Democratic Sentinel, Volume 22, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 November 1898 — A Wise Boarder. [ARTICLE]

A Wise Boarder.

The New Boarder—You don’t seem to enjoy this Thanksgiving turkey. You eat very sparingly of it. The Old Boarder—Well, you see, I don’t want to eat too much of this turkey the first time, or I won’t be able to stand it the rest of the week.—Yellow Book.