Democratic Sentinel, Volume 22, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 August 1898 — WHY? [ARTICLE]

WHY?

Why Isn’t kissing one way to remove paint? Why Isn’t a boil in the pot worth two on the neck? Why doesn’t the father of twins serve two masters? Why isn’t a begging letter more or less touching? Why should a man expect to get his price if he has it? Why are long-haired men suspected of being poets? Why shouldn’t a temperance advocate always try to appear sober? Why Is a man with winning ways always unpopular with the other players? Why does the company Issuing the map have the only curveless railroad thereon?