Democratic Sentinel, Volume 22, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 July 1898 — Lane’s Family Medicine [ARTICLE]

Lane’s Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order to be healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache. Price 25 and 50c. The Pacific Ocean covers 78,000,00 b square miles, the Atlantic 25,000,000 the Mediterranean 1,000,000.

They Saw the Real England. A New Year calm seemed to have fallen upon a certain village not twenty miles from London as three American tourists strolled through It. Not a sold was abroad, save the geese and fowls on the common. “This,” said the Americans, “is real England.” And they turned up a muddy by lane to sniff England’s New Year peace to the full. In doing so they stumbled upon an antique cottage with a quaint board over the door. They approached to inspect the board, and from the Inside of the cottage came the sound of about twenty yokels’ voices, all singing different tunes together in voices all differently drunk. “This,” said the Americans, “is more real England.”—Loudon Globe.