Daily Tribune, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 2 October 1916 — Page 9

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MONDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1916.

GIRL WARNS AGAINST IL

Indiana Girl, Bride of Twelve Days, Has Husband Arrested As Bigamist.

LOUISVILLE, Ky., Oct. 2.—"I want to warn all girls against whirlWind courtships and marriages," says Mrs. Hazel Cleveland Humphreys, who married William Humphreys, engineer, after a courtship of six days and twelve days after the wedding caused bis arrest on a charge of bigamy.

Mrs. Humphreys charges that Humphreys had not been divorced from her sister, Mrs. Ruth Humphreys, of In dian&i>olls, Ind. She says he told her he had been divorced. •Mrs. Humphreys No. 2 says she met Humphreys at the home of her sister In Indianapolis. A year later, after Humphreys separated from wife No. 1 he came to Louisville and married his wife's sister. I Mrs. Humphreys No. 2 says she read A. letter from Humphreys's attorney in which, she says. It was stated the divorce case of her sister bad not come to trial.

WOES OF A PERFECT MAN. Girls, Btudent Gets Letters From

Mendicants and Cranks.

I was not surprised when I found I 'should have to look In the Harvard annex for the highly distinguished perItonage, Bradford Morton Fullerton. i "I suppose," was his greeting, when •H had finally penetrated to him In the annex, "I suppose you're here about tb$t perfect man stuff?" ir Tfning Mr. Fullerton, who Is perhaps ^'|£wentr-one, and rather pale of skin 'V |»d rather well set up, looked at me C/ from an Infinite distance, and his voice ^%|$lfetMqred anything but a cordial in-

In my presence.

3^—that perfect man stuff" said he. Then you are the perfect, man"?" I ^|woter©d. ^Tbs newspapers hare been calling

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do they can you the perfect

tpwn,** I asked him, 'if you are not In tyery truth the perfect man "Why,'* said he, "do people do any^pAlwag foolish—^unless some joker puts up to it? Did you ever hear of a fcl named O'Hara?" bad to admit I never had.

t1 ?n ancient unmarried female eugenlst, "whwe interest In me was purely impenwnal and scientific. Tor the future good of the race,' she said. Now 't .what do I care about the future good ,!l the race?" "What was It she wanted to do?" ."She wanted," said Mr. Fullerton, "to find what she called 'a mate' for roe.

She was surj she could do it if I'd give

t.her

a free hand. So I know now how dog feels when they get to discussing

v-- breeding In his presence/*-—New York World,

GOAT ADOPTS BABY GIRL, Animal Walks Jnto Kitchen Each Morning and Waits for Infant.

RAiiwAT, N. J., Oct. Sw—Ida Xockwood, three months old, whose mother died a few months ago, owes her life --to a pet goat. The baby girl was i Cbrought here from New York lmmedlj|itely after the mother's death and plaoed In charge of the aunt The aunt V* procured a goat and taught the infant "to nurse from the animal in the natural way. -The child at that time weighed only

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pounds and Bhowed indications of tuberculosis. Now after nearly three Jtnonths the child weighs twelve and pne-half pounds and 1m pronounced «ccceptlonally right and active.

In the morning as soon as the members of the nousehold arise the goat walks into the kitchen and waits until the baby is brought out to "breakfast."

NOBODY TO PICK IT.

I^ffruit is Spoiling on Man/ Farms In England. LONDON, OcL 2.—Thousands of ''•Jmb of fruit are spoiling on English i&xxxa for want of labor to pick It.

Complaint is made that hundreds of 'Intelligent and well educated women have gone to these farms to pick the fruit, only to return, because af the miserable conditions under which they were asked to live and the pettyness with which they were treated.

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Mr. Fullerton, "you're

$i that's all I can say. If It hadn't '•tk ^SSbeen for him I should hot have had to mttngb. all this silly stuff." him how Mr. O'Hara had

Mr Fullerton, still speak-

f"lO|3|ng from out tt(» gloom of the ldng ^imA.rctl9:-night, "a few weeks ago some ^convention of tallorp or other got to^'^^gether and gave out their opinion of -I I^^what constituted a perfect man from STi^fSrthelr peouliar point of view.', Their $ J^|d|aJ dummy, don'tyou know—so many -'ttrahd-the chest and hips, and

V, ^r.the spine and through the ears and I know what more A And O'Hara ^JrpjjCftd my measurements in the gym. \'t^sy happened to pretty much coinil'PS^k^tfde» «nd he had to give them out, of ^I'^s-^urse, apd the papers thought it iX ,v. funded like what you chaps call 'a k '^Story* and printed it broadcast. |f^V#'vTS° then, the deluge. The letters, ,\y' sfmA all that sort of thing. For in^stance, some chap in Somerville wrote

/to ask If I'd sell him a suit of my old ,lclothes. From what he'd read, he said, tu he thought he and I were about of the 'same build. Also, he added, he'd ^bought an old suit from a Harvard ^«ode«it once before. Only paid $5 for *y"it, and It lanted him three years! And ^then/there was the girl who wrote to pay she considered my measurements

Jfrrtte ideally masculine, and would like

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know

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I considered she sized up

Li-, a woman. She sent her measureI ^. |nents along.

"And then there was—the eugenlst,

HOGS ON JAG FROM CHERRY PITS THROWN INTO SLOP NARKA, Kas., Oct. 2—Some of the citizens of Narka had the opportunity a few- days ago of witnessing a number of intoxicated hogs. V- H- Greuter, the owner, noticing their queer actions and thinking the animals sick, called* a veterinary, who pronounced them drunk.

T/hen the owner began to figure out where they had found the booze in prohibition Kansas, and finally concluded that his BWine had become intdxicated from cherry pits dumped into the jilOp, and these, standing in the for several days, had. gone ugh, a process of fermentation.

A demonstration that we have gone to the expense of having a special factory expert here to explain, in detail, the progress that has been made, year by year, /in the building of Acorn Eanges and Heaters.

Don't take a chance and buy a cheaply made or unknown range or heaterbuy it here where you can buy an Acorn with 89 years of stove building experience built into it. Don't take a chance and buy a range because it is good looking, "dolled up" on the outside, buy it here where you can buy an Auorn with the best firebox, the best oven and the best flues ever built into any range at any price. Don't take a chance and buy a heater that "looks good," buy one that is1

Is Baking True and Positive, Not Sometimes, But Always

finest broad, rolls, pie and cake you ever saw or ate.

Come in and investigate this Acorn Range With 38 years stove building experience behind it. Come in Monday. Ranges on display as low as

Scott & Hart Stove and Furniture Co., City. Gentlemen: I think you are entirely too conservative in saying ithat the Acorn Range you sold me would save one-third of my coal bill—you .should have said it would burn only one-half a« much coal as the range we had.

has the best oven, the best firebox and the best flues ever built into any range at any price. Come in and investigate it this week while we are baking and cooking on it—investigate Its fuelsaving, hot blast firebox, its dependable oven, and,. Its., ever-poslt'lye drawing flues.' Come in and see the firebox convert the fumes and smoke—convert it into gas and burn it. Come in and make us prove that it will save one-third of you* coal bill. See-—test all these claims that we make, and then as you go home, stop in and ask your neighbor how she likes her Acorn Range— you'll find one in your own square cooking three square meals a day and baking the

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I don't, for the life of me, see how my wife does as muoh cooking and baking as she does do, using so small an amount of coal. My wife takes a keen delight in cooking and baking since I bought her "tA.com Range—she says it Is a real pleasure to see her bread and cakes bake so evenly and well.

I cheerfully recommend Acorn Ranges to anyone wanting a really good range. Very truly yours, JAMBS E. HORTON.

$23.75

$5.00 Allowance On Yeur Old Stove Read What James Hortan Says

MFUM, MEXICAN WAR FLAG. Battered Relic of '46 Brought Forward by Butte (Mont.) Chinese.

BUTTE, Mont., Oct. 2,-^Louie Quon Loy, mayor of Butte's Chinatown, unfurled a frayed American flag which has a history. The emblem was carried in tfae Mexican war in 1846 by Captatry hej-erd, an old-timer well known in Butte. The captain presented the flag to I^ouie. The colors of the flag are somewhat dimmed and the name of the captain has been sewed in the emblem. TJiere was quite a ceremony among this Chinese when Loij^ie and hie boys feted Up the, decorations at his store. 1 i,

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TERRE HAUTE TRIBUNES*

Buy It Here—Now—and Save $

This Telegram Tells the Whole Story

When these two cars are gone the price goes up. But don't buy it here, even until you have examined, critically, each and every range and heater in our stock. ^4 though we are the largest stove dealers in the whole state of Indiana, until you Don't buy it even from us until you have given the range or heater you ^vant a nav^ investigated thoroughly, each and every statement we make. Don't buy it very rigid inspection. Don't buy your range or heater until you visit our

Acom Baking and Heating Dmmstratkm

All Week at Our at Onr Main Store-303 Wabash Ave.

Save $5.00. Buy It Here-Now-On Scott & Hart's Liberal Credit Terms This Acorn Range

Here's the ^Handsome $89 Acorn Combination Coal and Gas Range That We Are Going to Give Away

If you do not feel like buying a new Range or Heater before qelllng your old one, we will buy It from you—allow you to trade it in as first payment on a new one.

That's what we keep our

Second Hand Store

1336 Wabash Ave.

for. If you do not feel like buying a new Range or Heater remember our second-hand store always has on hand excellent bargains in used Ranges and Heaters that have been traded in for new ones-—so, remember—you can buy it at our second-hand store on the easiest kind of

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Friday, Oct. 6 at 2 o'clock

It is a complete 4hole A^orn Coal Range operating independent of the gas section and a handy gas range with a regulation 5-burner top—a coal and gas

range combined into a compact, sightly range taking up very little more room than an ordinary range.

Come in and see it—it's a beauty. Be sure to call at our main store—303 Wabash Ave., and get an invitation before Friday.

ALASKA GAS COAL CO..

Old Phones—TOO and 2887 New Phone M066

HUALIITY, QUANTITY, SATISFACTION, GUAAANTKED If oar customers are not Mntiafied, we will refund the money and give yon the beat eoal In Indiana for nothing. Good aonthern eoal. at our yardi for 92J25 per ton and up.

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good—-an Acorn—-and buy one that will not only heat your home comfortably, but heat it at little cost, Come in—watch the Acorn Range turn out the finest biscuits, rolls and cake you ever saw or ate. Come in and see the Acorn Areoflame and Airblast burn th,V(, cheapest kind of slack coal, and yet, radiate more heat than the ordinary heatei*^ will radiate, using sound lump coal. Come in and see these two heaters burn, notonly the slack coal,- but the gas coming from the coal, too.

Come in—you owe it to yjonrself and your pocketbook to investigate our claimtf that we can sell you a range or heater with 89 years of stove building experienced behind it, at the price of a cheaply made, unknown brand.

Make us prove to 'you beyond any question pf a doubt that this

Aeroflame Acorn

The heater with 89 ye*rs stove buildin® experience behind it will heat your home comfortably the coldest da-y this winter, burning nothing but the cheapest kind of slack coal. Come in while we are demonstrating it and have us show you how the Air-blast fire pot heats your floors first and then draws the air through Its four areoflarne .flues, givltig you one^fourth more warmed air circulation, using one-third as much coal as the ordinary heater •wrill use.

Come in and mq,ke us prove to you beyond any question of a doubt that it positively Ttfill heat your home comfortably day after day this winter, burn nothing but cheap slack coal and heat it in threefourths the time that it would take another heater.

Come in while we are demonstrating it, ,and have us show you and prove to you that it positively will do these things we claim for it. Be sure to come this week. Heaters on display as low as

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