Democratic Sentinel, Volume 22, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 March 1898 — A Practical Woman. [ARTICLE]

A Practical Woman.

Husband—l f-f-feel as t-t-though I w-was g-g-going to li-have a c-c-chill. Wife—Wait a minute, dear, until I take up the carpet and you can shake it.