Daily News, Franklin, Johnson County, 6 March 1880 — Page 2

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ington. JDU., by Holmes & Spurgin. It is well conducted, and in as neat aa—Well, a# the DAILY NEWS.

Cot/mm, STRRroHT's farm in Benton county, ha* produced 108 steers which have been Isold for $®,040.—Iadi&nap<Ai»

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Perhaps the Colonel knows hoW "keep his fences in order."

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TJSK Itw parsed by the Indians Legislature againxt he trarnisheeing of a man's wage* unless there was over two months of wages due him, has effectually stopped the. garnisheeing of wages of railroad employes, a practice which had often become quite annoying to railroad officials, and often was an injustice on the employe.,

THE article to IK* found elsewhere from the Grand Army Gazette is prinfad for the Information it contains of the plan of organization of the Society. The interest manifested throughout this and other States, in the organization is remarkable, and is an evidence that the men who fought for the Nation remember what they did it for.

KJSAHJIEY.

Kearney took up a collection in the Hand Lots to build a gallows to hang the' Chinese. The dimes came rolling iu, but up to this time the gallows has not been built, neither has there been any account of the money collected. Kearney has an eye on the almighty dollar well as on the workingman. Evidently his lore for that individual reaches no higher than the pocket.

THE editor of the Erpress, who was in Indianapolis, during the session of the Republican State Committee last Thursday, very justly says: "The defeat of Col. Henry 8. Lane is much to IM regretted. He was President Of the first Republican National Convention at Philadelphia, in lbSfl, and was entitled,as long as his name was proposed, to be appointed a delegate. He has attended every Republican National Convention, we believe, except that ©f 1878. His alternate could have^ supplied his place lu the event of his inability to act. That is what alternate delegates are for.".

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THK Herald is glad to announce that it has not only retained all of Its old corps of able contributors, but it has added other brilliant names to the list, as the

ist, present, and future issues, of the will bear witness. This is a suffix cient answer to the malicious misrepresentations of the Herald in certain interested quarters.

The above appears in the Indianapolis Herald of this morning. Our old friend Dooley has not been in the editorial harness a* long aa George Harding, and is not so proficient in sarcastic invective, but that he will make the Herald as good, and purer In tone, as of old, we do not for a moment doubt

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We are glad to see that Hon R. B, P. Peirce, of Crawfordsville, has determined to he a candidate for the Republican Congressional nomination in the Eighth district. Mr Peirce Is a self-made man, who by sturdy, hard work got an education and has made a fine position for himself in the front rank of attorneys. He is a man of convictions and principles, a strong man, just such as are needed In Congress, and if he Is selected the Eighth district will have a representative who can be depended upon in every way. Mr Peirce will bring strength to any ticket he is nominated on. and credU to the people he represent*. He Is one of those men who are always found faithful and able, wherever placed. 7,

The DAILY NBWR cordially endorses the above, from the Indianapolis New*. Both the gentleman aspiring to the honor of the Republican nomination, from Montgomery county, are personal friends of the editor of this paper, and between the two it would be difficult for him to make a choice, if the knowledge came to hist at the same time that each was a candidate In tliis tastanr*. the writer expressed his preference for Mr Kennedy in a public journal, before lie knew of the candidacy of Mr Peirce. Either gentleman would honor a seat in Cong/ca* both are Republicans from principle—and either would make a lively canvas* against Mr. O p. Davis and Mr Voortaee*. or Mr. 11 anna, or any other man.

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THIS DAILY NEW# would suggest to the paper* of the Eighth district that they get accustomed to spelling Mr. Peirce's name1 correctly. In case ft should go on the ballots &H usually printed, it might invalidate hi» election. It is Ptt'rce. and not

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the constitutional questions, and with the arguments pro ana coa.whicfij have been presented from time to time by the ablest speaker* and writers. More than this, it is an evidence of the man's character— firm, earnest and sincere. So man can read it and not feel that the principles enunciated are rooted in his very nature, and that, let come what :may, ni& adherence to them cannot he kh&kep.

There are few abler and no better men in the State than Mr Kennedy,'and the people of this district, having in their keeping the interests and the reputation of Indiana, owe it to themselves to put him in a position where hts character and ability can be of greater use to them. They ought to esteem it trt a privilege to be represented by such a man, and untit persons of his type are sought out andput forward, Indiana canttot^take rank* with those States which make it a rule to' select their bravest and best men. Real ability is usually coupled with modesty. Hence it must be sought if it is to be used, and if Mr Kennedy is ever to represent Indiana in Congress or elsewhere, it will be only when the people of his district seek his services. Sir Kennedy is not a, showy mau. In the legislative session of 1875 he was seldom on his feet, and never except when some importaet question was

But when he did speak, the

ouse listened. Members soon came to recognize him as a thorough man, full of his subject, and ready to meet every argument not based on the truth. He bears the same reputation at the bar. The law and facts are at his command, and mm long acquaintance with bis methods and his character, court and jury have learned never to question his statements.!

How thoroughly he has mastered the questions touching the life of the government is evidenced by his Terre Haute speech. There ia nothing immature or immaterial in it. He goes to the bottom of State rights, particularly to the, right of coercion, grounding himself on principles which should be reiterated ,in every school house in the Eighth District. Let it be hoped, therefore, that Republicans will give him such an opportunity by making bur. their candidate for Coiigresa., 1--X

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Tlieitt toe Memberw of* tfllijtl'tw able Men. In the telegraphic report of the proceed*1 ings in the House yesterday, the* follbwftig debate is given, between G. C. Hnzeltoh, Rep., of Wisconsin, and A. J. Warner, Dem., of Ohio. Each of these gentlemen are paid $5,000 a year—write Hon. before their names:

Hazleton, rising to coirect the Tecord, stated that last night he had replied to a speech made by the gentlemen from Ohio, [Warner], in which that gentleman had alluded to the pensioners of the Govern-) ment aa "hospital pimps." On looking over the record thta morning he found that the port ion of the speech to which he had replied had been stricken out.-r [Laughter].' He would not have referred to the circumstance but for the, fact ihat it was the custom of.the gentleman from Ohio to strike out portions of hia speeches. He [Hazletqn] had made three OE four speeches, and they had gone home, but the objections to which they tetilied having been removed bv the party himself, hia constituents could not appreciate thetn. [Laughter]. He had obtained a manuscript copy of the notes of the oftidal reporter, and he wished to have the record corrected in conformity with it.®

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Warner said that he had not had time"fo refer to the notes of the speech of the

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entleman from Wisconsin [Hazleton], he was certain, and a number of gentlemen agreed with him, that aotne change at least had been made in that speech.

Hazleton—Not a word byme. Warner said that he had usedthfc vfoWiJ "hospital pimps," which he had desired at the time to ask might be strickeh out/ but now that the matter was brought up, he was inclined to think that his specch as he had made it, was best. In striking it out, however, he had done nothing more than was done by every member pt the House.

Hazleton expressed his wiHitigness to have the official reporters state Whether he had made the slightest changtf in his speech. He was satisfied that the gentleman from Ohio knew when he made the insinuation (for he was not brave enough to charge it openly), that he had altered his speech, mat he had never changed one word or letter of the reporter's notes. Furthermore, this was an old trick of the gentleman from Ohio. Whenever that gentleman had made a declaration which had been replied to, and he had aot liked the reply or character of what he had stated, he had in the night time, in bis secret chamber, struck out what w*s objectionable to himself, leaving the reply, as naked and bald as a mountain top. [Laughter]. ,,, ,, .r ^,1

Warner—I deny that absolutely and the geatleman cannot undertake Co refer to a single case of that kind. I denounce that as a falsehood here and now.

Hazleton—For which I will hold the gentleman responsible. A Republican member—Pray don't, Mr Haxelton:not with daggers ana coffee and pistols. [Loud laughter.1

Warner denied that he Had applied the term "hospital pimps'" to pensioners, hut only to certain of the pension claimaota before Congress. If the gentleman from Wisconsin thought to fxigEte&bim he was mistaken. He [Warner] knew very well that the gentleman had never been ia the army, lhathehad beea aa^doaa to the Canada border as he could gjet* and that he remained so far in the rear aa to be beyond the roar of the loudest cannon. [Laughter]

Haalecoit—I am not summed that the gentleman stands on the floor ib Wow his own trumpet for what he did in the war. near as I find it he was wounded early.

shoot a soldier in wc I»K tdnl/.#ay-li ¥id£ hfirtfjn itmrlaim my own dead a I rafar thin House and the country to the record, in cffiaSUgWI atod^n fantp&ofe fcdTieginning otilieWu to Hhe tai- refer- the

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ntleman to the Peninsula, to South ountai*, t»Aatielam^ where fc*««iffered as severely as aay man in that battle. No man suffered more and lived th&i' I did. I refer him to the reports of my superior dfflfeers. A gentleman who staid at noma. who haa- ao bettor opirit than to come here and assail t|rt:character, of a 86l&e? of which he knoWs pothipgt tie8erves the ehaiacter I have given him. i& r-+~«4

Hazleton—Did you not assail my man-1 hood, and ciuu^ in Canada? [Laughter]. ^-4^

The matter here dropped, and the House adjournedJintU Jtoadky.

THE GRAND ARMY.

The Grand Army., of the Repulse is composed of soldier^ sailors and marines and honorably discharged soldiers anasailors pf TEe amy andTnavy arid marine corps of the United States who Hided ^in maintaining the honor, integrity and supremacy of the National Government duffing the rebellion! The objects of the order are to preservp and strengthen the union and' fraternal feel it! fife Wnlfch bind together soldierfir^nFiuan^mannes yrho united to suppress the' rebellion1, to aisisT former comrades in arms who need help and prateoiioa, and to extend needful aid to the.widows and orphans of those who haVe fallen. The design of the organization is certainly a ntSbft one. It hono'rt the men who were true to the nation in the hour of-i ts troubles and-inthemoment of its danger. keeps alive |he fire of patriotism, by permitting within ita folds none but those Who fearied not to risk their HVes in the defense of the' National Government. :,i

It has beei) truly said thatt, there are no. frieqdships sp strong as those formed amohg soldiers. Hie ditig^ of me bM-tle-fleld, the feelings that each man is toaf certain exreiit aepffiHeiit f6f~h!S safety upon his eomradea, the hardships endured together, anitd lightened -1 fellowship, establish a "c warmer and more las tin" ships formed in civil11! meeting of two veterans. never seen each otjber before, but the, bronze badge on each breast Shows that they fought bravely arid honorably foi" the Union. There is no need of formal introduction eaclrrecasgniizeritr the other a tried and true man, and t^e hand grip imas hearty andithe greeting to cordial aa if they had been Close friends *for years. Andao they have been, though personally unknown to. each ottot, for th^ have been members of the band 'of patriot sol-: diers whose watch-words are Fraternity among all-who- fought lor the- Union, Charity to our brother patriots and to the widows and xrpfcans cu our dead, and Loyalty to our country now and forevert In the halls of meeting each comrade knows tliat he is ^Ittlnit lide by side With those who were etop&Wirt in arttis, and'1 this knowledge binds still doBer the ties of-

produces. v.V But the cultivation of the IraternjU feelInk i» riot.all for wW6h the Organization was fortried. Former coniradea fri arms, thpee who Are not member*, but who need assistance and protection ar* through ite means, to receive it, while the widows and orphans or' Chose who have been slalii iri bMtie are' not to be forgotten. lis thift latter respect the organizaAkm differs from others of a beneficial character. They make provision ior tha widow* and or-

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Since The" orgialii^ation of The Grand Army of the Republic, nearly 18 jrekf# ago, it has beea the means of doing a great deal of good, both in keeping alive the glow of patriotism which -caused its members to risk Iheir lives for their counU-y, and in protecUM, and caring for the disabled Uniou soldiers and the widows and orphans of those who fell. Hie very name is suggesllve. "Tt awakens thoughts and impulse^ iand impresses upon our minds the fact that there is in our midst a I body of tried and true soldiers who are ready again to ru&UjQ time Jbattle field in defense pf the Republic should it be £U dangered or imperiled. Wlien we men tion the mere 'name"of this or^iinizatioh our hearts beat more quickly, and We feel a patriotic glow stealing all overus. We think of our country, of the datigern and triais through which she passed,' of the battles fought and won in her defense, and we pray God that its unity may never again be threatened, and that nevermore may civil warTntervene Jo check its prosperity! We think df the causes which led to the organization of tho association! and feel glad that it waa formed: to keep alive a spirit of patriotism whose influence extends beyond the membership. It has its impress upon the community and the, Nation. Notji paradeC nofIt, fuiiefal in which ita members participate, blit chf riea with it a moral effect upon ou* citizens, who happen to witness jt. Aged and young admire the men who fought for the Union of the States, and in these demonstrations of remembrance that We have a couhT^ foTTve" Tor coihes over us, and We feel proud that we have been born, and that our lot ha4 been cast in the land of freedom.

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Union. The affeetU»t the respect which the soldiers entertain for each other is proverbial, but when we add to the fact of serving together that other oue—that all were actuated from a desire to save their country—the sentiment iMewstiifl, tod this provision for the famittea Of the fatten, is eminently patriotic sad soldier like. The abovev however, does not embrace ail the objects of t$e organisation It has been formed for aa additional purpose^ viz:

maintain true allegiance to the

United Statea of America, based upon a paramount respect for and fidelity to the national constnution and laws to discountenance Whatever tends to weaken loyalty, incite to insur^ectio% treason, or rebel tion.,orlnanymanner iapairs the effi ctency or permanency,

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on the communUy. The Posts of iCkaimtArny are t^rer-present reto the paepte of thia '4»ttate the immense sacrifices that were made for the Nation's life, and fchfi devotion of the gallant men who went down to death that the Union and liberty bequeathed to a sacred legacy by our fathers, should be kept sacre#a«d ur^uflifed^orOur children.

As citizens, the comrades of the Grand Army naturjdlv feel that the jieedy

who stayed at home and did nothing on behalf of his country. Their votes have weight at the ballot-box—by them they can hold the balance of power, and can at any election defeat a candidate who sympathized with/ tl\C enemies of the Union, and who not only feared, but disliked, to battle for it. Although the association is not political in it* character. j(ef ita members have the right and power to say by their votea. tliat they prefer the election of a comrade, or a soldier even who has not joined their body, to that of one who stayed at home and never did anything in behalf of his country. Being Soldiers, they naturally incline to each other—and all of them desire to place none 111,.

First—A. Precinct organization known as a Poet, officered by a Post Commander, a Senior Vioe Commander, a Junior Vice Commander, an Adjutant, a Quartermaster, a Btirgcou, a Chaplain, a Sei^eantMajor, a Quartermaster-Sergeant, an Officer of the Day, and an Officer of the Guard. Second—A State organization known as the Department of such and such a Stale. This is composed of representatives from the various subordinate Posts in the State, and the chief execu tive officer is known as the Department Commander. Thin!—A National organization composed pf representatives from the various Departments, and known as the National Encampment of the Grand Army of the Republic. The executive officer bears the title of Comma*ler inChief, the office now being held by Wm. Earnshaw, Chaplain Hpi^IQ^on, Ohift. O PTITVIUH

The Commander-in-Chief and the De» paitment Commanders have their regular staffs, and the whole business of the Of der is conducted on a military basis, and with military strictness. The National Encampment is held once a year in s*6riie*lffi?oT^r^rinHpaTHlies.({hIs year it will be held tttftheiSoiakrttf Home, Dayton, in May), at,whiciUlie legislative business for tnegood of wh61e Order is transacted, and which is also made an Occasion of feasting ami jollification. The Departments hokHwoencampment9 every* year^ij^OTiae Pasta. metA .onco-.a week, otliera once, in two weeks. The meetings are made attractive, after business is disposed of, by singing, recitations,' story telling and other diversions, and there are no pleasanter ways of passing an evening than to sit in the room of a good, lively Post and hear the veterans fight theft their battles over again. The Posts exexchange visit* and generally each Post gives two or three "camp fires' in the cool weather, where liard tack, salt horse and beaiis form the staple of the bill of fare. -The Posts have the same )eneflcial organizations, and-the—rttual and Tinwritten forms. ars kSpk sdcredly riemait-ClUpou the decease of a. «0i9|E0d®fi|'®1'"tary ceremunb.s a^rperfoi^).ea at the funeral Jinless objected to by tlie family of the dedeased. tn the performance of 'this latter ditty the tfiembeTS of the To?tt aite etoe#ngly parUcul^r, au deeming,it one df peered character, testifying the re90S entertained hr-lifeth^fe ibf the de1L11

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We hove thus given our readers''WWie® idea tm orafljizatio'n, wMch isiJurelx bdaef'Clal iri iw ch^axacter, 4nd hasno other o)jocis fhan those stated^in the beginning of this aTticle. It has* beeti of great usefulness to its itiembier$hfp i^ the past, and bids fair be of still greater value In the futures May it go on proffering and

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The organization of the Grang Amy 01 the Republic in Nebraska seems now to be in the midst of a revival something like that with Which the churches at this sea: son of the year reanimate the enthusiasm of their own members, and electrify popular interest in the communities about them.' General Paul Varidervoort has been delivering his lecture on AndersonVflle before the different posts throughout Uie State, and has been met everywhere with such manifestations of popular enthuslnsm as reminds one of' the greeting given in. the North to the play of the "Union Spy,'r in the first yeairs 01 peace. At the last National Encampment, at Albany, N. Y„ last June, Nelnraska reported ei#it ptistA, but. iuider, the direcilon, and through! the industrious efforts of Capcain J. S. Woocl, A. A. G. of the G. A. R. in ^st 8tate? this number'has been increased to..sMrty-flve, and it is1 expected that the State^wili be able to report fifty posts at the NatiQMj Encampment at Daytori in June. *j ^1' 11 life

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The production of nickel hsfo become an industry of considerable importance of late yearn. TSie.fint mine wan opened ii* 184^ by an £ogU»h «oip|iaiiy in the Talley or the £oed$L in the mountain district of Soudre-Oubdranda^Ai, but tliis was dfoeed lit 1657 fn cottseorienceof the difficulty of approach and the absence of oemmtukicatienfc Subieqoantly to this, mines were opened at Rtngenke and Bramble, near Skien, and from 18615 there were eleven nickel mines Worted. averaging 3,4S0 tons per annom. lit the latter year the peodoctioit roee to 6^00 tons from fourteen mine* and it radoally increased until 1875, when it attain edits maximum at 34^50 tons. The mater part of this yield la exported in the shape of ore, Norway being the prhiciml sooroe of the nidkei supply, and ftuu^hiac Qtiite one-third of the yield ofthe world. A part of the ore is smelted near the mines, averaging between 1871-5, a yearly mike of 110.600 kilogrammes.

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No man can end with being superior, who will not begin with being inferior. Blushing is a suffusion—least seen in thorn who have the most occasion for it.

Cheerfulness or joyousness is the heaven under which everything not poisonous thrives.

Knowledge without justice becomes craft courage without reason becomes rashness.

Oil yonr mind and your mnnnen^to glVSW§iiVtTielioce8sary suppleifess and flexibility strength a1on4 will not do.

One should not dispute with a. 11^111 wiio^either through sapidity offclikmeleesuefi®, denies pujin 4Md visible truths.

Occasionally complaining about things over which you have 110 control may \lo good, but more frequently will not.

A man has noTight to occupy such high moral grounds that he is constantly so far apove his fellows thftt he can be of 110 earthly assistance to theui.

Ajiy minister can very readily sde that the brother who has not paid his pewrent should not throw too much unction into his prayer.

Eveiy person" has twor educations—one which he receives from others, and one, more important, which he gives hiuisul!.

Any coward can fight a battle when he's sure of winning but it's the brave man who has pluck to fight when he is sure

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It is more necessary to conceal contempt than resentment, the former being never forgotten, but the latter s^metiium forgot. .. if

Very seldom, except in romaneo anq melodramas, does true love beat cunning, ityd simplicity make victorious way against worldly success.—i^rttseVaWrekly)

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41 wvilinl The Fly's Nose. Prof." George Macloskie, of Princeton College, recently read a paper before the New York Academy of Sciences on "The Proboscis of the House-Fly." The wall behind the desk at which the professor stood was decorated for the occasion with diagrams showing highly magnified sec/ titins of the body of the common housefly or

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you may turn them to acidities. Success in most things depends on knowing how long it takes to succeed.

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If mortals could discover the science ol conquering themselves, we should have perfection.

We all haYe our secret sins, and if knew ourselves, we should not judge eaui other harshly.

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what yoacan do well without thought of feme.

The meaning of economy has been foolishly narrowed to be almost synonymous with stinginess.

It is easy to pick holes in other people's? work, but far more profitable to do better work yourself.

Pleasant occupation tends to prolong life, for longevity is much dependent upon the feelings of the mind.

Don't carry yoiy head so high that yon cannot See stumps in your way, over which you may stumble.

A succulent diet, delicate and well attended to, repulses for along time the exterior appearance of old age.

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some pictures of exaggerated^cockroac|W ee ana a representation of an enormous. lobster, more than three feet long—so large in feet that the teeth in his spoonshaped jaws could be distinctly seen. Aa for the picture of that instrument ft totture, the proboscis of the house fly, it resembled, both in Bliape andsiie, a rifle with the barrel broked ofl* where it meets the stock, and a large warty potxrtO stuck on. The potato would represent what some naturalists would call the "tip," and what others would call tnfr "kndb" of the proboscis. Prof. Mucloskie declared that it was a mistake to say that flies bite, the testimony of fill ma/ikind to the contrary notwithstanding, They didn't bite, they only filed. It wae for a long time said by naturalists that this knob at the end of a

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was made up of muscular tissue, by which the owner was enabled to rob hifteeth, BO to speak, into the flesh ofBuflVr ing humanity. Later investigation h*l demonstrated the fact that this knob wa* made up principallyiof small rods, the sharp ends pf which projected a little be/ yona the end, making a surface similm to that of a very sharp and effective file

The lecturer went on 0 describejusU how the flies go to work to file a person face. Having discovered a minute speck of something palatable,* the fly first drop ped a little saliva upon it to moisten 01 dissolve the dainty morsel. This dorft he went to work with his file, executing a movement like that of a snout of a pijc whwHwotiflf-Bp the^earthr Hirvinf gathered up enough for a "swallow," drew up his proboscis, emptied the food unto his mouth and chewed it. To prof (S that flies had teeth, although they were* so located as BOtJO enable them to LiU any external object, the professor passec around a specimen of a fly's jaws, adiust ed under the objective glass of a micro scope, and showing off the fly's baet teeth to great advantage* The moaoui toe's apparatus was very different. Tha interest!Dg New Jersey bird was provid ed with a number of lancelets set it among a system of sucking tubes. Thh enabled it to bore for blc*U and draw P. up at the same time, .« **tA 5

I A New Orleans judjge, riding iu 11 ears recently, from a single glance at tlu countenance of a lady by his side, imog ined ke knew her, and Ventured to

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wear a veil "Lest I attract gentlemen.', "It is tlie province of jgentlemeti toatl gl mire* replied the gallant man of lawr "Not when tliey are married." "But. am not." "indeed J" "On, no, I'm 4 bachelor" Tlie larly quietly removfc ber veil, disposing to tl»e a«to«Bhh^i tlw fece of hiu mcrther-in-iu^ He has been a raving maniac ever irfnc#