Democratic Sentinel, Volume 22, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 August 1898 — How to Become Famous [ARTICLE]

How to Become Famous

Ambitious innocent—What la the first thing you would advise me to do In gaining the attention of the public? Sophisticated pessimist—Bribe some cigar manufacturer to name a brand of rank five-centers after yon.