Daily News, Volume 2, Number 26, Franklin, Johnson County, 18 September 1880 — Page 3

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'.rURDAY.

SEPT. 1«. 1880.

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ft was ahandsomp tailor-ma^, from fiea^ to^lbot, Who |pft his press-board, goose and pan,

To ipt and press hte sn'.t.

JTIs lady met lilm sneeringly, Her style was rather

:'),p took Ida measure with her eye. Then said. "My dashing blade, You mast not raise your hopes to high

With phrases ready-made.

"Uu, take your shears and cntyoor throat And from m* ke^p'aioof,

Conaiidroms.

A BIO LOT OR THEM, SOME NEW, AND SOME OLD ACQUAINTANCES.

What is that which a cat has, but no other animal? Kittens. What did Queen Elizabeth take her pills in? In cider (inside her.)

Why is a dead doctor like a dead duckl Because they both have done quacking. If I were to see you riding on a donkey, what fruit should I be reminded of' A pair.

How is it a man more thoroughly appreciates good coffee when he's smoking than at any other time? Because then lie's smoker (mocha) himself.

Why was Blackstone like an Irish vegetable? Because he was a common tat nr. Why is an egg like a colt? Because it isn't fit for use till it's broken.

If a Colt's pistol has six barrels, how many ought a horse pistol to have? Give it up.

Why-is a professional thief very comfortable? Because he takes things easy. Why are cowardly soldiers like tallow candles? Because when exposed to the fire they run.

When does a man have to keep hie word? When no one will tnke it. When are kisses sweetesl? When sir-up-titiously obtained.

Why are two young ladies kissing each other an emblem of Christianity Because they are doing unto each other as thev would men should do unto them.

Why are pipes all humbugs? Because the best of them are meer-shams. #How pan you get anew set of teeth inserted gratis? Go into somebody else's garden, where they keep a big dog, and kick him.

Why is a good husband like dough Because a woman needs him. State the difference between a grocei selling a pound of sugar, and an apothecary's boy with a pestle and mortar One weighs a pound, the other pounds away.

Why is it easy to break into an old man's house? Becalise his gait is broken and his locks are few.

When doe^a son not take after liif father? When his father leaves him nothing to take.

Is there a word In the English language that contains all the vowels? Yes unquestionably.

Wliv is a woman's beauty like a $10 greenback Because when once changed it soon goes.

Why should not ladies and gentlemen take castor oil? Because it is only intended for working people.

How many sides a to pitcher? Two Inside and outside. What is the proper length for ladies' crinoline? A little above two feet.

What word is it which, by changing single letter^ becomes its own opposite Untied united.

What three words did Adam use when he introduced himself to Eve, which read backwards and forwards the same? "Madam, I'm Adam."

Why was Eve made For Adam's Express Company. What is that which is put on the table and cut, but never eaten? A pack of cards.

When a boy falls into the water, what is the first thing he does? He gets wet. Which is the greatest number, six dozen dosen or half a dozen dozen? Why, six dozen dozen of course fsix dozen dozen being 804, and half a dozen dozen 72.

Why is twice ten like twice eleven Because twice ten are twenty, and twice eleven are twenty-two (too.)

What is that which, the "more yon take from it the larger it grows? A hole Why is the letter like a pig's tail« Because its at the end of pork.

Why are hogs more intelligent than humans? Because they nose (knows) everything..

How do you spoil "blind pig" in letters? G—without an I. What makes wore noise than a pig iu a sty? Two pigs.

What makes a pet dog wag his tail when he sees his master Because heV got one to wag.

What's the difference between an old maid and a girl fond of a red-haired Irishman One loves ft old and parrots the other. Pat and carrots.

What tt that Wands aloft and regulates onr daity movements, yet feels no interest in our concerns airects when to go and when to come, yet cares not whether we attend or not still, thus indifferent to onr fate, he often strikes a heavy blow to ur^e us on, and we feet no resentment when the reproof is given 1 A clock.

If yon were invited to a balU what single wort! would call the musicians to their post, aud, at the same time, teH yoa the hoor to b«gin dancing? At ten dance (attendance.}

Who waa

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And said, by year» of contact, hh Had grown f» tw a goose.

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I am not what Iaeero."....,

Tv«» often seen you fwul a coal, Now you may pad the hoof."

T!w tailor's heart with grief was torn, II sadly wandered back Although frock Cants were U»e» mncb worn,

Hta love gave hi in the sac^c. Jt.it SOUII he found the cause of this The cutter caused his rout, And spoiled his suit and marred bis bli* »r he had cut him out.

Then, like a cabbage wilted down, The sad yodng tailor died The cause was whispered in the town. "A Imd stitch In the side."

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Whv ia a dirty niaii like ttannel Bfr cattse he shrinks from washing. Why is a pair of skates like Kpble": Beratige they have both occasioned the foil of man. "What is the beet day for making pancake*? Friday.

first to swear in thit

toridt Kw, Ho* ioj Wh«a Atfans asked Iwsr if he* j&krbt take a ki«s, «h •aid, I doot care A-dam

you do,

llow loiw did Cain hat« hi* brother? A« long a* he was Abel.

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W liy is a tiirt like an india-rubber bail: Because she's emptv, yet full of bounce. If Old Nick should lose his tail, where should he to get another? To a grog shop, because there bad spiriU. are retailed.

Why is a man hung better than a vagabond? Because "lie has visible means of support.

Why is an umbrella like a pan-cake? Because its seldom seen after Lentil Ifl What goes most against a farmer's grain? His reaper.

What is most like a horse's foot? A mare's. Why is money often-moist Because its frequently dew (due) in the morning and mist (missed) at night.

Why does a man permit himself to be henpecked? Because he's* chicken* hearted.

Why are bookkeepers like chickens* Because they have to scratch fbr a living Why are lawyers like shears? Because tbey don't cut each other, but only whaj comes between them.

What is the difference between a fish, erman and a lazy schoolboy One bait his hook, and the other hates his book

What is that which every one can di vide, but no one can see where it ha* been divided? Water.

Why is the Ohio river like a drunken man? Because it takes.*-in too niucb Monongahela at Pittsburgh, runs past Wheeling, gets a Licking opposite Cincinnati, and falls below Lousville.

When is jthe Hudson river good for the eyes? 'When its'eve (high) water. Tell us ihe best way to make the hours go fast? Use the spur of the moment.

What did Jack Frost say when he kissed the violet? Wilt thou? And it Wilted.^,- riKf't.1*

If a tree w'ere to break a window, what would the window say Tre-mend-ue. What did the rose say to the sun Blow me,

Ah! but what did the sun' say to the rose? You be blowed. Why was Ruth very rude to Boaz? Because she pulled his ears and trod on his corn.

When will water stop running down hill?! Why when it*ge& to. the'pottdbi. My first is my second 'and my whole. Pa-pa.

Why do old maids wear mittens? To keep off the chaps. When was Napoleon I. most shabbily dressed When out at Elba (elbow.)

Why is a shoemaker like a true lpver Because he is faithful to the last. What is the difference between a donkey and a postage stamp? One you lick with a stick, the other you stick with a lick. jT'i Ki

Why is a steel trap like the small-pox Because its catching. Why is a dog's tail a great novelty Because no one ever saw it before.

Why are bald-headed men in danger of dying? Because death.,loves,ashiningmark.

What's the difference between a French pastry cook and a bill-sticker? One pufls up paste, the other pastes up puffs.

What is that which we often return, /et never borrow? Thanks. How can you shoot 120 hares at one shot? Fire at a wig.

When is a door not a cioor? When it is a jar (ajar.)

IN ALL WEATHERS.—It was once a problem in mechanics to find a pendulum which should be ecpially long in all weathers—which should make the same number of vibrations in the summer's heat and in the winter's cdld. They have now found it out. By a process of compensations they make the rod lengthen one way as much as it contracts^ an other •JO that the ^center of motion is always the same the pendulum swings the rnme number of beats in a day of January as in a day of June and the index travels over the dial plate with the same uiiifbrtaity, whether the heat tries to lengthen or the cold to shorten the propelling power.' isow. the moving power in some men's minas is sadly susceptible of surrounding influences. It is not principle, but feeling, w-hicli forms4lreh pendulum rod and accgrding as

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variable material is affected, their hide® creeps or gallops, they are swift, or slow ^n the work given the fin to do. But priiifiple is like the cqanp^nsa^Qn rod, Which nefther lengthens iti' the fangrnM lioitt nor shortens in the, brisker cold but does the same work day by dav. whether the ice winds whistle or the snnnVm

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TiIBOBSEBVATIVK PotVEE OF WOMEN-T-Wonien are of far more sensitive aud nimble minds than mpn, and can better -See through others. Their orsr suspicious nature often fancies things to be passiug in those they are inspecting, but also often hits ou what is really going on within our bosoms. They connect the attack with its emisn they see into the Llucket where resentment is lurking. Thrift il4dt-6eeiflg of women has often jistouuded rae-j-even of women little remarkable fbt abilities. It seemed as if' their passiopa ?supjJi«d lorce to their intellect aud sh&rpened their wits. I have known a jealous woirfa^ actually to know what passed within the mind of her lover, and her rival, as if she could see throtigh1 their breasts to scan itheir thoughts and examine tli«r designa

A Suggestion for Whist Players. In his book on "Whist" Cavendish gives an admirable method of shutting up a nuisance who ifi to he met with at three tables out of four. This is the "If you had" partner who, after every hand, informs you that "if you had done so and so we should have made so and so." This is the rem«dy:' ^IMy favorite retort is to ask if he has ever heard'the jtory of 'your uncle .and your aunt 7 If he has, he does not want to hear, it again, and is silentlfilf lie liis not Aiidl innocently falls into the trap by expressing adeeire to: hear it, say^id a solamn'voice: "If your aunt had been a man she would have been jrour vncle." ."•1 .'I.,.. J..—J.

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CHILDHOOD.—The

Morna —An exchange saya that «^1J ««ce of paper or linen moistened with spirits of turpentine and pot into a chert, or trunk, for a single day, two or three time* a year, will positively keep ttoChr away (ton ail eloth« tfcsrrin contained. „l •.» S"»

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Bible ji|fltly»/

Iiiiig isinore common thanro hear the Bible extolled, and yet there is reason to fear that it is greatly neglected. The number of copies which have been printed during this century is enormous, and the books printed in elucidation of it are innumerable. Nevertheless, Christians generally read the Bible far t-oo little, and if they felt it of the importance they profess, they would undoubtedly be far better acquainted with it

Old members of churches show oftentimes a remarkable ignorance of important passages in it, and probably many a minister who can give a satisfactory com-

of its doctrines, would be greatly um if called upon to give any dareful analysis of the special burden of some one epistle.

The Bible is really the school-book of the church. The Christian is a disciple, a learner, and the book isgiven him that he riiay acquire knowledge to the school of Christ It is a grand description which is given of a saint of apostolic times, that he was an "old disciple." There is ever something new to learn, and the Christian who is most advanced in years, if willing to learn, can constantly discover truths which he has hetetofore overlooked, or failed to properly appreciate.

Many church members, it is to be feared, scarcely ever read the Bible, and except as their knowledge of Christian truth is enlarged by church services, they have made no progress in years. Yet truth is presented to us as the appointed means for our guidance in this life, and for our attaining preparedness for the life to come. We are to be sanctified by the truth, and by the truth we are to grow into Christ in all thingB. A Christian

character of real power can never exist apart from careful meditation on God's Word. There is need of a stronger, more robust Christian life, and the only means by which it can be secured is by Christians drawing supplies from the Word. "I have written unto you, young men," said the Apostle John, because you are strong, and the Word of God abidetli in you."

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Let, then, every Christian reader consider whether he" ought not and cannot give more time to the study of the Word of God. A well-formed plan, which, if resolutely adhered to, for the daily study of God's Word, would give us speedily a vast accession to the moral power of the churches.

ha Noah's Tomb. ..'-i-: A road practicable for wheeled vehicles eads from here along the plain to Baalbec, distance about forty miles—a pleasant road, for the first hour skirting the lower Lebanon spurs, and winding between hedges of roses in bloom, and through highly-cultivated country. I turned off from it before it became hot 'and dull, at the village of Muallaka, celebrated as containing the mortal remains of Noah, whose tomb is shown to the credulous stranger. Its dimensions are 104 feet long by 10 broad, and it conveys some idea of the human race before they evolved backward, as it were, to their present dimensions. As Noah lived to the age of 950 years, and built an ark large enough to contain specimens of every living thing on the face of the globe, there seems to be no reason wnv he himself should not have been over 100 feet high.

How TO PREVENT SNEEZING,—How to prevent sneezing was the subject of several communications in the New York Sun recently. One correspondent says that if a person desires to avoid sneezing, let him press upward—from underneath —the nasal cartilage. ,To do this elegantly use the mouchoir, and press with considerable force. This is the method adopted by duck hunters when lying in the marshes, if their proximity to the water gives them an inclination to sneeze, since the least noise would frighten away'the ducks. Another writer, who is an old soldier, says that the easiest way to stop an inclination to sneeze without attracting any attention is to press the tongue as far back against the roof of the mouth as possible for a lew seconds.

It. is a never-failing remedy.

Avoid boisterous talk or rowdy conduct on the street.

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Have already been sold in-this country and in France,every ono of which haw (ftv- *, en perfect HHIInfliction, and haw performed cures every time when used according'-^ to directions.

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That the Pad fails to cure. This Great.,Remedy will positively and permantly cure Lumbago, kmc back, Sciatica, Gravel, Diabetes, Dropsy, Bright's Disease of the Kidneys, Incontinuenco and Retention of the Urine, Inflamatioji of the ,, Kidney's Catarrh of the Bladder. High Colored f. Urine. Pain in the Back, Side or Loins, Ncrvoim Weakness, and in fact all disorders of the Bladder and Urinary Organ* whether contracted by private disease or otherwise.

LADIES, if you are mi lie ring from Female Weakness. Lenoecarrhea, or any dlneaae of the ~. Kidney«. Bladder, or Urinary Organs,

YOU CAN »B «:BED!

\^lthont swallowing nanseons medicines, by simply wearing r*^PROF. GHJILMETE'S

FRENCH KIDNEY PA1),

WHICH CURES BY ABSORPTION. Ask your druggist for Prof. Guiimettc's French Kldncv Pad. andtake no other if he has not got if. fend fiiOO and yoa wiJl receive the by retuff mall. aasnMojriAi,s .r««lgc

Buchanan, Lawyer, Toledo, X, says: •'One of. Prdf. Gnilmette's JPrench Kidney Jsds1 cared me of Lumbago in tnred 'weeks* tlore. My case had been given np by the best Doctor^ as incurable. During all this time'I suffered sntolc agony and large sums of money.

Gteorge Vetter, i. P.. Toledo. O.. ways: "I aaffered for three yearn with Sciatlca and Kidney Disease, and ofMrn bad to go about on rnitches, I was entirely aud permantly ctired after wearfng Prof. Gnllrnette French fUflnay Pad four weeks." ?H

Qi#e K. Scott, Sylvania. O.. writo*: ^, tf •'Ihave been a great snflerer for J5 years with Bright's Disease of the Kidne/s. For weeks at tt

time was unable to get out of bed to6k bamlH of medicine, bat they gave me oaJytemporary re- fs Hef. I wore two of Prof. Guilmette a Kidney Pads *ijt weeks, and I now know I am entirely enred/*

tiie time to my bed, .. weakness. I wtm one of Oaflmette'* Kidney

writes: __ I sufferwi for mer years-with bine back and hi three weet* pmevm carrd by ^wear-

ilia one of Prof, (inilrrtette Kldficy Pads. ff. F. Keerffog. *. Dnt^tet. TsifalWM,* led., when sendMig in an order rat Kidney Pads.« writes: v'l-wotemeof

cctved more beoelSt from lt^ tltari anything lever" In Het PadK better general aatia-. remedy ever soid.7*

nMld. faction thaa any ..-- -------.- Ray Hho®»iak«r, muagi«t» liannibal. Mo., **We are working ap a lively tradejip your Patls. aad are hearing of good «*«lt* from them every day."= :U -. ...

Prof. SolImette'R French Liter P*A."f Will positively care Fever and Agne. Dnmb Agtis, Xgoe pi*.

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