Daily Tribune, Volume 17, Number 21, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 21 December 1902 — Page 15

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"She is an angel." "But she paints."

H1-' "Did you ever see an angel that wasn't painted?"

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A grasshopper sat on an oM gray stone. "I've tarried too long and lingered too And lie h'.-iived a sl*h and uttered a late,

And I wish I were dead." And lay dead on itiy bier.

woodpecker sat on a blue-beech tree,

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the way that he grubbed was good moan. to .see— The wocdpecker glanced at the old gray ••die gwas a business bird stone, fe wipuld peck and sing, and he'd sing And the prize did espy and peck. And down went he with a whir and a And a grub would get it right in the neck whizz,

When the chance occurred. And th.it he made it a matter of bizz You 11 most kindly infi r.

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"Yes, spnnie, I'm advance agent for Santv Claus jest trot me out a piece of pie an' I'll size up yer chimney for him."

CONSISTENCY.

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The time has gone by for taking a skate,

lie plaintively said: And the- autumn is here •?Tiie summer is ended, the harvest is The sky's overcast, ai.d the rain will o'er, com*- down, $?rvisinns nro scarce, instead of galore. And if I don't freeze I surely shall drowi

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He is very busy, working for good little boys md girls.

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She-^Do you think a man can be good on a dollar a day? He—He can't afford to be very bad.

"Woman," resumed the fraje.u philosopher, "is a curiouff creature. Now, my wife kept at me until I bought a watchdog to keep tramps away. And it wasn't a week until she was hiring every tramp that oame along to take the dog out for a walk."

Dr r?d NV^1 herd's something I've been wiling with great success for It will raise a luxuriant head oa hair in a lew wBeks!

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SANTA CLAUS IN HIS TOY FACTORY.

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"1 got *10 for a jiMte/' "That's good pay. isn't It?" "Yes had to sell it twenty times to get that for it.'

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The Kid—Hi! Don't you reinember me? I'm de boy wot carried yer grip as a a

Farmer —Oh! air ye! I been iayln' fer thet young thief! Biff! Biff!"

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The Kid— Sa-a-y! How was I Lt know he'd had his old uatchel stole?

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"Cmild you love a brunette?" "Why, I don't krtow: did love oti« once and mi 4ay trefct in iMv.W. •esser'a and when she came out she was a blonde."

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