Daily Tribune, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 27 June 1919 — Page 4

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WHJEN THEY SIGN.

W® signing of the peace treaty will |be one of the most impressive pageants *®f history. It will be little more than pageant. Inasmuch as peace was determined when Premier Bauer sent Ills note of acceptance on Mondajr,

The formalities will be brief, In deference to the expressed wishes of President Wilson there will b© a minimum of pomp and ostentation. The V foaremony will be as simple as possible, .. Irat It can by no means be made to ap-

Jear Informal. There may be a brief ^fcech by M. Clemenceau, and possibly brief reply by Herr Mueller or whoi «w may be the head Qf the German |tf«leg4tloa. Thereafter the signatures i, jwill be affixed. The Germans who «ame as enemies, entering by a door different from that used by the allies,

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Will depart with the allies theoretically ma friends, though with no friendship

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their, hearts^ •The setting will be Impressive. The Sail of Mirrors in the Versailles paloverlooking the immense park In prhich countless fountains will be playInlr, has been chosen as the place of %lgning. The palace of Louis le Grand, Which has made thd Village of Versailles one of the world's most famous places, and which is itself emblematic the pride and glory of France, will Jv thus be freed of the curse put on It in 'f" Jllltl when the victorious and vainvl*' glorious Prussian king chose Versailles "f1, the scene of his imperial coronation master of all Germany. The first if, «t«P In the course of malevolent Ger- *, man imperialism toward world dom-

Ination was taken at Versailles fortyelght years ago, and now comes Germany's bitter renunciation.

The scene will never be forgotten,

HARD ON THE NERVES.

iPhe Tribune understands that there are three classes for whom St. Peter never consider# parole.- Those who •take candy from children, those Who push little chickens Into the river, and ast and worst, the auto driver who otlkes a foot passenger jump by a 1111 blast from a horn right at his

xhe use of loud, shrill whistles for automobiles is becoming more common in our downtown streets, and the distressing shriek of these horns is particularly disturbing. Some drivers along the block at full speed, •aring their way by a certain"terrorV- tfh, wholly disregarding the comfort foot paseiMters or the rights of office k e s iia sharp whistle is not needed to

Tarn the street of the approach of & ear or a truck. 1% care and a low pitched horn the same results are reached and our bad noises are al-

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ready too many to allow of this new distress to our nerves. Part of the good reputation of a city centers In decent ways of conducting business. This loud hoodlumlike whistle is a distinct departure from decency and should be regulated. The worst offenders are young drivers of delivery trucks who do harm to the firms who employ them by such conduct. We do not like the people who disturb us by making themselves too conspicuous with noise.

FIRST HAND INFORMATION.

"What* Prof. Records saw of the Bolshevik! forces in Russia Is well borne out by the press dispatches from that benighted section. An Associated Press dispatch to the Triburfe says that the troops of the red guard are disorganized. Their intelligence service if they have one Is not working. One body of red guards does not know where another Is, and in their flight they run into each other. Their officers do not know which towns they hold and which have been evacuated, so that troops sent to en-enforce a town supposed to be held by red guards marched straight into the arms of Admiral Kolcak's men.

Where .such confusion prevails numbers avail little. A small force well commanded will easily prevail over a much larger army, and that appears to be what is now happening in Russia despite the discouraging reports ot a few weeks ago.

This is the factor which makes Lenine's downfall inevitable, if the majority of the people themselves desire it, and upon that point there Is no question. Lenine himself explicitly, and by the decrees which he has issued disfranchising all who are against him, has admitted as much.

TOLEDO LITERATURE.

The frreat literary arid scientific tournament at Toledo now is in full swing. Every day the savants who occupy the various chairs at the seat of learning are putting forth volumes of erudition which the masses are eagerly absorbing, and by the Fourth of July popular education in America ought to have reached and permeated Its utmost confines.

Never before, we believe, have the mysteries of learning been so openly exposed to the public view. Professor Willard, Litt. D., refers to his arteries with great freedom In fact the enthusiasm of his uueervailons on that point would almost lead to the con

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clusion that he had just learned about them himself. He tells iis that "sometime, somewhere'' he had read that a man is as old as his arteries. Probably he has, and for a guess he read it in the piece sent out from Toledo under his name no longer ago than yesterday.

There were other valuable observations In the same piece. Doctor Willard tells us that we ought to live in the open as much as possible, to eat in moderation, sleep regularly, worlf briskly, perspire freely and not to worry. He does all of those things and thereby has attained to great literary fame. We do not recall anybody who has done better in his line unless it was the late Mr. Boswell, and Boswell didn't have any of that artery stuff.

Professor Jack Dillon, who received his decorations here not long since at the fair ground campus at the hands of Professor Mike Gibbons, the St. Paul savant, has sauntered through the Socratic groves and picked up the information that Professor Dempsey, M. A., is likely to beat Doctor Willard to a cream froth. Also he hears that Doctor Willard is likely to illuminate a private milky way for Professor Dempsey*s sole entertainment if he ever hits him in such a way as to throw the Bwitch.

Then there is that fltfier hflle of tetters than which none expresses theirselves more luminously of the wisdom they has, Ring Lardner, A. B., Ph. D., LL. D. He has arrived at Toledo and taken his chair, we think in the hotel. He is a deep student and writes in an open work style very agreeable in hot weather. Perhaps no other savant gets his thought to us with lees Interference from editors and proofreaders. Frequently we get to read it Just as it was written, which is true of very little contemporary literature including the peace treaty. V

Contributing to Gen. Denekin's success are the large supplies of munitions, including tanks and aeroplanes, which have been sent by the British army, and this advantage is very great. Vast supplies of war material are available to the Kolchak government, while the government of Lenine is limited to what can be produced In demoralized central Russia. Nowhere is there a gateway through which Lenine can import war material, and even if the gateway were open there would be no source of supply.

This literary bout will continue for a week yet. with exhibitions every day. Doctor Willard will take up the rest of his viscera and give us the clinical results of his Investigations His literary labors seem to be a part of his workout, and may be the part that induces the perspiration he speaks of. Professor Dillon will relay to us daily the information he acquires, using the language of the masses, and Professor Lardner, who will ultimately move his chair to the ringside, expects to flash the name of the winner and perhaps some other details.

A story from Italy says that the youngest Hohenzollern is gambling wildly in the casinos of that country. And if he runs true to the family form, he kicks bitterly about settling his losses.

Hair tonio is a popular drink Porto Rico. And July 1 Is close hand In this country.

Pretty soon we will hear that the price of carrots lias gone up o& account of peace.

SefgSarit York killed an3 capture? ali 4hos» Germans .without a tremor*

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TERRE HAUTE TRIBUNE.

By Temple

but one wonders if he wasn't a little shaky when he led that little mountain sweetheart of his to the altar.

"Father would sooner die than submit to a trial ^tribunal," says the excrown prince. "One has one's honor, you know." Oh, has one* I

Somebody suggests as a Victory monument, ''an obelisk of solid gold, 100 feet high." To be paid for out of the luxury tax?

If July is as much hotter than June this year as has been its custom in the past, it's going to be a recordbreaker.

"This weather is making1 the wheat mostly straw" complains a rural paper. It's doing the same thing to hats.

When we have our final settlement with the English we should insist that they take back their sparrows.

One of the penalties of being president is being obliged to wear a stovepipe hat.

TEN YEARS AGO TODAY. Front The Tribune Filea.

June 27, 1903,

The Knights of Columbus initiated a olass of 63 candidates. The Union Mission church Of West Terre Haute was dedicated.

Joint memorial, services were held by lodge No. 824t O. O. F. and lodge No. 521, K. of P.

G. X, Klsner, great sachem of the Order of Red Men, returned from a tour of the state made in the interests of the order.

THE WAIL OF A PUIS

Man thinks he plays a lot of parts Before his years are rounding- up. But say! He really never starts.

He ought to try to be a pup. To be a pup and hav© a boy With fresh lleas every day Who takes a wild and fiendish Joy

Inventing parts for him to play. Tre been a boche in Belleau wood And had Yank bullets shot at met I've been a Turk and I have atooa

The gunflre at Gallipolt, I've been th« kaleer, often times And had a noose about my neck. The while I listened to my crimes

And rapidly boeame a wreck.

I've been a hook and ladcer nurse And had them run me off my feet I've been a thief, while half tne force

Pursued me madly down the atreet, I've floured at a barbecue— The part assigned me was the ox— But just as dinner time was due

I always wriggled from the box. I've been a lion and a bear, A tif^er and a Hottentot And other creatures stranjsre and rare.

But always something: that got shot, I've been old Jonah, and the whale— A cracker crate—has thrown me up, I've been marooned, I've been in jail

And still it's fun to be a pup! —By James X. Montague.

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Saturday, June 28^ 1919.

This is a quiet day, according to astrologers. Planetary influences are mild. Neptune is tn a slightly beneflc aspect and Saturn and Uranus are faintly adverse.

During this configuration mibtle forces may affect the mind, fomenting discontent and unrest.

Acrid discussion of public affairs, criticism of business matters and demand for reforms are foreshadowed.

Under this sway organizations will multiply and oratory will be prevalent Out of the unsettled conditions, common after the war, social experiments will multiply and some of these are to benefit the nations, the seers declare.

Co-operatic«i will b« encouraged by the positing of the stars and domestic arrangements that will help to solve the servant problem are foreshadowed.

The planets that guided the pioneers of America again will be powerful for good this summer, the seers announce, and they foretell success in settling untilled lands. Colonies and communities will organize, it is predicted.

Neptune is in an aspect read as helpful In clarifying ideas and suggesting plans that augment human welfaro.

Jupiter, still the morning star, is supposed to assure luck to the United States. It is this planet that was powerful through the war, astrologers declare.

The moon is in a fruitful sign that presages fine crops and increase of cattle for farmers.

Warning is given to prepare during the summer for an autumn that brings many serious anxieties, Owing1 to health conditions, labor agitation and political dissensions.

Persons whose birthdate It Is will have a quiet yea^r in business. They should not make any changes.

Children born on this day are Hkely to be industrious, steady-going and successful.

THE TRIBUNE CLASSIFIED PAGE Is the greatest real estate market of western Indiana and eastern Illinois.

Attend Our Summer SohocJ It's an ideal timo to improve your eduction. Men and women of ability in office work are in great demand right now bookkeepers and stenographers can find ready employment at salaries that were never before equalled. Place yourself in line for greater things by coming to our summer school.

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Don't Poison Baby.

J70BTY YEABS AGO almost every mother thought her child must have PAREGORIC or laudanum to make it sleep. These drugs will produce sleep, and A FEW DROPS TOO MANY will produce the SLEEP PROM WHICH THERE IS NO WAKING. Many are the children who have been killed OT whose health has been ruined for life by paregoric, laudanum and morphine, each of which is a narcotic product of opium. Druggists are prohibited from selling either of the narcotioe named to children at all, or to anybody withoutc labelling i them "poison." The definition of Narcotic" is S "A medicine wtech relieves pain and produces sleep, but which in poisonous doses produces stupor, coma, convulr sionsand death:* The taste and smell of medicines containing opium are disguisedj and sold under the names of "Drops/' "Cordials," "Soothing Sjmipsetc.-You should not permit any medicine to be given to your children without you or your physician know of what it is composed. CASTORIA D0ES NOT, CONTAIN NARCOTICS, if it bears the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher/

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not well. Looks well but crys, and now wliafs the matter?

Pfns? No. Tight band? No. Seem to enjoy its breakfast this moraing? Yes. What did the meal consist of? A cup of hot milk and I .4 guess I gave her some of the rolls and bacon I had. Don'tjguess. If that was her breakfast send out for a bottle of Fletcher's c£storia.and after yoa give her a dose read carefully what a baby of her age should have for breakfast—you'll find it in the booklet around the bottle.

Too many young mothers are like this mother. Caution. That's the word that should be hung in every home* Caution, Mothers, must be burned, burned deep in your mind if our little-ones axe to remain with us.

At the first irregularity*: at the first ftusih of fever give ^Fletcher's Castoria, then call in your physician—he will commend you. ¥oii will have done much to aid him.

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