Democratic Sentinel, Volume 22, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 August 1898 — Those Long Names. [ARTICLE]

Those Long Names.

The physician had told him the name of his malady, but he could not spell or pronounce it ten minutes later. “Have you any idea,” his friend inquired, "how your doctor makes up his schedule of charges?” "No,” was the answer. “But I have an idea it is at the rate of about SSO a syllable.”—Washington Star. How a man whose collar wilts in fifteen minutes, hates a man who always looks cool! Cigarettes get blamed for lots of ills that are due to lov? affairf,