Democratic Sentinel, Volume 22, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 July 1898 — Awkward for the Stalls. [ARTICLE]

Awkward for the Stalls.

Two dear old ladles who had evidently called at toe Sign of toe Jug on the way, went, to see “The Sign of the Cross” to Adelaide. They had a parcel of meat pies and several bottles of beer, and they wept ‘copiously and ate pies and drank beer during the first act/ In the* second they slept soundly until a particularly harrowing scene . awoke one of toe pair, and, without warning, she took,a dive, accompanied by three pies, Into, the front gallery row. They rescued the lady, but the pies went on and broke with a loud report In the stalls. For some minutes-the people below delighted the gallery by their attempts to get the potato out of their hair and rescue the kidney and onion which; had neft}efi. inside their collars, and then piatiere became normal again.—Glasgow Herald.