Hiram Teter of Brazil W. E. Parker and wife, Martinsville II. H. Boudinot, Terre Haute, and Hon. John Graham, of Bloomington, are in the city.

How Jim Woods, the Firateof the Gulf, Kscapes Punishment. New Orleans Picayune.

The case of Jim Woods, the "Pirate of the Gulf," who attempted the murder of the two lighthouse keepers, Dunn and Beach, of the ship Shoal Light, in February last, is attracting more than ordinary attention among the United States government officials connected with the department of justice, from the fact that there is no section in tho Revised Statutes which can reach him for punishment for his terrible crime and were it not for the fact that he had previously stolen a sailboat belonging to this very lighthouse, he would have gone "scotfree." The lawyers call this a "casus omissus," or "a case unprovided for," but the authorities will try Woods upon the charge of larceny in stealing the boat, the penalty for which, on conviction, is five years in the penitentiary.

The following is a brief history of Jim Woods and his crime: Early in in February last, Woods, who is a sailor, deserted from an English vessel while she was in this port, and, crossing the river, started along the Morgan railroad track in the direction of Morgan City, having for his companion a boy named Billy, whom he had prevailed upon to desert at. the same time. Woods and Billy had not proceded far when they met a lad about 14 years of age, whose mother resided at Terrebonne, He had a little money with him, and, paving ran away.from home, gladly joined Woods and Billy upon the invitation of the former.

In course of time the trio arrived at Morgan City and started upon the west bank of Berwick's Raw, where Woods stole the boat that belonged to the ship Shoal Light, and entering it. with the boys started in the direction of the gulf. Bv some means, whether fair or toul, was never fully known, Woods got rid of both'the boys and sailed out Atchafalya Bay into the Gulf of Mexico, heading in the direction of Southwest Pass.

When six or eight miles from the Ship Shoal Light, Keeper E. M. Dunn and assistant keeper Leach lighted the boat, and by the aid of a glass were of the opinion that it belonged to that light-house. Woads being becalmed, the two keepers entered a row-boat and overhauled the pirate, bringing him and the sail-boat to the lighthouse.

That night while assistant Leach was at the top fixing the light, Woods,

havin room stealth

nsas, would approac

rconnectgd

jvith

the name.oLBce&Kemidge! .'But this ia. .tho oldU^mnn a. he can't help whath" lsrebelll oiis father did. He is a reconstructed Brecken ridge and eligibleto any office. He was elected congressman-at-large in Arkansas this fall by 46,00ft majority. It may have been 56,000 orj really only 0,000, but at any rate he .was elected by more than the usual Democratic majority, of the Arkansas commonwealth.

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STREBOR.

-"CASUS OMISSUS."

TH^TEiySEHAWTE EXPRESS. SATURDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 9,1882.

whidi. iie was sleeping, dealt him a

mg th£ ffiesb abd|l»ne8 |f of thejace from the tem-

keeper descended, to the^l^r, I ulleil the

Woods firing three shots in the meantime and'wounding keeper Dunn in

k&rd

the firihg and! 8&spedtfng:#|iat the cause was, descended from -the tower noiselessly and iir nifate. Seizing a revolver from his room, he suddenly appeared upon the scene and opened fire' tipon Woods, "who emptied his pistol" it Leach." Both: men- were wounded. Woods

BO

seriously in the

lee that he was glad to escape up the steps of the tower and gain the top, .where he remained two or three days,, when .hunger compelled him to descend and surrender himself a prisoner.

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When Assistant Keeper Leach was sufficiently recovered he took Woods in a sfil-boat to Morgan City,' and turned him over to ihe'Authorities.

Keeper Dana.was many weeks before he was able to attend to his duties, and will carry to his 'grave the marks of the wounds inflicted by Woods.

Woods will escape life sentence in the penitentiary, from the fact that the Ship Shoal Light is in the Gulf of Mexico, aad.the crime having been committed on the high

Beas,

and not

on a vessel,"and in a locality not within the territorjrof any state, no provision is made in the United States statutes covering such a case.,

SCARED STUDENTS.

Contagion in School.

Special Telegram to the inter-Ocean,

NEW YOBK, Dec. 7.—The Herald'i special from Syracuse, N. Y., says There is intense excitement in the town of Hamilton, and in the two institutions of learning there, Madison University and Colgate Academy, over the sudden outbreak and rapid spread of diptheria. Two students- of the University died yesterday and the two others who nursed them are now down. Therearefournewcasesamong the students and four more in the vil lage, while a large number of cases broke out in the country indifferent di rections within two Or three miles of the town. There are fears that the

epidemic will spread still farther, is of a very malignant

PUGILISTIC.

Jem Mace—Allen anil Elliot to Fight— Bibby, the TVrostler. Special to the Post-Dispatch.

NEW YORK, Dec. 7.—A letter was re ceived yesterday from Jem Mace, the pugilist, who writes from Chrjstchurch New Zealand, that he shall be perfectly willing to at once proceed to America on receiving passage money for Mrs. Mace and himself. Richard Fox at onde forwarded a sufficient

Bum

to pay Mace's expenses to New York, ana he may be expected to "arrive in San Francisco by the first available steamer after the receipt of the money

Arrangements are making for a match between James Elliott, of Chi cago, and Tom Allen, of this city, fora prize fight for $1,000 a side within 100 miles of New Orleans, within eight weeks of signing articles. Allen will leave New York for Chicago to-mor-row.

Edwin Bibby, the wrestler, yester day signed articles of agreement to wrestle Grreco-Roman style, best two in three falls for $250 aside, with an unknown, backed by S. W. Kimble, the instructor of the Police Athletic Club of Baltimore. The match is to take place in Baltimore, on either the loth or 16th of this month. ,,

A CRY FOR PAPA.

Deserted. Ilusband's Solace.

NEW YORK, Dec. 7.—The wife of Wm. Cottrell, of Ocean Beach, New Jersey, eloped on Wednesday of last week, with a man named McLaughlin She took with her her boy. Cottrell arrived in Jersey City yesterday While proceeding up Montgomery street he was startled with the familiar cry of "Papa." In a moment his little boy was in his arms. His mission had ended. All he wanted was the child and the happy parent started with his son in the direction of the railroad depot to take him homo. Detective Rowe had witnessed tho meeting between the father and son, and he intercepted the parent whose story lie learned, and compelled him to wait until lie made inquiries. Mrs. Cottrell was found,and willingly parted with the boy. t!

COMBINATION

A Big Scheme For the Control of the Manufactnro of Zinc.

ST. LOUIS, Dec. 7.—The Age of Steel has information and makes the announcement that a strong combination is being formed to purchase and operate the zinc works in St. Louis and other points in the west. Parties in the interest are neg withsome egotiating of (lie local establishments with view to purchasing the plants, and al so have options on others outside the city. It is not yet public who all the parties in the combination- are, but amnnjj them are several large manufacturing concerns of St. Louis, Cincinnati, Cleveland, and other cities east,

The Ostriches Shipped to California. New York Sun.

Dr. Protheroe carried an armful of long stockings into the deer httt at Central park yesterday morning, and began blindfolding the twen-ty-two ostriches. He Beized one after another by the hecks and dexterously slipped the stockings over their heads. When they were blinded they kept up "a sort of nervous dance: Ostriches are said to imagine themselves invisible when they cannot see. The, birds which were yesterday pulled and shoved about while blindfolded must have been disabused of this fancy.

When all were blinded* Dr. Protheroe and Mr. Sketckley,: the latter the manager of the ostrich* farm to be established in California, laid hold each of a wing of one bird. A third person shoved behind, and the.hird was forced out of the enclosure and up an inclined plane into a big van that was waiting. This process was repeated with each bird. The van was lined

The twe iletely. Toe si in the^anfSnd^lt

moved toward the Erie railway ferry. It was followei by another van conunii$

8tAwy'fwilv$ fbarrelsj|bf

tur-

riip'srhaft a ton'of ciofn, some oil-ddkfe,

bones required by the delicate digestiVe orEans of the ostrich. At the rait road depot" the birds were trahferred to a cat* boarded off liito three cptaiiatitne&tSf ^oaccldctit otctiircd aufringtHetfcnbfeh

The,, forih in California consists of 800 aeries, about seventy-five miles 8onth of San Francisco, and the costof taking the ostriches thither from New or is $ 2 0 0 0

AN EVENING OP AGONY*.

How a Confederate Hero Suffered.

During the late war, says a writer in the Atlanta Constitution, there was a great scare in Athens,'Ga., oVer the threatened approach of Sherman's raiders. A day or two later the raiders'Reached Athens they came as prisoners, gallant Col. W. C. P. Breckenridge and his Kentuckians having captured them just before they swooped down" on the devoted town. That was a great day in Athens, and as Col. Breckinridge rodfe in at the head of his victorious regiment, with the prisoners in his train, he filled my idea of a conquering hero. I was then a youngster in Athens and remember that the ladies gave Breckinridge and his officers a grand dinner at which there was feasting and speaking—the gallant colonel being specially modest and backward.

I met Col. Breckenridge the other day and recalled the incident. ,"Yes," he replied laughing "that I think was the most terrible experience of my life."

I remarked that it seemed to be pleasant. "You can't remember how nervouB I was—how I sat down in the most unexpected way whenever anyone approacned me, now I positively declined to walk around lady that wanted to me to other ladies. I remember well how beautiful and enthusiastic she was. Her name was Sukey Dougherty, and she was the daughter of one of your most distinguished men. She .insisted on my going with her to beintroduced to her friends. I declined and, when I was about to be surrounded by ladies who joined in the request, I deliberately

It

type. An at­

tempt is made to keep up the recitations in the university, but with only partial success. This morning nearly all the freshmen and sophomores were absent from their classes, and the chapel looked very lonesome. Many of the students complained of sore throats and general indigestion. Over one hundred members of the fresh man and sophomore classes went away on to-day's train, and there will be an even greater stampede to-morrow when many of the juniors will leave

I positively the room with a present

Bat

down and

left them standing. Then the crowd demanded a speech. I datailed one of my captains to make one. They then called for me, and I having in the meantime sidled around the back part of the house, stood with my back plumb against the wall and responded. ,k "What was the matter?"'^ "Well, you see, I had been in the saddle constantly for several weeks. I had only one pair of breeches, and no tailor in the regiment. An army saddle is very wearing. And—to be brief, I l*d the most obvious reasons for presenting only my front to the fair company that gave us that day the best dinner of the war."

Why Papa Weakened

Chicago Tribune. j,

"Bat papa "Not another word," said the person thus addressed—a tall, handsome man in whose deep-brown hair a tinge of gray was just beginning to Bhow. "You know,: my. child," he continued, "that nothing could give me more pain than refusing any wish of yours, and I am never so happy and free from care as when some act of mine has made your life, brighter. But this request I can not grant. A sealskin sacque with fur trimmings! By my halidom you jest bravely—1—"and turninghastilyaway, Duhstan Perkins stepped to the side board and took a drink.

For an instant Lillian stood in the conservatory, looking steadily down at the heavy velvet carpet in' which her shapely feet sunk deeply, but presently the spirit of desolate loneliness seemed to leave her, and going quietly into an adjoining room she began cutting pie.

In a few moments her father came into the apartment. "Perhaps I was rather harsh with you, Lillian," he be gan.

But the girl interrupted him. "Don' speak of it again, dear papa," she said "because I know that you really have no money to spare. While I was mending your overcoat, last evening I saw that note from 'Daisy,' and would not "You saw the note?" asks Mr. Per kins in hoarse, agonized tones. "Yes, papa but you know I never "How much will a sealskin sacque cost?" "Three hundred dollars," and as the girl spoke these words a baleful light shot ironi her eyes. "You can have the money to-mor-row," he said, and went slowly out of the room. "I -thought my darling papa would weaken," said the girl, and lifting the fork slowly to her lips, the last of the pie was gone.

A Philosophic Car-Driver. New York Sun. The car-driver slowed up carefully as the reporter stepped aboard, and by various twists of the neck and diverse sidelong glances, displayed a disposition to talk as the car rattled on its way down town. After going several blocks in silence he turned suddenly and remarked briskly: "Oi have thim onzur!" "You have, eh What are they "Me wintur socks. I'm as warrum as a babbv, an' twoico as comfortable."

I s'pose car-drivers suffer on cold a Well, there's

Bnow

left, zur. Oi 'ave struck the best think that iyer wuz. I put on a pair av cotton socks firstan' thin draw the woolen over thim, an' yez could walk in the river till midnight, an' it

Btan's

ter rea­

son you'd niver git cowld." "Why not?" "For the, reason that you

couldn't.

The cowld) whin it comes in through the woolen sock, stops at the outside of the cotton sock, and the warrum which goes out from yersel through the cotton sock stops at the woolen* sock. Accordingly yer fate is always Warrum an' the cowld gets left, yer see."

Having relieved himself on this head the driver turned contentedly to his or an a id no in or

Similes That Don't Assimilate. Boston Transcript. Wliat strange similes people do make use of, to be sure. They say that a thing is as black as the ace of spades, when their comparison would be much stronger did they say as black, as the ten of' spades, which is ten times blacker than the ace. A man tells you that he has been working all day like a dog, when you know and he'knows that a dog doesn't work at all. He tells von that the skv last evening was as'black as iuk, leaying your mind in a state of uncertainty

thgB-tfiSi sk$»«b blifl# or red, engi mraclMc might han been acting toTfw"lin»irel ThCTP-he tells you that So-and-so is a& mad as a hatter, as though hatters were more prone ifbT angfer thaifii/tho ayer$« "human. "Whcn.hc Sdy8!thatsomebody*has been

TH#n(yiikw«ai«tyy«faowsveiynyoa^.know that he is ^nly speaking figuratively, and of course nobody can tlon to that:*

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TLANTIO THEATRE.

673 Main St. P. M. Scliumakcr, Trop. Every Nlglit Curing the Weelt and Saturday Matinee.

First appearance In Terre Haute of the renowned and only Mlddleton Brothers. Don't fall to see the finish of this act.

The sensational.serio-comic star, Miss Louise Garland, with an extensive ropcrtoire of popular songs of tho day. every appearance.

First appearance of America's premier character artists, Marren aud Kearney. The highly accomplished vocalist and change artist, Miss Lotta ForreBt.

Tho most artistic sketch artists now before the public, Starln and Ricklin. The ne plus ultra of song and dance artists, Minnie Kaye.

Still retained, the charming little song bird, Miss Maggie May. Under tho supervision of Harry Parkfcr.

First appearance in Terre Haute of KITTIE FOLEY'S BIRTHDAY. Prices of admission: General admission, 15c. reserved seats, 25c.

THE NEW YORK SUN.

More people have read THE SUN during the year Just now .passing than ever before since it was first printed. No other newspaper. published on this side of the earth has been bought and read in any year by so many men and women.

We are credibly informed that people buy. read and like THE SUN for the .following reasons among others:

Because people have learned that In Its remarks concerning persons and affairs THESUN makes a practice of telling them the truth to the best of its ability three hundred and sixty-five days In tho year, before election as well as .ifter, about the whales as well as about the small fish, in the face of dissent as plainly and fearlessly as when "supported by general approval. THE SUN has absolutely no purposes to serve, save the Information of its readers and the furtherance of tho common good..

Because its news columns present in attractive form and with the greatest possible accuracy whatever has interest for mankind the events, tho deeds and misdeeds, the wisdom,'the philosophy, the notable folly, the solid sense, the improving nonsense—the news of the business world at present revolving In space.

Because It is everybody's newspaper. No man Is so humble that THE SUN IS indifferent to his welfare and Iris rights. No man is so rich that It can allow Injustice to be done him. No man, no association of men, Is powerful enough to be exempt from the strict application of Its principles of rightand wrong.

Because in politics it has fought for a dozen years, without intermission, and sometimes almost alone among newspapers, the fight that has resulted In the recent overwhelming popular verdict against Robesonism and for honest government. No matter what party is In power, THE SUNstands, and will continue to stand liko a rock for the interests of the people against the ambition of bosses, the encroachments of monopolists, and the dishonest schemes of public robbers.

AU this Is what we are told almost dally by our friends. One.man holds that THESUN is the best religious newspaper published, because its Christianity is undiluted with cant. Another holds

that it is the best Republican newspaper rinted, because it has already whipped _.alf of the rascals out of the party, and Is proceeding against the other half with undiminished vigor. A third believes it to be the-best magazine of general literature in existence, because its readers miss nothing worthy of notice that is current in the world of thought. So everyfriend of THE SUN discovers ono of its many sides that appeals with particular force to his individual liking.

If you already know

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Positive production of the new great burlesque,

CLAUDE DUVAL

Or. 10VE AND IAB0EHY. Replete with sensational effects, charming music and magnificent costumes.-^

THE

SUN, you will

observe that In 1883 it is a little better than ever before. If vou do not already know THESUN, yon will find it to be a mirror of all human activity, a storehouse of the choicest products of common sense and imagination, a mainstay stay for the cause of

:honest

government,

sentinel for( genuine Jeffersoulan democracy, a scourge for wickedness of every species, and an uncommonly good. Investment for the coming yoar,

Terms to Mall Subscribers. The several editions of THE SUN are sent by mall, postpaid, as follows: DAILY—65 cents a month, 80.50 a year with Sunday edition, £7.70. SUNDAY—Eight pages, 81.20 a year. WEEKLY—51 a year. Eight pages of the best matter af the dally IssUes an Agricultural Department of unequalled merit, market reports, and literary, scientific and domestic intelligence make THE WEEKLY SUN the newspaper for tho farmer's household. To clubs of ten with S10, an extra copy free. Address I. W. ENGLAND, Publisher,

THE SUN, N. Y. City.

NELGEN'S iity Steam Dye House.

The' only steam dye house In the city. Ladles' dresses cleaned or dyed in any desired shade shawls cleaned and dyed, plumes cleaned and dyed, kid gloves and slippers cleaned, lace curtains and ties cleaned. Gents'-garments cleaned, dyed and repaired in an unsurpassed manner" All work guaranteed. Work from a distance will receive prompt attention. I deliver better and more work for less money than any honse In the State.

JOHN H. NELGEN,

CO(l JTnln Street, McKeen's NewTtlock Terre Haute, Ind. (Telephone connection.)

EXPRESS:

The Best Weekly Paper the Wabash

in

if

Valley.

Subscribe Early and

late been greatly improved jn all

respects.

It is the purpose of the proprie

tor to make It the popular weekly

paper of the Wabash Valley. The

interests of the people of this sec­

tion of the country will be the ruling

object in.,the preparation of the

paper.

It will

contain all the general

news of the week, selected from

the Associated Press dispatches to

the Daily Express.

special features of the paper

THE TERMS.^

One copy, one year, paid in advnnce SI 25 Ono copy, six months 65 One copy, three months, Septem­

MASON & HAMLIN

age,

The departments devoted to In­

diana and Illinois news will be made

The Express is a reliable Repub­

lican paper and will seek to advance

the interests of that party, believing

that it is the party which can best

administer the affairs of the people.

It is controlled by no faction or

clique. In the selection and prep

aration of matter for its columns

there is first of all the intention to

serve the public upon whose sup­

port it depends.

The proprietor believes, as a matter of business, that if your subscription is once secured it is his province to so please you that the renewal of the subscription will follow as a matter4)f course. i.

Realizing the value of complete and RELIABLE market reports, extra expense has been incurred to accomplish this object.

As an inducement, and no less as an acknowledgement of the favor of a subscription, the proprietor will present each yearly subscriber with a well mounted, handsome and perfect map of the State of Indiana It shows townships, railroads and districts, and is iir every particular just what is needed by every one. For the benefit of the people of the Wabash Valley the map was printed so as to show the adjoining Wabash territory in Illinois.

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CliUB RATES OF WEEKLY.

For clubs of five there will be a cash discount of 10 per cent, from the above rates, or, if preferred1 instead of the cashj a copy of the Weekly Express will be sent free for the time that the club pays for, not less than six months.

For clubs of ten. the same rate o' discount, and in addition the Weekly Express free for the time that the club ys for, not less than six months.

For clubs of twenty-five the same rate of discount, and in addition the Daily Express for the time that the club pays for, not less than six months.

Postage prepaid in all cases when sent by mail. Subscriptions payable

in advance.

All six months subscriber^ to the WEEKLY EXPRESS will be supplied FREE with "Treatise on the Horse and His Diseases." Persons subscribing for the Weekly for one year will receive in addition to the Horse book a railroad and township map of Indiana.7

Remit by Money Order, Registered Letter or by Express. Address

GEO. M. ALLEN,

AnvcerUinly b*«t. having

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TERRE HAUTE, IND!

been

0 II AllSatCrtM•teveryOreaitWorld Industrial Competition"

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found cqilu toy.'' Also Cheapest, ss and power.

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silling our

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land other household articles. IThehCstsMllngarticlcscverput f-on theinarket, -For Samples and TCMM,addressthe

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BAKER'S

Warranted absolutely puro Coeoft, from which the excess of. Oil has bcca removed. It ha*

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times thc ttrctigih of Cocoa mixed •with Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar, nnd ls-therolbre far more economical. It If dcUcioua, nourislilng. strengthening, easily digested, and admirably adapted for invalids aa iroll as for pcrwia in health.

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:. the Premium Map.

The WEEKLY EXPRESS has of

by Grocers ererywhero.

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&

In Frr*? and Toctry. 400best authors. MEW EDITION. Introduction by Rex. Tlteo. Cuyler. JllaMraf-etl, LADIES

Of tho

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1 and acquaint himself with the tnaay riul I focu tbcreta act forth regarding the various forms

tad causes

of

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Nerrona ud Phyil*

ICAI Debility. Sexnftl Dcear other

disorders proJucnl by Indifcrttions or KxHemtrtdfe* the large experience of

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profit by it* perusal." to­

ll I the prencr edition la exhausted a oopy 1 will be K'nt, 1. on application to the

HAH^TOS ltEMEDY CO., 133 Fulton St., Kcw York.

gpay's specific arrcmciNK. TRADE WAfiK. The Grt-iil rRAOE E 1 I li remedy. An ii in in a weiik-i) oss, spermatorrhea, impoteney, and all aiKcnsos AFTIR TAR1KS. that foilowp'/onETAitlSb. as a sequence of self-abuse/

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loss or

memory, universal lassitude, pnln In tlie back, dimness of vision, prcmntnre old

and many oilier diseases that lead to Insanity or consumption nnd a promatare grave. '8£0-Full nnrtlcultirs in our pamphlet, which we desire to send free, by mail, to everybne. ,, as-Tlie Specific Medicino is sold by all druggists, at 81 per pnokape, or six packAges for 85, or will bo sent freo by mail on receipt of tlie money, by addressing

The Gray Medicine Co., Buffalo, N. y.

On account of counterfeits, we have adopted tho Yellow Wrapper—the only genuine. Guarnntees of cure Issued.

Sold In Terre Haute at wholesale and retail, by Oullck & Berry.

IF YOUR

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NEEDS REPAIRING, CALIj ON

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SQIO Agent for Nowby's Adjustable Stove Ropairs.

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FOR LOSS

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PR0F.HARRI8' PASTILLE REMEDY

Yonng Sim and others who suffer from Nerroas and Physical Dehll*

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Prematore Exhaastloa aod their IDIOT filoomj co&*cqueoces, are qulckl/ acd radically cured.

Tho Remedy Is put op In boxes. Xo. 1 (lasting a month). 93.

(enough to effect a lo acverc eases,) No.

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(lasting three months) mail In plain wrappers. Directions for Cstni Bvl. Pamphlet describing thlf disease and. scaled on application.

J. R. DUNCAN & CO.

Wholesale Dealers in

Paper,.'V-: Paper lJags, Stationery,

Tvi ines, Etc.

No. 628 MAIN STREET

MANUFACTURERS

OVERSTOCKED.

Just Received,

200

CASES

-OF-

Boots and Shoes.

To be Closed Out at Once.

LOOK AT PRICES.

Ladies' Ilcuse Sllppors from 22e toSl.OO. IJKIICH'Ties from

7.'IC

toSl.50.

Ijidles Button Shoes from SI to S3..VJ. Ladles' New Style Front Lace Slioc, S3 worth 3-1.50.

Ladles' Side Lace Shoe, from SI to S2.S0. Ladles' Front Lace Shoe, from Sl to !2.^). Misses School Shoes from 75 cents to

Misses Button Shoes from SL25 to S—00. Misses Cloth Shoes from 50 to 75 cents. Child's Solar Tip buttons, from cents to $2.00.

Baby Shoes from 10 cents to $1.50. Men's Calf Boots from SI.50 to $5.00. Low Cut Shoes from $1.50 to S.X50.

Buckle Shoes from 81.25 to $5.00. Broeans from 90 cents to SI.50. Kip Boots from 92.00 to $4.00. The entire stock Is fresh and desirablo goods, and we are prepared to give our customers and the public In general tlie ndvantage of our special sale

Remember the place.

I

329 Main Street,

J. R. FISHER.