Democratic Sentinel, Volume 22, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 October 1898 — The Plumber in War. [ARTICLE]

The Plumber in War.

The Lieutenant—ls that one of our men over there in that field? The Orderly—lt is, sir. “Who is it?” “Fassett, the plumber.” “What is he doing in that onion patch ?”■ “Looking for leeks, sir.”—Yonkers Statesman.