Democratic Sentinel, Volume 22, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 June 1898 — He Objects. [ARTICLE]

He Objects.

Mrs. Mushroom—Josiah, what do you think about having a beautiful frieze in the parlor? Mr. Mushroom—lt won’t do. There’s no use makln’ a show of the fact that I got my money at the Klondike by havin’ freezes in the parlor. Them are some of the things I want to forglt Our bravest and best lessons are not learned through success, but through misadventure.—A. B. Alcott. Why doesn't a trained skirt know enough to keep out of the mud?