Democratic Sentinel, Volume 21, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 November 1897 — AIRY THINGS ABOUT THE HEIR. [ARTICLE]

AIRY THINGS ABOUT THE HEIR.

JaybßuJk My sod baa become quite a b. cycle >art; rides two wheels at once. Cluy pool—That's nothing.’ My W by rides four at once.—Washington Tlinese. “Well," aold the kits to the email boy, “I gue« I will have to> admit that you have me on the string. And that,” continued the kite, “I* what make* me 'soar.”— lndianapolis Journal. teacher—Tommy, pane dtacrattoo. Tommy (feeling bu way)—Dtacratto©a noun—feminine. Teacher—Hew do you make It feminize? Tommy— lt’a the better part of valor.-Pittaburg Newa. Mother Yea, doctor, Jaaneeey la that tongue-tied he can’t apeak a word. What trade would you advlae him to learn? Doctor—Make an artist of hta, by all mean#. He can make aignA—Buffalo Time# Mr. Ftgg— 1 aee that a prieet In St. Louie made the members of hie congregation’deposit all their motto buttons on the altar before he would go on wKh the service. Tommy—i guess he waa makta’ a collection.—lntttanapolta Journal.

Judd—A baby grow# more the fliat month of its life than at any other similar period of lta existence. Sometimes )t gains an Inch In length during this tJrne. Spndd—l can easily believe that, for later in life It will often find Ksetf getting short—Washington Times. “There," said the feud father, as the political procession passed by. "Does not that All your young soul with (high aspirations?" "You bet it Anas pa," answered the Mttle boy. "I’m goto* te Kit a broomstick And begin practicin’ for a drum major mootTm I gtt home."— Cincinnati Enquirer. Tommy had been suffering from a lame back for a day or two, an 4 his mother bought a porous plaster for the same and prepared to adjust It As tht eyes of little Mabel fell upon the puns tured square she exclaimed: "Oh, maw ma! What are all the bolas forr ‘1 know," Interjected Tommy; “they're for lettln’ the pain cut"—fitchasoad Dispatch.