Democratic Sentinel, Volume 21, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 August 1897 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Cliurcb Directory. PRESBYTERIAN. Sabbath School, 9‘30 a. m. Public Worship, 10:45 a. m. Junior Endeavor, 3:00 p.m. Y. P. 8. C. E., 6:30 p- m Public Worship, 7:30 p.m. Prayer Meeting, Thursday, 7:30 p. m METHODIST EPISCOPAL. Rev. R. D. Dttm, Pastor. Sabbath School 9:30 a- ni. Public Worship, 10:45 u. m. Class Meeting, 11:45 a. m. x.pworth League, Junior, 2:30 p. m. Epworth League, Senior, 6:30 p.m. Public Worship 7:30 p. in. Epworth League, Tuesday, 7:80 p.m. Prayer Meeting, Thursuav, 7:30 p.m. CHRISTIAN. Bible School, 9:30 a. m. Public Worship, 11:15 a, m. Junior Endeavor, 2:30 p.m. Y P. S. C. E., 6:30 p. m. Public Worship, 7,30 p. m. Prayer Meeting, Thursday, 7:30 p m.

Bleeps Under Hl* “Awful Epitaph. * At Vineland, N. J., the other day, was Varied Jeremiah Hacker, poet, author •nd noted Infidel. Hacker, who was 04 years old, became an Infidel in his boyhood, end throughout hie life taught Infidel Ideas, firm tn the belief that he was doing good. He spent a fortune in inculcating his tdeaa. When bte wife died, six years ago, Mr, Habker erected two toantwtoae* on his lot at SUocmb Cemetery. On bis wife's was inscribed undemeatti the usual legend, the question: "Where te Godt’ On his own tombstone was served the following: "The Angry, Wrathful Bible; God I® • Myth." These tombstones, so cloee to monuments piously Inscribed, caused much comment, and many persons visited the graveyard to see those awful tombstones. Lot owners appealed to the trustees to have the offensive dabs removed, but the trustees became divided over the question, and the tombstones are still standing.

Tb« Elephant • Playfellow, A man who has traveled in India < peat deal says that an elephant I* a better playfellow tor a boy than a *S°<(The native boye make the elephant* trice them in •vrinnntog. They ritab oo the elephant's baric and ride In triwnph to the beet ewtamlnt brie. The riepbent walk? Into deep water and keeps ri<ht on walktaf nntll there's Mtoing to be seen at him except hie trank and a good, level island of back. Tbe boy stands on the Island and yells Bke— well, just about like a food, healthy American boy, and he dives off *» Wand, and toe elephant <rat» him wM> bls trunk and puts bto) up onto •dry land,’’ and dnawam his yell with • ery that’s half sMjt end half whoop, and altogether he ftves that boy just as food a time "In swimming" ad If he had lived in Ameijjca and never dreamed of using an riaphants baric for a spring board. Queer country, India, isn’t It?

Moonshine Whisky in New York. The other day in the city of New York revenue officers raided a cellar on Rivington street, where Illicit whisky was being made, and seized nearly a dozen barrels es mash and 30 gallons <?f the contraband liquid. They were led to the mid by the fact that whisky was selling for five cents a glass in a large number es places on the east side, and suspecting crookedness they set a watch and readily located the illicit distillery. The capacity of the place '-as three gallons an hour and the product was arid to saloonkeepers at the rate of 26 cents a gallon. In speaking of the affair a revenue officer said that there are many such places la New York and Brooklyn and that it Is easier to carry on such operations hero Mum out in tbs country, VONBTAKCE IBNIMGRB WOOLS'"' x had a premonition of her untimely »i < 6he was a victim of morbidness a tonged for rest from wandering ho: j ■mm? about the world. In one of h« Uri Miters to a friend she sayr “Tin worid has never produced a msve brine KW womanthan I am, yet by p wraffa fate Inava been homeless fat toteffito years. _

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