Democratic Sentinel, Volume 21, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 July 1897 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

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A horse always gets up foreparts Jfirst, and a cow directly the opposite. The Republican press will take care to keep from their raiders the figures on our our export trade. Female ■’piders are much larger and more feiocious than tho m lies, aud often devour their husbands. The Wilson bill is vindicated. Our foreign trade was never so great as it is to-day.—lndianapolis News (Rep. The Republican L ague that was meeting at Detroit adjourned yesterday. Beat thing it has done!-Indianapolis News (Rep.) An Indiana court granted thirty divorces one afternoon last week. Some of these hoosier towns are rapidly putting on municipal airs.—Times-Herald. The Red Lion Hotel, Ardmore, Pa., has been licensed since 1798, and is about entering into its one-hundreth year of continuous service as a public hcute.

“How is it that your son’s head seems to be drown to one side? Only a year ago he was as straight as an Indian.” “I can only account for it t thiough the fact that he did his courting Ou a tandem."—Detroit Free Press. In a bad predicament are the Suga 1 rust Senators They are willing to concede all the Trust demands, but just now the query is going up from the people desiring to know what is at the bottom of their devotion to Trust interests The intense heat of last Saturday hatch ed several eggs exposed for sale in William Talbert’s gr eery, at Marshfield, and the little chicks were soon nimbly capering about tho floor, snatching flies aud making themselves generally at home. Township Assessor Carr, of Terre Haute upon retiring at night during the hot spell, placed an electric fan at the foot of his bed, that he might be cooled by the breeze. While asleep his feet were tangled with the machinery, and before he co’d smother the pesky thing with the sheet he w s minus several toe-nails and much cuticle. The sweet young girl graduate who was saying now tnat she had graduated she must further nform herself in psyoh?logy, philolgy, philology, bibli was at that point interrupted by the practical mothei with “Stop where you are. I have arranged for you a thorough course in roastology, boilology, siitchology, darnology, patohaology, and t 1 e general domestic bustleology. Now get on your working clothes."

The King of Servia is credited with having no respect for any woman. Ono day he was losing nt a Paris gambling hell, when he turned roughly upon a Indy who was standing behind his chair, nnd said; “I wish you would go away. You make me lose I never have bad luck excepting when you are there " ’’Pardon, sire, ” she retorted, ”1 was not there when you ran away from the Bulgarians, nor when you lost your crown” THE WAGES OF MINERS. Columbus, Ohio, July 15—President Ratchford has mailed pe sonallrequests t° miners throughout tho country asking fo r statements regarding the wages they receive for publication for the benefit of the pm lie. Thirty-nine miners in the Sunday Creek Valley have been heard from Since early in the spring the wages of these men for each twojweeks has averaged $5,64 each. The tot il earnings was $z25,98, and for the same period their indebtedness to the operators for rent, pre. vi ions, mining materials, etc., aggregated $619,29 leaving the miners in debt to their employers tn the sum of $396,71. President Batchfold says this is a fair sample of the condition of the mineis. Farm Loans. Wa are prepared to make farm 'oans at a lower rate of interes than any other firm in J asper county. The expenses will be as low as the lowest. Call and see us. Office m Odd Fellows’ Temple, near the Court House WARREN & IRWIN.

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