Democratic Sentinel, Volume 22, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 September 1898 — His Little Scheme. [ARTICLE]

His Little Scheme.

Soaker—l say, old chap, why in thunder did you bring me into this ice cream parlor—to drink soda water? Round—The lady at the next table knows me by sight and corresponds with my wife’s mother.—New York Evening Journal