Democratic Sentinel, Volume 22, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 November 1898 — How to Prevent It. [ARTICLE]

How to Prevent It.

“Puffins answered an advertisement in which somebody offered to sell him the secret for preventing trousers from getting fringes around the bottom.” “What did they tell him?” “To wear kickerbockers?’—Tit-Bits.